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Underworld Map 2B
Artifact
When Underworld Map enters the battlefield, target player exiles a card from their graveyard.
1BB, , Pay 1 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.
, Exile Underworld Map: Exile all cards in all graveyards.
Paelos walked through the blood-slicked roads of the afterlife for days before realizing some of the blood was his own.

Vulture Swarm 1B
Creature - Bird
Flying
Morbid - At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a token that is a copy of Vulture Swarm.
2/1

That could get very out of control, very quickly.
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Wraith's Chill -- 3B
Instant
Destroy all damaged creatures. If three or more creatures are destroyed this way, draw a card.

Xenodemon BBB
Creature - Alien Demon
Devoid
Intimidate, menace
3/3

Yoke of Undeath 3BBB
Artifact - Equipment
When Yoke of Undeath enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach Yoke of Undeath to it.
Equipped creature has "2B, Discard a card: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
Whenever Yoke of Undeath becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent.
Equip—BB, Pay 3 life

Zombified Remains - b
Artifact {U}
b, t: Exile target creature card in a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on target Zombie.
BBB, T, Sacrifice Zombified Remains: Amass 3.

Abyssal Chicken R
Creature - Demon Bird Horror
Haste
Abyssal Chicken must attack each turn if able.
Demons crave destruction and chaos above all else, yes even the chickens.
2/1

Bela Bartel, Instigator 1RR
Legendary Planeswalker - Bela
+2: Goad target creature you don't control. Its controller may tap it. If they don't, Bela Bartel, Instigator deals 1 damage to that player.
-3: For each opponent, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste and can only attack its owner until end of turn.
-9: Goad each creature you don't control. You get an emblem with "Attacking creatures have double strike" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, for each opponent, create a token that's a copy of a tapped creature they control. They gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step."
2

Centurion's Vow -- 1R
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0, has first strike, and can't be goaded.

Dastardly Narzugon 3R
Creature - Devil Knight
Flanking, Haste
Undying
3/3

(Another DnD creature)

Electrocute 1R
Instant
Electrocute deals 2 damage to any target. If a permanent is dealt damage this way, tap it. Its abilities can't be activated or triggered until its controller's next end step.

Frizzle -- 1R
Basic Instant {C}
(A deck may have any number of cards named Frizzle)
Choose one:
* Frizzle deals one damage for each spell named Frizzle cast this turn;
* Spells you cast this turn named Frizzle costs 1 or R less to cast;
* Counter target spell named Frizzle.

(Neat design, but Basic has more implications than just having any number in the library, which is why it's never used for Relentless Rats and similar cards.)

Grate 2RR
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact or land. If an artifact is destroyed this way, Grate deals damage equal to that artifact's mana value to its controller.

I'm okay with that.
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Hit Hard -- 1R
Basic Instant {C}
(A deck may have any number of cards named Hit Hard.)
Choose one:
* Destroy target artifact
* Hit Hard deals five damage to target equipped creature;
* Hit Hard deals three damage to target player who controls an artifact.
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Igneous Staff 2RR
Artifact - Equipment
When Igneous Staff enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. If Igneous Staff was equipped to a Shaman this way, you may untap that creature.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has ": This creatures deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip 1RR

Jolt of Energy -- 1R
Basic Instant
(A deck can havy any number of cards named Jolt of Energy.)
Choose one:
* Target creature gains haste until end of turn;
* Target creature with haste or first strike gets +2/+0 until end of turn;
* Untap target artifact. At the end of turn, destroy it.

Kiss the Planar Curtain r
Sorcery (U)
Discard a card at random. If you do, choose one: -
- Roll the planar dice. Draw a card. (Choose this option only if your game involves the planar deck.)
- Search your library for a World Enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Lukka's Charm 2RR
Sorcery
Choose one —
• Up to three target creatures can't block this turn.
• Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
• Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Magmasaurus Rex -- 3RRR
Creature - Dinosaur Dragon
Flying
3RRR: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a number of Mountain cards of your choice. Exile those cards, then shuffle. Magmasaurus Rex gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each card exiled this way.
5/5

Nethicite
Artifact (R)
Nethicite enters the battlefield tapped.
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, Sacrifice Nethicite: Add rrr. Spend this mana only to cast legendary creatures. Until end of turn, whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield, it deals damage to you equal to its power.

Ogre Rampager 2RR
Creature - Ogre Berserker
Trample
Ogre Rampager gets +1/+0 for each attacking creature.
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage this turn by Ogre Rampager dies, it deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
3/4

Poetry Slam R
Enchantment (R)
At the end of each player's turn, if that player cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a Poetry counter on Poetry Slam. Otherwise, remove all counters from Poetry Slam and it deals damage to that player equal to the number of counters removed.

Quintessence of Speed -- 3R
Creature - Elemental
Haste, doublestrike
Whenever a creature you control enters the battlefield, if it has haste, it gains doublestrike until end of turn. Otherwise it gains haste until end of turn.
4/3

Red Snapper R
Creature - Fish
Haste
Whenever Red Snapper becomes blocked by a blue creature, it deals 2 damage to that creature.
1/1

Seller of the Unattainable
Creature - Devil (U)
Inspired -- Whenever Seller of the Unattainable becomes untapped, each player may discard a card. Each player who did draws a card.
Exile four cards from your graveyard that share a type: Destroy Seller of the Unattainable. Any player may activate this ability.
Soon enough you stop thinking of it as a trade and get swept away by the thrill.
2/2