being a retail employee on black friday weekend sucks! thanks meg. Dawn to Dusk to Dawn [sym=2][sym=w][sym=w][sym=w][sym=w] Sorcery (R) Choose one or more — ● Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand. ● Destroy target enchantment. ● Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greate...

just to let you all know I am planning to start judging at some point but will never actually complete then

Piseize
Sorcery (R)
Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card and creates a number of 0/1 blue Fish creature tokens equal to the discarded card's converted mana cost.

IIW: Game of Thrones x MTG

Female Wii Fit Trainer [sym=2][sym=r][sym=g] Legendary Planeswalker - Wii (M) Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on a creature you control, put a loyalty counter on Female Wii Fit Trainer. +1: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. 0: Until end of turn, Female Wii Trainer become...

What About Nascar?
Sorcery (U)
Return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It becomes an artifact creature and gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

IIW: Toy Story

Ranting Ants
Creature - Insect (R)
When Ranting Ants enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of dramatic instances that have occurred in the Magic: the Gathering community this week.
1/1

IIW: Memes

riot

Anteatog
Creature - Atog (U)
Sacrifice an Ant: Anteatog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2

IIW: Gardening

nut

let's talk about crickets instead Cricket is a family of Orthopteran insects played between two teams of eleven players on a field at the centre of which is a 22-yard (20-metre) pitch with a grasshopper at each end, each comprising two bails balanced on six legs. It has a mainly cylindrical body, a...

Megiddo wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Ulka wrote: ↑

3 years ago

If you want we could hypothetically also open up a design discussion thread where we can always talk more about the intricacies of the design of Magic.

Also @judge?

we welcome the ++

abolish flood control

let's talk about crickets instead

please make it stop

Bee-9
Legendary Artifact Creature - Insect (R)
Defender, flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless 0/1 Insect artifact creature token with defender and flying.
0/1

IIW: Nicholas Cage

Beeordain
Sorcery (R)
Scry 2, then create a green 1/1 Insect token with flying and deathtouch.

IIW: Beeware

Spelling Bee
Creature - Insect (R)
Flying
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if its name is last alphabetically among creatures on the battlefield, its controller draws a card.
1/1

IIW: Lord of the Rings X Secret Lair

Rite of Omnipotence [sym=x][sym=wu][sym=ub][sym=wb] Sorcery (R) If [sym=w][sym=w] was spent to cast Rite of Omnipotence, you gain X life. If [sym=u][sym=u] was spent to cast Rite of Omnipotence, you draw X cards. If [sym=b][sym=b] was spent to cast Rite of Omnipotence, each opponent loses X life. I...

Sliver Hyperpopulator WUBRG
Legendary Creature - Sliver (M)
Slivers you control have sliverlink. (Damage dealt by those creatures also causes you to create that many 1/1 colourless Sliver creature tokens.)
1/1

IIW: Spicy food

Skull Tumpet
Artifact Creature - Skeleton Instrument (U)
doo-doot
1/1

IIW:

Crusty Crab
Creature - Crab (U)
Crusty Crab enters the battlefield with a hexproof counter on it.
Remove a hexproof counter from Crusty Crab: Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
3/3

IIW: BEANS

Armored Aardvark
Creature - Aardvark(U)
Absorb 2 (If a source would deal damage to this creature, prevent N of that damage.)
Sources deal damage to Armored Aardvark as though they had deathtouch.
2/1

IIW: I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Hyperspace Jump
Instant (U)
Exile target creature you control. At the beginning of your next upkeep, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It gets +1/+0 and gains first strike and haste until end of turn.

IIW: Rockstars of the Multiverse.

1. One card is a nonland card with no mana cost. 2. One card has madness. 3. All cards can be played at instant speed. Unstable Plasmavore ⬤ ⬤ Creature - Nightmare Ooze (R) Mutate [sym=1][sym=g][sym=u] (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you ow...

Sliver Blade
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has "Creatures that share a creature type with this creature get +1/+2 and can't be blocked."
Equip

IIW: Turnip's Requiem

5. All cards can be played at instant speed.