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Zerobot
Artifact Creature - Killbot
All numbers and number words in all spells, permanents and cards in every zone are 0.
"... ... ... ..."
0/0


Next creature type: Villain

A. Villainess 3bb
Legendary Creature — Villain
Spark (Activate spark abilities by spending or giving yourself spark counters. Activate only one spark ability per turn, and only as a sorcery.)
+1: Choose a letter. Target opponent reveals their hand and discards a card of your choice with a name that starts with that letter.
-3: Choose a letter. Search your library for a card with a name that starts with that letter, then shuffle your library and put that card on top of it.
-8: Choose a letter. Put all creature cards in all graveyards with names that start with that letter onto the battlefield under your control.
5

B-4 4
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Villain
When B-4 enters the battlefield, save a checkpoint of the game state.
4uuu, Sacrifice B-4: Restore your latest checkpoint, except all visible cards named B-4 are put into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
"Don't come with me if you want to live."
2/4

Cool Dog WU
Creature — Dog Villain
Cool Dog can block all creatures. (Even unblockable ones)
Creatures you don't control must attack Cool Dog instead of you.
"I hate how cool that dog is."
1/7

Dr. Phobia
4bb
Legendary Artifact Creature - Scarecrow Villain
Menace, intimidate, fear
Creatures you control with menace, intimidate, or fear can't be blocked.
b, T: Put a menace counter on target creature you control.
2/3

Evil, Infernal Spawner 4BBBB
Creature - Demon Villain Parent
Flying
1b, Reveal Evil, Infernal Spawner from outside the game, Say "When it's due?": Put Evil, Infernal Spawner into your hand and prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Do this gimmick only once a game. (Yes, Jenny, even if it's a different card. Thanks for asking.)
6/6

Art description
A desk with books, sheets of paper, a folded red and green scarf.
We see a furry hand drawing the art of Infernal Spawn of Evil.
A mug with chocolate is on the desk (see Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil for reference) and has stained a sheet of paper.
We can read the title of a book: "The Multiverse Book of Baby Names"

Artist
Ron Spencer

Watermark
The pacifier of the Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. kid.

Filigree Snob WUB
Artifact Creature — Villain Noble
Artifacts can't be activated or played unless they're from Esper.
"Darksteel? Pshhh, more like dumbsteel."
2/2

Glitter Giver 2WW
Creature - Elemental Villain
Glitter Giver enters the battlefield with a glitter counter on it.
Whenever a player or a card comes in physical contact with a card with a glitter counter on it, it gains a glitter counter. (Glitter counters DO NOT go away.)
When every player and permanent on the battlefield has a glitter counter on it. you win the game.
2/2

Heartless Spoilsport 2ub
Creature - Horror Villain
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, if target silver-bordered spell or permanent is a parody of a black-bordered card you own, you may replace it with the original until end of game. (You still own the card. Whoever controlled the parody now controls the original.)
"Really? How could you ignore that Topdeck the Halls' art comes from Dream Halls?"
4/3

Ignominious Villain 1GG
Creature — Troll Villain
Replace each instance of "can't", with "can", and vice versa, on spells and permanents.
g: Choose one —
- Any player can regenerate target creature once this turn if they pay 1.
- Target creature can't regenerate once this turn if you pay 1.
2/2

Jack Ass 1BR
Creature - Donkey Villain
When Jack Ass attacks, you may insult your opponent. If you do, choose one—
• Choose a player. Creatures that player controls get -½/-½ until end of turn.
• Jack Ass deals 1½ damage to target player or planeswalker.
His favorite activities include showing off, holding things over everyone else's heads, and flexing.
3½/2½

Klutzy Mook
1bb
Creature - Human Villain Minion
As long as you control another permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark, Klutzy Mook must attack and block each turn if able.
When Klutzy Mook dies, you may exile it, If you do, return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to your hand.
3/2

EDIT: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME K AFTER J

Losing Candidate br
● Legendary Creature - Mutant Villain
Trumple (Whenever this creature attacks, you may distract your opponents by shouting or tweeting a preposterous nonsense. If you do, it can't be blocked this turn except if at least half the creatures on the battlefield block it, rounded up.)
"MAKE. SEGOVIA. GREAT. AGAIN."
4/1

Mudslinger 3BB
Creature - Fish Advisor Villain
(art shows a mudskipper in a suit, screaming while pointing accusingly at someone off-frame)
Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, any number of players may pay 2 and insult a player of their choice. The player insulted the most this way loses 3 life and discards a card.
"And what does that make you, sir? That's right, a liar and a cheat!"
4/4

Name-Game Giant 4RR
Creature — Giant Villain
Super Haste
Whenever Name-Game Giant enters the battlefield or attacks, choose a letter. Name-Game Giant deals 2 damage to each player and creature whose name starts with the chosen letter.
4/4

Occidental Witch 2bg
Creature - Warlock Villain
When Occidental Witch enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 green Monkey creature tokens with flying.
Whenever a player has something to drink, exile Occidental Witch and create a 1/1 black Ooze creature token.
3/3

Pie Thrower 5
Artifact Creature - Clown Villain Construct
Defender
4, : Put a pie counter on target creature, player, or planeswalker.
Whenever a player tells a joke and no one laughs, untap Pie Thrower.
Permanents with pie counters on them can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless their controller tells a joke and at least one other player laughs. Players with pie counters on them can't cast spells unless they tell a joke and at least one other player laughs.
0/4

Quadratus, the Quadrilateral WUBR
Legendary Creature - Geometric Villain
When Quadratus enters the battlefield, divide the battlefield in four quadrants numbered from one to four. Each player secretly assigns each permanent they control to a quadrant. Reveal all the assignments, then move Quadratus to quadrant #1.
Other permanents enters the battlefield assigned to a quadrant.
At the end of each turn, move Quadratus to the next quadrant (go to 1 after 4).
Treat other permanents in the same quadrant as Quadratus as tough they didn't exist (just like phasing out, but they are not actually phased out... get what I mean? He's not Teferi, after all).
4/4

Resourceful Henchgirl B
Creature - Human Villain Child
T: Target hero gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
B: Roll a d6, on a 5 or higher, return Resourceful Henchgirl to its owner's hand.
"It's all fun and games until she pulls out a crossbow."
0/1

Stereotypical Henchman B
Creature - Villain Berserker
A deck can have any number of cards named Stereotypical Henchman.
Whenever an opponent causes Stereotypical Henchman to die, they may pay 1. If they do, they may throw this card from a distance of at least three feet. Tap all untapped permanents it touches as it enters the battlefield, then destroy all tapped permanents it touches as it enters the battlefield.
2/1

Twin of Left Half
Creature — Human Villain
Twin of Left Half can't be blocked except by creatures facing left in their art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Fuse (You may cast one or both twins. If fused, they tap, attack, block, die, etc. as one.)
2/2
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Twin of Right Half
Creature — Human Villain
Twin of Right Half can't be blocked except by creatures facing right in their art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Fuse (You may cast one or both twins. If fused, they also must be blocked as one.)
2/2

Unapologetic Double-Poster
Creature - Troll Villain
Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, any opponent may pay 3. If no player does, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
, , Sacrifice a Food: Create a Food token.
2/2

Very Vile Villain 1B
Creature - Villain Poet
Very Vile Villain makes many magicians speak simply saying and alliterating always or otherwise one to that them Very Vile Villain damage does deal.
1/1

Werecamel WB
Creature - Camel Villain (R)
Bands with Camels, Bands with Villains.
Werecamel can't attack or block unless it is banded with another creature.
Whenever Werecamel attacks or blocks, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
3/3

Xeroxed Henchman 1UU
⬤⬤ Creature - Shapeshifter Villain
Xeroxed Henchman enters the battlefield as a copy of any Villain creature on the battlefield. When it does, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature.
"Great, now I'm out of toner."
0/0