Vote: void_nothing, Subject16 Brilliant Diversion xu Instant (Uncommon) Deathtouch, Lifelink Counter target spell unless its controller pays x . If you spent at least four colors of mana to cast this spell, it deals X damage to any target. Curiously, I'm very intrigued by the restrictions of this ch...

Phrida, Kessig Arachnologist 3wbg Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Whenever a Spider enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. Spider creatures you control have menace. t : Create X 1/2 black and green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is equal to 1 plus the number of cr...

Elvish Cultivator g
Creature - Elf Peasant
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay 2. If you do, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
0/1

Top 3w
Sorcery
Create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying and "Other white creatures you control get +1/+1".
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Bottom 3w
Sorcery
Aftermath
Create three 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Temple Battlemonk 4w Creature - Human Samurai Monk Bushido 2 When ~ enters the battlefield, create two 0/2 white Wall creature tokens with defender and exalted. 3/3 Promising Apprentice 1r Creature - Goblin Samurai Haste Bushido 6 Battle cry His enthusiasm makes up for the dormancy of his potential...

Capsaicinoid Warlord + Nevinyrral's Disk Blade Automaton 2RR Artifact Creature - Warrior Construct Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. When ~ dies, destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments with converted mana cost equal or less to the numbe...

Clone Cyclone 6gur
Sorcery
Choose any number of target creatures with different names with total power 9 or less. For each of those creatures, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste, trample and indestructible until end of turn.

Teysa, Scheming Prisoner 3wb Legendary Creature — Human Advisor White creature tokens you control have vigilance and lifelink. Black creature token you control have flying and deathtouch. Xwb , t : Destroy target creature with converted mana cost X. Create a token that's a copy of that creature, ex...

Glacial Catapulter + Go for the Throat Vampiric Thirst 2b Instant Multikicker g (You may pay an additional g any number of times as you cast this spell.) Choose up to one target creature. You gain 1 life ant that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each time this spell was kicked. Destroy up t...

Valiant Prince 3w
Creature - Human Noble
Whenever ~ becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to each creature blocking it and 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
3/2
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Break the Curse 1w
Instant - Adventure
Exile target enchantment.

Multiform Colossus 4u(r/g)
Creature - Giant Shapeshifter
Trample
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's 5/5, it loses flying and it gains trample.
5/5

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE, YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT. 1WU//3UR
Screaming Sorcery - Sentence


I assume this is gonna be silver-bordered, so I'm joining in the silliness :D

Natural Knowledge 1g
Instant
Each player sacrifices an artifact or enchantment. If one or more players can't, scry 2.

Shared Memories ur
Sorcery
Each player returns a nonland card at random from their graveyard to their hand. Draw a card.

Boros Renegade {r/w}{r/w}G
Creature — Minotaur Druid
First strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, it explores.

Engine of Dismay 5 Artifact t : Choose one of flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. Until end of turn, change the text of each spell and permanent by replacing all instances of the chosen keywor...

Aspect of the Wurm 3gg Enchantment - Aura Enchanted creature gets +6/+6 and has trample. Champion an Aura Watchful Eyes ww Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. Champion an enchantment Pangaya, Goddess of All wubrg Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Hexproof, Indestructi...

Krosan Stomper + Pearl Dragon

Agate Dragon 4gw
Creature - Dragon
Flying, vigilance
1gw: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
4/4

Deathgate Warden 3WB
Creature - Vampire Angel
Flying, Lifelink
At the beginning of each end step, put a +1/+1 counter on ~ for each player who both lost and gained life this turn.
3/3

Uldara Cloak + Krosan Warchief

Krosan Cloak
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has vigilance, and is a Beast in addition to its other types.
Sacrifice ~: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Kaleidocrime + Repeal

Chromatic Undoing XUB
Sorcery
Return target multicolored creature with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. For each other permanent with the same colors as that creature, its controller chooses one:

• Return that permanent to its owner's hand.
• You may draw a card.

Limiter Lawmage 2w
Creature - Human Wizard
When paying costs that include x, players must choose 0 or 1 as the value for X.
2/2

Military Acumen + Sylvan Primordial

Haruspex Primordial 4wub
Creature — Avatar
Flying
When Haruspex Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, destroy target permanent that player controls. Scry X, where X is the number of permanents destroyed this way.
3/11

Remember the Lost + Dimir Guildmage Lose Remembrance 2ub Sorcery Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random or...

Amanyta, Spore Queen 2gwu
Legendary Creature - Fungus Noble
Each other creature you control that's a Fungus, Plant or Saproling gets +1/+1.
: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
, : Create a token that's a copy of target Fungus or Plant you control.
2/6