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New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 5:40 am
by void_nothing
Today's Challenge:
Oxymorons

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:
  • Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)
  • Make a card that fits the current challenge.
  • Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.
Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.
slimytrout 25 (+4)
void_nothing 19 (+3)
netn10 18 (+2)
dyd 16 (+3)
JovialJovian 12 (+0)
bravelion83 9 (+2)
Riria 2
haywire 1
Venedrex 1
duducrash 1
.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Snow and Deserts
dyd wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

Polar Desert
Snow Land - Desert (R)
As Polar Desert enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
t: Add w.
6www, t, Sacrifice Polar Desert: Exile all nonland non-snow permanents. You may cast a spell from cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.

IIW: Urza's (the land type)
bravelion83 wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

Oasis Pool
Land — Desert (R)
As Oasis Pool enters the battlefield, you may reveal another Desert card from your hand. If you don't, Oasis Pool enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add C.
T: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.

IIW: C in the mana cost
slimytrout wrote:
3 years ago
void_nothing, netn10

Count Grakes, Polar Explorer 2UG
Legendary Snow Creature - Human Scout (R)
When Count Grakes, Polar Explorer enters the battlefield, you may put a snow land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
2S: Tap target creature.
3/3
// (MDFC) //
Countess Grakes, Desert Explorer 2RG
Legendary Creature - Human Scout (R)
When Countess Grakes, Desert Explorer enters the battlefield, you may return a Desert you control to its owner's hand.
Whenever one or more land cards are put into a graveyard from anywhere, Countess Grakes deals 1 damage to any target.
3/3

IIW: Ungulates
JovialJovian wrote:
3 years ago
votes: slimytrout, dyd

Extremophile Sponge 1G
Snow Creature - Sponge (U)
Defender
Extremophile Sponge's power is equal to the number of deserts you control, and its toughness is equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
Extremophile Sponge can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control three or more Deserts.
*/*

IIW: Cake
netn10 wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: dyd, bravelion83

Wandering Adventurer G
Creature - Human Scout (Common)
When Wandering Adventurer enters the battlefield, create a treasure if you control three or more desert lands and a food if you control three or more snow lands. If you control both, draw a card.
"The lands provides for those who know how to walk between them."
1/1

IIW: Magicify a card from Legends of Runterra.
kwanyeegor-ii wrote:
3 years ago
bravelion83 netn10
void_nothing wrote:
3 years ago
Votes: dyd, slimytrout

Temperate Champion WW
Creature - Elemental Knight (R)
Protection from snow and from Deserts
1: Temperate Champion gains vigilance until end of turn.
2: Temperate Champion gains lifelink until end of turn.
3: Temperate Champion gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
2/2

IIW: Things in the sky

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 11:44 am
by dyd
Votes: slimytrout, bravelion83

Open Secrets 1u
Enchantment
Players play with their hands and the top card of their library revealed.
"Saw it coming."

IIW: -2

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 1:10 pm
by bravelion83
Votes: slimytrout, dyd

Dark Light 3WB
Instant (R)
Choose one or both —
• Exile target creature with power 3 or less.
• Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.
A single ray can send you to the eternal darkness of the Void.

IIW: random effects

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 1:57 pm
by netn10
Votes: dyd, slimytrout

Weirdly Normal U
Creature - Shapeshifter (Rare)
You may have Weirdly Normal enters the battlefield as a copy of any Human creature.
"How do you do, fellow humans?"
0/0

IIW: Fractals.

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 5:44 pm
by slimytrout
void_nothing, netn10 ("both" is a little vague but definitely makes sense in context)

Ill Health B
Instant (C)
You lose 1 life. Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you've lost this turn.
"For the hurt he caused me, may Ulvius's teeth fall out and his muscles shrivel and his nose run and his mouth fill with bile."
-Curse tablet


IIW: Romance

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 7:32 pm
by JovialJovian
votes: netn10, slimytrout

Jumbo Shrimp 5GU
Creature - Prawn Leviathan (U)
When Jumbo Shrimp dies, create eight Food tokens.
Shrimp are delicious, but it takes a lot of them to make a decent meal.
8/8

IIW: Forgotten Realms speculation

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 12:00 am
by Pygyzy
Votes: Void_nothing, Jovialjovian

The Lone Rangers 1WW
Creature - Human Artist (R)
At the beginning of the end step, if you control four or more creatures named The Lone Rangers, you win the game.
He tired of the radio station playing only soft rock, so he decided to make a mix tape for everyone to hear.
2/3

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 1:52 am
by kwanyeegor-ii
dyd slimytrout

Re: New Challenge Every Day - May 9th: Oxymorons

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 3:31 am
by void_nothing
Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Beggarly Riches 1WW
Enchantment (R)
When Beggarly Riches enters the battlefield, you may return target nonland permanent card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a nontoken, nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less enters the battlefield under your control, create a Treasure token.

IIW: Long trips