Ywy, Protoplanar Heptodon 4 [sym=WB][sym=bg] Legendary Creature - Elder Tapir (R) Other Tapir, Horse, and Rhino creatures you control get +1/+2. When Ywy, Protoplanar Heptodon enters the battlefield, propagate. (Create a tapped colorless artifact Monolith token with " 2, T , Sacrifice this art...

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Netn10, Jovialjovian Pygyzy's Wild Ride 2UR Enchantment (M) At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put a warp counter on Pygyzy's Wild Ride, then that player destroys target permanent of their choice for each warp counter on Pygyzy's Wild Ride. For each permanent destroyed this way, that permanen...

Void_nothing, kwanyeegor-ii Plasma Bore XUBR Instant (R) Choose any number X times- * Until end of turn, target creature becomes a black Skeleton creature and has base power and toughness 0/1. * Whenever target creature is dealt damage this turn, it also deals that much damage to it's controller. * ...

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Recomposite 1WR
Instant (R)
Destroy target nonland permanent. It's controller creates three colorless 1/1 Servo artifact creature tokens.
Flashback 3RW

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Urza, Grand Artifice Overlord 4WUB Legendary Creature - Zombie Artificer Vigilance, Menace, Shroud When Urza, Grand Artifice Overlord enters the battlefield, each player may detain all their creatures. If they do, create three treasure and gain cotnrol of target land they control. If they don't, de...

HOPE YOU PUT ON YOUR BIG BRAIN PANTS BECAUSE YOULL NEED THEM. A multiplanar organization that believes in the Dry Eternities Prophecy: "As the moon breaks and the city crumbles, a stray Spark will set the multiverse aflame." The only way to prevent this prophecy is to find and close the s...

Gleemax is pleased. I look forward to meeting some new friends. Total domination can get boring without others to enjoy it with. Tormenting MaRo by making him answer the most asinine questions on Tumblr isn't as fun now that we're actually listening to the idiotic things people want. Hope you all e...

Dyd, netn10 Artificer's Guide to Contraptions Artifact - Contraption (R) Companion - Each artifact card in your deck has a triggered ability. When you crank Artificer's Guide to Contraptions, triggered abilities of non-Contraption artifacts you control trigger an additional time this turn. Iiw: Para...

Venser, the Heartless uubR Legendary Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Wizard (R) Flash When Venser, the Heartless enters the battlefield, exile target spell or permanent. You may play the exiled card without paying it's mana cost by paying life equal to it's mana value. Nothing is wasted on New Phyrex...

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Netn10, Lorn Asbord Schutta The Magic Talking Fish UUU Legendary Artifact - Equipment (R) As long as The Magic Talking Fish isn't equipped, it's a 3/3 blue Fish Advisor creature with Ward - Return this creature to it's owner's hand. Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a D8, 1-3 Cloak of Fog - E...

Field of Fool's Folly
Land (R)
If a player would create one or more tokens, they create that many tokens that are copies of Field of Fool's Folly instead.

Note: I interpreted "hate" as in the hoser sense.

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Real Fake Doors WBR Artifact Creature - Wall Defender Protection from creatures blocked by Real Fake Doors. Whenever an opponent attacks, for each attacking creatures, that player secretly chooses one, two, or three at random, then you secretly choose one, two, or three. Reveal those choices. Real ...

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Wall of Blinding WW
Creature - Wall (Acorn-C)
Defender
Wall of Blinding can attack as though it didn't have defender unless an opponent is wearing sunglasses.
WARNING: This card may be unsuitable for people with photosensitivity. Player discretion is advised.
3/4

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Silumgar Siege 1Ub Enchantment (R) As Silumgar Siege enters the battlefield, choose Rise or Fall. Rise - At the beginning of each combat, target creature gains flying and deathtouch until your next turn. Fall - At the beginning of your end step, gain control of target creature until your next turn....

Lorn Asbord Schutta, Jovialjovian Hm: Everyone else. Really hard to pick. Sedris, The Praetor King xXx [sym=up][sym=bp][sym=rp] Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor (M) Infect When Sedris, The Praetor King enters the battlefield, exile X target creature cards in your graveyard. When Sedris leaves ...

My inspiration is a combination of nature vs tech, turning the land into a vehicle. I chose the name because I like making cards with song lyrics (The Doors).. I tried different flavor ideas but they didn't translate well (Originally flavored as a motorcycle street gang lol), So I thought of Riding ...

Dyd, lorn Asbord Schutta Feed the Darkness bbgg Enchantment (R) Players can't play land cards from their hand. Players can play land cards from their graveyard. If a land would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it's exiled instead. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, each player mi...

Ride the Snake 2g
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant land
Enchanted land is an artifact land vehicle with base power and toughness 5/5, haste and spiritcrew 1.

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Dyd, netn10 Mischievous Cassowary 1UG Creature - Bird (U) You may choose not to untap Mischievous Cassowary during your untap step. T : Untap target noncreature artifact with mana value less than this creature's power. You gain control of that artifact for as long as this creature remains tapped. 3/...

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Wombot 2
Artifact Creature - Wombat Robot (R)
Wombot has power and toughness equal to the number of Wombats, Squirrel, Rat, Rabbit and Badger creatures you control.
Other Wombat, Squirrel, Rat, Rabbit and Badger creatures you control get +1/+1.
*/*

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Heroic Monstrosity W
Creature - Human Ooze Soldier (R)
Heroic -Whenever you cast a spell that targets Heroic Monstrosity, create a token that's a copy of it
Graft 1
g: Monstrosity 1
0/0

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Unholy Ground b
Creature - Wall (C)
Defender
When Unholy Ground dies, return target black creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
2/1

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