Dissension
Nightcreep
Until end of turn, all creatures become black and all lands become Swamps.
"Please tell me I'm hallucinating. I'd rather be crazy than here."
—Gorev Hadszak, Wojek investigator
Nihilistic Glee
{2}{B}, Discard a card: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Hellbent — {1}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
"All ends in obliteration—love in hatred, life in death, and light in empty darkness."
Ragamuffyn
Hellbent — {T}, Sacrifice a creature or land: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
They cut the stitches and give her sips of her brew. Then they sew her up again, and she's back to stirring.
Ratcatcher
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Rat card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
An ogre's poisonous stench is like fine Kashkaval cheese to the noses lowest to the ground.
Seal of Doom
Sacrifice Seal of Doom: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
"A basilisk's gaze is effective, but disposing of physical remains is a tiresome task. It's far more discrete to dissolve one's victim entirely."
—Szadek
Slaughterhouse Bouncer
Hellbent — When Slaughterhouse Bouncer dies, if you have no cards in hand, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
A Rakdos party is a flop if anyone lives to talk about it.
Slithering Shade
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
{B}: Slithering Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Hellbent — Slithering Shade can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you have no cards in hand.
Unliving Psychopath
{B}: Unliving Psychopath gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{B}, {T}: Destroy target creature with power less than Unliving Psychopath's power.
"The victim bears the marks of the 'Ktozok Impaler'. . . but he was executed years ago!"
—Gorev Hadszak, Wojek investigator
Vesper Ghoul
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
"Nature's exceptions remind us not to think in absolutes. Just as the orchid blossoms on blackened stone, so does the gift of mana occasionally manifest in the undead."
—Bougrat, druid of the Cult of Yore
Wit's End
Target player discards their hand.
"Some images are so powerful that one glance burns them into your mind forever. Come, let us gaze on nothingness."
—Szadek
Cackling Flames
Cackling Flames deals 3 damage to any target.
Hellbent — Cackling Flames deals 5 damage instead if you have no cards in hand.
"I like a little entertainment with my dinner."
—Rakdos
Demonfire
Demonfire deals X damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
Hellbent — If you have no cards in hand, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.
Flame-Kin War Scout
When another creature enters the battlefield, sacrifice Flame-Kin War Scout. If you do, Flame-Kin War Scout deals 4 damage to that creature.
"The forward flame-kin are popping. We have incoming!"
—Svar, Boros signaler
Flaring Flame-Kin
As long as Flaring Flame-Kin is enchanted, it gets +2/+2, has trample, and has "{R}: Flaring Flame-Kin gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
A flame-kin is always formidable, but feeding its fire with a sorcerous gift grants it the power to devastate armies.
Gnat Alley Creeper
Gnat Alley Creeper can't be blocked by creatures with flying.
Despite its diminutive name, Gnat Alley is the longest street in Ravnica. Mile after twisting mile, it threads its way among the broader, safer thoroughfares like a parasite.
Ignorant Bliss
Exile all cards from your hand face down. At the beginning of the next end step, return those cards to your hand, then draw a card.
"A quick step beyond oblivion lies a place so full of thoughts that it leaves no room for your own."
—Quyzl, chronarch prodigy
Kill-Suit Cultist
Kill-Suit Cultist attacks each combat if able.
{B}, Sacrifice Kill-Suit Cultist: The next time damage would be dealt to target creature this turn, destroy that creature instead.
Dressed to kill.
Kindle the Carnage
Discard a card at random. If you do, Kindle the Carnage deals damage equal to that card's mana value to each creature. You may repeat this process any number of times.
"Start knockin' heads, boys, and don't stop 'til the ragamuffyn sings!"
Ogre Gatecrasher
When Ogre Gatecrasher enters the battlefield, destroy target creature with defender.
A popular game among ogres is to see how many revolutions a head can make before it pops off.
Psychotic Fury
Target multicolored creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Draw a card.
"Rage, my servants. Our ancient power is renewed in blood."
—Rakdos
Rakdos Pit Dragon
{R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn.
{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
Sandstorm Eidolon
{R}, Sacrifice Sandstorm Eidolon: Target creature can't block this turn.
Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return Sandstorm Eidolon from your graveyard to your hand.
Seal of Fire
Sacrifice Seal of Fire: It deals 2 damage to any target.
"If it breathes, it will burn."
—Rakdos pyromancers' creed
Squealing Devil
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
When Squealing Devil enters the battlefield, you may pay {X}. If you do, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
When Squealing Devil enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {B} was spent to cast it.
Stalking Vengeance
Haste
Whenever another creature you control dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
Something roams the killing places, sniffing the guilt of the slayers, stalking them on iron paws.
Stormscale Anarch
{2}{R}, Discard a card at random: Stormscale Anarch deals 2 damage to any target. If the discarded card was multicolored, Stormscale Anarch deals 4 damage instead.
Taste for Mayhem
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.
The taste of blood breaks down what little self-control the Rakdos possess.
Utvara Scalper
Flying
Utvara Scalper attacks each combat if able.
He wages war wherever the wind carries him.
War's Toll
Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, tap all lands that player controls.
If a creature an opponent controls attacks, all creatures that opponent controls attack if able.
Razia, archangel of war, demands total commitment.
Weight of Spires
Weight of Spires deals damage to target creature equal to the number of nonbasic lands that creature's controller controls.
"Finally, a good use for an Azorius courthouse."
—Ghut Rak, Gruul guildmage
Whiptail Moloch
When Whiptail Moloch enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature you control.
"It wags its tail when it's happy. It wags its tail when it's angry. Nope, there's no good time to be around a whiptail."
—Rugar, Leaguehall Infirmary patient
Aquastrand Spider
Graft 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
{G}: Target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains reach until end of turn. (It can block creatures with flying.)
Cytoplast Root-Kin
Graft 4 (This creature enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
When Cytoplast Root-Kin enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}: Move a +1/+1 counter from target creature you control onto Cytoplast Root-Kin.
Cytospawn Shambler
Graft 6 (This creature enters the battlefield with six +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
{G}: Target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample until end of turn.
Elemental Resonance
Enchant permanent
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add mana equal to enchanted permanent's mana cost. (Mana cost includes color. If a mana symbol has multiple colors, choose one.)
Fertile Imagination
Choose a card type. Target opponent reveals their hand. Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens for each card of the chosen type revealed this way. (Artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal are card types.)
Flash Foliage
Cast this spell only during combat after blockers are declared.
Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token that's blocking target creature attacking you.
Draw a card.
"This undemanding vegetation takes root in a mote of dust but grows incredibly quickly."
—Simic research notes
Indrik Stomphowler
When Indrik Stomphowler enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
"An indrik's howl has destructive power much subtler than that of its crushing foot. The sound is mundane, but inaudible vibrations scatter and sunder magical contrivances."
—Simic research notes
Loaming Shaman
When Loaming Shaman enters the battlefield, target player shuffles any number of target cards from their graveyard into their library.
His work determines who is remembered and who feeds the worms.
Might of the Nephilim
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each of its colors.
"Send a runner to Tin Street, and tell 'em the delivery has been . . . uh . . . held up."
—Bonmod, caravan rear guard
Patagia Viper
Flying
When Patagia Viper enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 green and blue Snake creature tokens.
When Patagia Viper enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {U} was spent to cast it.
Protean Hulk
When Protean Hulk dies, search your library for any number of creature cards with total mana value 6 or less, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
"Meat *and* eggs. We eat!"
—Borborygmos
Simic Basilisk
Graft 3 (This creature enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
{1}{G}: Until end of turn, target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat."
Simic Initiate
Graft 1 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
Simic initiates begin their training as experimental subjects. Failures are flushed to the undersewers.
Simic Ragworm
{U}: Untap Simic Ragworm.
"Infused with autochthon blood for size and hellion cells for speed, the ragworm is perfect for clearing the undergardens of both rats and vagrants."
—Yolov, Simic bioengineer
Sporeback Troll
Graft 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
{1}{G}: Regenerate target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Sprouting Phytohydra
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Whenever Sprouting Phytohydra is dealt damage, you may create a token that's a copy of Sprouting Phytohydra.
A hydra tender's problem isn't having enough defenses but enough pots.
Stomp and Howl
Destroy target artifact and target enchantment.
"Mizzium may be impervious to fire, but obviously certain other things can . . . modify its form."
—Ivos Koba, indrik handler
