have to do it

beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat to more
you get a 7/7 ho ho ho greeeeeen giant

[mention]CTNC[/mention] if your saying that I should attack with "myself" a blightsteel colossus and this turtle. . .then I support it and I appreciate you keeping me honest haha in all seriousness this turtle is legit, not only is its ability pertinent, it has a toughness that's gonna sur...

someone please tell me that this is rare worthy Out of all the Eldraine crap rares you complain about this? it just reads really interesting to me I suppose. maybe I was a little off the cuff because I really like the treefolk type and this one reads incomplete. by incomplete I mean not doran color...

bad turtle, where are your multiple heads, also good turtle for being the slowest most obvious creature and allowing unblockable. bad turtle for not allowing me, a human and your summoner to ride upon your back.

if new theros has a enchantment theme. . .this card could be legit. . .lots and lots of 2 cast enchatments as tapping for four on this card seems like a sweet spot. x = 3 means basically all the lock enchantments in white. . .bring back all those ghostly prison your opponent has destroyed. in sealed...

vantress gargoyle as a mill lover I like this card, defense is important in mill strategy. that being said in mill you sorta want to be all in on the strategy so holding spells back could lead to negative game play. but this card seems to use mill differently so this sits in a similar wheel house a...

someone please tell me that this is rare worthy

once again I guess im the only one that cried a little that this is one of the rares is it powerful? idk, will it change the face of mill? idk, I hope it does cause imma get like 6 of these (just like you bident of thassa ) and maybe get a return on the 24$ im likely to have spent to get these inste...

I like this one, can someone please tell me the flavor or fairytale this invokes and such?

they could have made the three little pigs fun. instead they casted it at 6! WHAT! OK! - lil jon reference for all you maybe its because you can back end 9 life? I want my witchstalker to eat a food and then transform. . .that would be awesome someone will cast wolf's quarry in limited and if they d...

I am a person that loves hybrid. . .I don't think they use it enough. . .but then they make junk like this and give it a bad name. people will say, maybe, "its a seeded card for devotion, next set we back to theros" to which I say ni ill say ni again followed by the third time ni ill edit ...

Ardenvale Tactician is a common that looks better than some of the rares. this card will be a sealed winner. this card may not translate to standard or modern, but sealed? as many copies as I can get my hands on thanks Edgewall Innkeeper . . .?? this card needs an adventure called buy the place - p...

this is where I lose it. food flavor. . .pun intended

witch's oven has a toughness rider

this card should have another keyword called catered - which reads just as the oven

cauldron familiar with witch's oven are a sexy combo.

here kitty kitty ive got a treat for you

I know this (obv I do not know) a 4/3 flyer for 4 cmc is a good rate in sealed. I can envision several players whiffing on casting this spell cause at worst it reads as a 4 attack flyer. I was expecting some sort of dragon either taking or protecting a princess. . .ive seen shrek. but I figured it w...

I really want to give the beloved princess the colossus hammer and smash face, and then tell my opponent they were beat by a girl.

inquisitive puppet seems super broken, Pinocchio is the real deal. maybe not though he is a liar.

mental note add poison to my gingerbread recipe

all my lightning bolts just giggled a little bit

my favorite part about this card is the "spells your opponents cast that target. . ." cause no one will ever use it. I don't know about you but I cast my spells. this reads 3UU 0/4 draw a card. haha :( I need more flanking and exalted, first strike and protections on my knights. pump abili...

cards like this should say sorcery - faerie that would help boost its wow factor and give it some more. . .something cause the more I read this card its loosing its sparkle but let me quandary this if I may even at instant speed how broke is it? 1UU for a 1/1 faerie isn't a lot of value. . .no matte...

Impossible wrote: ↑

4 years ago

>Arthurian legends set
>King Arthur isn't in the actual set

Pretty dick move, WotC.

sometimes I read things and I get it. . .and sometimes I read things and it gets ME

um I really like this ability sorta gives me the path to exile feeling. . .though on the burnt crispy side. . .and im for it! the numbers on it are sorta meh - even in limited this is not a lot id actually like to see this ability on a rared up creature or maybe put on a body that will actually hit ...

so the rarity of these "adventure" cards has me confused maybe two wrongs make a right, or three lefts. whichever is first. 2/1 flyer for UU is underwhelming hard counter with restrictions for 2U is underwhelming combined though, at least whelming!! mix is some alt art and all of a sudden ...

If someone can up to me and said, "hey Nathan we are going to unban stoneforge mystic and then print a blue aligned card with similar interests"

well I would just be tickled pink

but nobody ever said that and yet, color me pink

red bear with reach - [mention]Rumpy5897[/mention] for the win haha to me this card is reading as a non ninjutsu ninja, tis sad thow hast no ninja in this thy world of fairy tale also, does this mean shurewood forest is burnt down? shirewood? this card is all sorts of wrong that being said it is a 1...

all these nights (probably black ones specifically) have to pass the Haakon test