Judge Gift Cards 2004
Armageddon
Destroy all lands.
"'O miserable of happy! Is this the end
Of this new glorious world... ?'"
—John Milton, *Paradise Lost*
Balance
Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Time Warp
Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
"Let's do it again!"
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
Phyrexian Negator
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
They exist to cease.
Deranged Hermit
Echo {3}{G}{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Deranged Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
Hermit Druid
{G}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a basic land card. Put that card into your hand and all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Seeking the company of plants ensures that your wits will go to seed.