Cache Exploiter [sym=1][sym=gp] Creature - Phyrexian Squirrel Toxic 1 Whenever an opponent receives poison counters, put a cache counter on up to one artifact or creature card you own in exile with mana value 1 for each counter they received. Corrupted -- Sacrifice Cache Exploiter: Put all cards in...

I never get why this guy is so popular. maybe its his pose? <3

"we maintain our long-term bullishness on the brand" wow! reminds me why I don't read these things lol edit: Thread slain! erotic review of Thunder Junction and its satellite sets suggests it's the driest set ever made, saved only from being 0/10 by the areas in which goth and cowboy inter...

you are silly :3 Marzipadon 4gg Creature - Food Beast [sym=2], [sym=t], Sacrifice Marzipadon: You gain 3 life. Sticky leftovers -- When Marzipadon leaves play, tap all permanents controlled by the player whose turn it is. "A novelty - the rare game beast I'd rather bake than roast." - Scal...

Air Pocket [sym=u] Creature - Elemental Defender When you sacrifice Air Pocket, draw a card. Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. 0/3 Rebreather [sym=up] Artifact Rebreather doesn't untap during your untap step. [sym=up], Remove two counters of any type from among tapped permanents ...

Corporate Ladder bb Enchantment At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may discard a creature card. If they do, they draw two cards. Note down the name of each card discarded this way. Creatures with names noted by Corporate Ladder have menace and "Ward -- Discard a creature car...

Progenisaur 3rr Creature - Elder Lizard Cumulative upkeep [sym=r] [sym=r]: Progenisaur gets +1/+0 until end of turn. To put things into perspective... -- When Progenisaur enters the battlefield, any of your opponents may tap an untapped Advisor, Bard, Druid or Wizard they control. If they do, put s...

I love both versions of Wort and like how the Raidmother makes Thornscape Familiar its best self <3 I tried to force the game to be sorcery-only with Dosan and City of Solitude so I could just PLAY like a maniac on my turn. I also played cards as bad as Safe Haven so I could hide Wort until it was m...

seems really fun with Legion Loyalty? i feel like there's usually one player you can gore with the dinosaur in a four player game, the whole "how do I hit with this?" question is usually overstated

Jasmine Sower [sym=g] Creature - Halfling Druid At the beginning of your upkeep, put a bloom counter on Jasmine Sower. Abilities of nonland permanents entering the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the number of bloom counters on Jasmine Sower don't trigger. "Why don't we postp...

Carol Singers [sym=w] Creature - Kithkin Bard Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield, it becomes white in addition to its other colors and it becomes a Kithkin in addition to its other creature types. The music contained a dark coercive tonic. All who celebrated enforced it. 1/1

(randomly: i was ok with the yakuza-fication of FF7 Rebirth before I saw Corel prison and now I honestly think it's just a bad game. this place should just be a complete downer, the mini-games should be like getting robbed, playing russian roulette and getting into debt betting on the chocobos and s...

Exterminating Angel 3ww Creature - Angel Assassin Kicker X Flying, vigilance When Exterminating Angel enters the battlefield, if you paid the kicker cost, put a stun counter on X target creatures. Then, put another 98 stun counters on each of those creatures that are Nobles. If only her victims cou...

just looked through historical revisionist wild west wonderland and realized that Leyline Dowser is absolutely Korlessa, Scale Singer 's new car! so many U/G dragons are legends themselves, plus it's not like I'm going to tap Korlessa (or Renari, or Orvar) to do anything as gauche as attack >:3 also...

Oorta Bagshaw 2bb Legendary Planeswalker - Oorta (U) At the end of your turn, if you control a permanent of each color, each opponent discards a card. -X: Create a colorless 0/0 Spotlight creature token with Swirl and put X +1/+1 counters on it. Then, return an Aura card with mana value X or less f...

Adoration 2w Sorcery Put an Angel, Archon, Demigod or God card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield. If you do, put a stun counter on every other permanent you control. "The worshipful masses wished to play host to the divine. The divine being they actually received made sure to en...

Hyperlacrid 1b
Creature - Lizard Volver
Kicker -- Sacrifice a food, and/or sacrifice a treasure, and/or sacrifice a clue
Hyperlacrid enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it for each kicker cost you paid.
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I got one of these out of a stronghold booster one million years ago and I have no idea where it went \o/ as a commander card it's boring until you create an altar combo or whatever and then it's too good. really hard to like if I ever played 5C I think I'd be a Tiamat person edit: this reminds me t...

Xamp-xampxa [sym=7] Legendary Artifact Creature - Cat Flash, first strike, reach Hidden toys -- When Xamp-xampxa enters the battlefield, reveal your library. Starting with you, each player exiles a card from your library. Keep doing this until you own in exile a land, a creature, an enchantment, an...

Good Will 1b Sorcery Demonstrate (You may copy this. If you do, uh, target opponent may do that too. per Oracle) Target opponent creates your choice of one, two or three tapped Treasure tokens. Then, search your library for a card with mana value equal to the number of artifacts that player control...

Undercook
Instant
Destroy up to three target Foods.
Wastescycling
It's hard to find good nutrition out here.

Photon Torpedo [sym=c] Artifact - Munition Arm Torpedos! -- cc : Put a charge counter on Photon Torpedo. Tap an untapped artifact creature you control, Sacrifice Photon Torpedo: Photon Torpedo deals 2 + X damage to target creature and to each creature that crewed it. X is the number of charge count...

Jester's Boots [sym=5] Artifact Whenever a creature attacks, you may search its controller's library for any number of cards with the same name as that creature and exile them. Then they shuffle their library. [sym=1], [sym=t], Sacrifice Jester's Boots: Prevent all combat damage creatures would dea...

Easter Bun
Creature - Rabbit Avatar
Ward 1
, Discard Easter Bun from your hand: Prevent all damage target permanent would deal until end of turn.
Embalm 2www (Exile me from yr graveyard as a sorcery to create a token copy of me that's 4/4!)
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Havoc Gem [sym=1] Artifact Havoc Gem enters the battlefield tapped. [sym=t]: Add one mana of any color. Shuffle your whammy deck and reveal the top card. If that card's mana abilities could produce the type of mana you chose, sacrifice Havoc Gem and discard your hand. Play this ability only during ...