Sorin and Nahiri
Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin Nahiri
0: Create a 1/1 white Vampire Soldier creature token with likelink and first strike. Sorin and Nahiri deals 1 damage to itself.
0: Sorin and Nahiri deals 3 damage to any target and 2 damage to itself. You gain 5 life.
0: Destroy target nonland permanent. Sorin and Nahiri deals 3 damage to itself.
Loyalty: 8
"Tell Nahiri and Sorin to go down there"
"Won't they just kill each other?!"
"Sure, but they'll kill everything else down there in the proces too.