Esika, Legendary Nonsense
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:41 am
This is supposed to be my bad deck.
I found that any of my other decks tend to beat the crap out of newer players, even if they're not that tuned just because I got a lot more game experience and deck building understanding. I've created a deck that has intentional poor mana base, curve and filled it to the brim with Legends. All it does is play Haymakers all day. I get to play with stupid cards, newbies get a chance to win and if left alone the deck will churn out absurd, obnoxious fatties all day - giving me a shot at winning even against good players with good decks.
The deck has gone through many Commanders: first, Progenitus; then Jodah, Archmage Eternal and now Chad Robot. And if this is supposed to be my big stupid deck, then the biggest dumbest should be helming the deck: Progenitus. And naturally, as soon as I made that decision Kaldheim decided to give me something more in-line with dropping bombs all day: Esika, God of the Tree. Though to be honest, I don't plan on casting her on her God side, bridge all day!
I found that any of my other decks tend to beat the crap out of newer players, even if they're not that tuned just because I got a lot more game experience and deck building understanding. I've created a deck that has intentional poor mana base, curve and filled it to the brim with Legends. All it does is play Haymakers all day. I get to play with stupid cards, newbies get a chance to win and if left alone the deck will churn out absurd, obnoxious fatties all day - giving me a shot at winning even against good players with good decks.
The deck has gone through many Commanders: first, Progenitus; then Jodah, Archmage Eternal and now Chad Robot. And if this is supposed to be my big stupid deck, then the biggest dumbest should be helming the deck: Progenitus. And naturally, as soon as I made that decision Kaldheim decided to give me something more in-line with dropping bombs all day: Esika, God of the Tree. Though to be honest, I don't plan on casting her on her God side, bridge all day!
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General - 1
Creatures - 44
Enchantments - 6
Artifacts - 5
Sorcery - 6
Basic Lands - 1
1 Mountain
Nonbasic Lands - 36
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