Blight Shepherd 1B
Creature — Elf Druid (U)
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add . When you spend this mana, you lose 1 life.
1/2


IIW: mecha and machines

well, that name seems accurate unfortunately given constraints like the size limits of a text box and the name bar (see Progenitus for how just 10 symbols fit).

Divine Rescue W Instant Choose target nontoken permanent controls by an opponent or a teammate other than you. Until end of turn, the next time that permanent is destroyed, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and you draw two cards. (I specifically uses the term "destroyed&q...

Nessian Wingcutter 2GG Creature — Plant Hydra (U) Trample, reach When Nessian Wingcutter enters the battlefield, remove up to three counters from among other permanents. Put a +1/+1 counter on Nessian Wingcutter for each counter removed this way. 2G : Remove a counter from another target permanent....

Human Teeth Phobia Sacrifice a human. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. Otherwise, discard two cards. Uncanny Reject 2BR Creature - Horror (U) Haste When Uncanny Reject enters the battelfield, mill a phobia card. You may trigger its effect. If you do, tap each creature an op...

judging now

Yep that checks out

@Juancu is that for the sonic the hedgehog prompt, if it is I'm wondering if I'm missing some context

Scarlet Starlet 1BR
Creature — Vampire Performer (U)
Lifelink
Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.)
As long as Scarlet Starlet is renowned, it has first strike.
2/2


IIW: sonic the hedgehog

Turncoat 1UUUB Sorcery (R) Choose one — • Gain control of target creature. Put a -1/-1 counter on it. • Gain control of target planeswalker. Remove two loyalty counters from it. Betraying his friends nearly tore him apart, but this was finally his calling—and the end of theirs. Pillage the Shelves ...

Collective Weariness 1WB
Sorcery (R)
Put an age counter on each nonland permanent. For each permanent that had an age counter put on it this way, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay for each age counter on that permanent.



IIW: racing

sorry the last 24 hours went from study to other important things to a full on medical situation so uh I can't post judgements (I am ok / I will be ok) edit i am now out of A&E so here's some judging blighted miranda blossom: excellent treatment and i just learned about a boss fight i never enco...

Judging in the morning cause I have to study tonight! Get your weird lil dudes in

If you're unfamiliar with elden ring I will also accept best guesses at what the heck is going on with that thing you've seen

Hapless Bystander 1W
Creature — Citizen (U)
When Hapless Bystander enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Hapless Bystander can't be the target of spells.
Whenever Hapless Bystander is dealt damage, sacrifice it and create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
0/1

IIW: elden ring

Shock Reinforcements XXWW Instant — Trap (R) Create X 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike. Spellmorph XWW . Cast this spell this way only if three or more creatures are attacking you and/or a planeswalker you control. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for [sym=3]. T...

Rouser of the Populace 2W Creature — Cephalid Citizen (R) Lifelink Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Rouser of the Populace becomes that spell's colors in addition to its own until end of turn, then Rouser of the Populace and other creatures you control that share a color with it get +1/+1 unt...

Volatile Badger RG Creature — Badger (U) Mutate 2RG (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) ———— Trample Whenever this creature mutates, double its power and toughnes...

Phone a Friend 3U Instant (U) A person outside the game looks at the top four cards of your library. They put two into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (They can't show you the other cards or tell you what they were.) (i know the name is taken i'm just ignorin...

Morgand, Spice Chef 2RR Legendary Creature — Lizard Shaman Players can't gain life. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a Food token. As long as an opponent has been dealt combat damage this turn, Foods you control have "[sym=1], [sym=T], Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to...

I still get bitter about this card Like a Camarid is a baby homarid. So by this logic we can get Kitten Tokens or Puppy Tokens but we still haven't... To be fair that logic was from 1994, and 1994 has a lot of logic that turned out best avoided, like burn in blue. They were still figuring out how a...

HIYAAT! i'm cramming for an exam this week so i'm only reviewing one card from each of you but i'll review the one i like most. that doesn't mean the others are bad, just that i need to pick one. this makes me happiest and it also means i have less notes i need to write which means maybe a little le...

i didn't even think of how many pitcher plants were in these games before today

i went for that antiquated terminology cred, it always sounds cooler

Bedrid 1B Enchantment — Aura (U) Kicker [sym=U] Enchant creature When Bedrid enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, tap enchanted creature. Whenever enchanted creature becomes untapped, put two -1/-1 counters on it. IIW: legend of zelda I enjoy this Bubble Snare / Brink of Disaster kind of thing...