Your deck sucks (review request thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:16 am
There used to be this spectacular Something Awful recurring article which was just magnificently hilarious. If you like Tool like I do but can take a joke you should read this for background material:
https://www.somethingawful.com/your-ban ... rst-songs/
Disclaimer: It's a 20 year old article with some words we might not use today. And it's very mean.
There is also a podcast that seems to have built on this legacy and may or may not be connected:)
Background established, it is unequivocal fact that someone hates your deck. Every deck is something horrible - it's clunky or untuned, is plays winter orb, it has too many creatures or too many sweepers, it attacks too much or not enough. I have been so blown away with the things random players I play with will say about my decks ("that Breena, the Demagogue deck is sooo oppressive I can't even attack safely!").
So this thread is me telling you all the reasons your deck sucks. Post me a decklist and I will senselessly trash your poor deck like I'm a game store casual or a cork sniffing Chrome Mox player who doesn't have time for your pedestrian signets.
This is intended to be lighthearted fun for you to take with a grain of salt. But also hopefully insightful? I'm not sure.
If you sign up please don't argue with me. It doesn't do any good to feed the trolls You can play Timesifter if you want but I won't tell you it's okay
Queue
Igzex
Duducrash
Baroncappucino
Benjameenbear not kaalia again
Gentlegiant averna
Materpillar (final free trial roast, must purchase subscription)
https://www.somethingawful.com/your-ban ... rst-songs/
Disclaimer: It's a 20 year old article with some words we might not use today. And it's very mean.
There is also a podcast that seems to have built on this legacy and may or may not be connected:)
Background established, it is unequivocal fact that someone hates your deck. Every deck is something horrible - it's clunky or untuned, is plays winter orb, it has too many creatures or too many sweepers, it attacks too much or not enough. I have been so blown away with the things random players I play with will say about my decks ("that Breena, the Demagogue deck is sooo oppressive I can't even attack safely!").
So this thread is me telling you all the reasons your deck sucks. Post me a decklist and I will senselessly trash your poor deck like I'm a game store casual or a cork sniffing Chrome Mox player who doesn't have time for your pedestrian signets.
This is intended to be lighthearted fun for you to take with a grain of salt. But also hopefully insightful? I'm not sure.
If you sign up please don't argue with me. It doesn't do any good to feed the trolls You can play Timesifter if you want but I won't tell you it's okay
Queue
Igzex
Duducrash
Baroncappucino
Benjameenbear not kaalia again
Gentlegiant averna
Materpillar (final free trial roast, must purchase subscription)