Nicol Bolas pulls out a small pitch pipe. He identifies the key of E flat. If it helps, I've always imagined Nicol Bolas as voiced by Tim Curry. 🎶 This is the very model of a Bolas scheme immaculate 🎶 🎶 I've fool-proofed each and ev'ry facet down to the final cubit 🎶 🎶 There's absolutely positively ...

GIDEON JURA Muscle RighteousFace fights valiantly against the Eternals with Blackblade. Blackblade whispers dark temptations to him, but Biff ProteinScoop refuses the call, because he is pure and mighty, like an untouched sheet of soft December snow atop a ShakeWeight. Vivien Reid joins the party an...

WAR OF THE SPARK: PART TWO NICOL BOLAS Bolas sits at the top of his citadel smugly. The first pawns have been moved. The cards have been dealt. The arguments over who's the little pewter thimble have been resolved. (It's Tibalt.) He hopes he doesn't have to stand up soon, because this scheming-boner...

Hello! I wrote a parody summary of the War of the Spark novel. Like Drunk History, but for Magic. Drunk Magic. People liked it, so I'm sharing it here too, and I've started to work on the Uncharted Realms stories starting with Magic Origins. I'll update here daily until I catch up with my once-a-wee...