Trade Route
Land
T: Add C.
4, T: Put a brick counter on Trade Route, then create a 0/2 white Caravan creature token with "T: Gain 1 life". This ability costs 1 less for each brick counter on Trade Route.

IIW: Sagas or cards with palindromes for names.

Marit Lage Goes to New York 2R Enchantment- Saga (R) {I-XII}: Create a colorless artifact Gold token with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." {XIII}: Create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible. Marit Lage deals 20 dama...

Call the Judge 1W
Sorcery (R)
Search your library for an Advisor creature, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you can't find one, you may reveal your library to investigate twice. Either way shuffle your library afterwards.
"Judge?"

IIW: Underprivileged tribes

Following Aether Revolt, crime has dominated the city of Ghirapur, giving Kaladesh 2 a steampunk noir vibe. Baral is now a Rorschach style antihero ex-cop on the wrong side of the law with a mission. Baral's Patsy 1B Creature- Human Rogue (U) 3 , Pay 1 life: Baral's Patsy gets -1/-1 until end of tur...

Sloshed Barbarian 3R Creature- Orc Barbarian (U) Last strike, Trample When Sloshed Barbarian is dealt damage, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each point of damage dealt to it. 4/4 Charming Rogue 1U Creature- Halfling Rogue (U) You have +2 charisma (when you roll a charisma check, you get +2.) T...

Frogger 4GGG Enchantment When Frogger enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Frog creature token. When a Frog you control deals combat damage to an opponent, you win the game. When a Frog you control becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. When a Frog you control blocks or becom...

Mass Frogify 2GWU
Enchantment
All creatures lose all abilities and are green Frog creatures with base power and toughness 1/1.
Discard a Frog card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Frog creature you control.

IIW: The number nine anywhere on a card.

Aw crap, I forgot about this, and I really need to go to bed. Alright, let's do it anyway! Chetoos- Zegana: This is a really conservative build considering the strict mana cost. I appreciate that it mirrors Niv-Mizzet, Parun . It's the kind of card that finds good homes on the kitchen table, and at ...

judging tonight

(from Ikoria) Caller of the Damned 5BB Creature- Demon Giant (M) Menace At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Reap (Each creature you sacrifice as you cast this spell reduces its cost by 1 , or ...

Jace Has Been Bolas the Whole Time (B/R)UU Legendary Planeswalker- Jace Bolas (M) You may cast Bolas planeswalker cards from exile or from graveyards. Other Jace and Bolas planeswalkers aren't legendary. {-2}: Create a token that's a copy of another target Jace or Bolas planeswalker. {+1}: Draw a c...

Birthing Pod (GP)(GP) Artifact (R) As Birthing Pod enters the battlefield, you may pay X life. If you do, search your library for a creature with converted mana cost X or less, and exile it under Birthing Pod. You may cast the exiled card for as long as it remains exiled. T : Add 2 to your mana poo...

Lessons of Disfigurement 1w Enchantment Creatures with -1/-1 counters on them are Cowards in addition to other types. Cowards can't attack or block alone. BB : Put a -1/-1 counter on target non-coward creature. "Last time I did that, I lost an arm." IIW: Off-color creature types (for exam...

Fourest Land- Forest Shroud When Fourest enters the battlefield, exile three other forests you control or return Fourest to its owner's hand. ( T : Add G .) T : Add GGGG . This mana causes mana burn (Each unspent mana deals you 1 damage as it empties.) Is Land? Land- Island You may have Is Land? en...

Double Decker Bologna Sandwich 0
Artifact- Food
2,T, Sacrifice Double Decker Bologna Sandwich: Gain 3 life.
2,T, Sacrifice Double Decker Bologna Sandwich: Destroy target Goblin or Vegetarian creature.

IIW: Glitz and glam

Woodland Dirgybimble 1G
Creature- Faerie (U)
Flying
When Woodland Dirgybimble deals combat damage to a player, untap another target tapped permanent you control. If you can't, draw a card.
"Whoever heard of green faeries?" -Unnamed Planeswalker
1/1

IIW: Gahh!! I'm Scared!!

Untested Mechabolt R
Instant
Untested Mechabolt deals 3 damage to any target chosen at random. If it targets you or a permanent you control, draw a card.

Psycho-Doctor [sym=br][sym=br] Creature- Vampire Scientist R , T : Discard an instant or sorcery: Psycho-Doctor deals 2 damage to any target. B : Return Psycho-Doctor from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you cast a spell from your graveyard this turn. 2/2 Next: GW S...

Black-Cloud Gangmaster 1UB
Creature- Harpy
Other creatures with flying you control get +1/+0.
Creatures with flying you don't control get -0/-1.
2/2

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GU artifacts

Peek Sneaker U Creature- Faerie Rogue (Rare) Flying Your opponents play with their hands revealed. 2W , T , Sacrifice Peek Sneaker: Name a nonland card. The named card cannot be played this turn. Activate this ability only during an upkeep. 1/1 IIW: Choose a tribe. Make a mechanic associated with t...

Snapsy, Dollmaker BUG Legendary Creature- Elf Warlock (Commander Mythic) Sacrifice a nontoken creature: Create a token that's a copy of the sacrificed creature, except it's an Artifact Construct in addition to other types. Activate this ability only during your turn, and only once per turn. T, Sacr...