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Swallowed by Plants 3G
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant forest
When Swallowed by plants enters the battlefield, exile target creature with neither power nor toughness greater than 4 until Swallowed by plants leaves the battlefield or enchanted land becomes untapped.
You may choose not to untap enchanted land during your untap step.

IIW: The first IIW you used on Nexus. (Note it with your post.)

Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Swallowed by Plants 3G

No no, the next prompt is what happened to Krishnath, not me

Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Swallowed by Plants 3G

No no, the next prompt is what happened to Krishnath, not me

Wait, you were BOTH swallowed by plants?!

You must have gone on a long, globe-trotting quest to become a master card designer - trekking across mountains, bathing under waterfalls, feasting on nature's bounty until the art of the card became part of your being.

Master Spellcrafter U
Enchantment - Class (R)
(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
Level 2 (1U): If you would draw a card for the first time each turn, draw two cards instead.
Level 3 (3UB): If you would draw a card for the first time each turn, you may search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle instead. (You can still draw another card from the previous ability.)

IIW: Backlash; boycotts; angry mobs; riots.

Run for President
{W}{U}
Sorcery (R)
Each player secretly votes for a player. Then those votes are revealed. The player with the most votes becomes the monarch, then each other player that voted for that player draws three cards.
"856 million dollars spent, my opponent died halfway through, and somehow I still lost."


IIW: Black Thallid

Absolutely nothing 0
Sorcery
Look at your hand.
"I don't know what you're complaining about, Nicol, there's plenty to do in here." - Ugin, the spirit dragon.

IIW: The wolves are at the door.

Explosive Diarrhea 1BR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life and each creature that player controls gets -2/-2 until the end of turn.
Bent over, unable to move, Krishnath was a mess on the field of battle.


IIW: Cards from Conspiracy 3

boy scrolling through these entries without knowing the prompt was interesting

Spirit Quest 2UUGG
Sorcery {M}
All permanents you control phase out.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, create a copy of each permanent you control.

IIW: tribal tribal

Krishnath of the High Seas UUU
Legendary Creature — Dragon Pirate (R)
Vigilance
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, goad up to one target creature. If it's an Island, create a Treasure token.
2/3



IIW: Weather

Write Your Memoire -- 1UB
Sorcery. {R}
Conjure a copy of each card in your library into your library, then shuffle.
Conjure a copy of each card in your graveyard into your graveyard.
If you have a sideboard, conjure a copy of each card in your sideboard into your sideboard.
Then, if you have less than seven cards in your hand, draw cards until you have seven cards in your hand.
.
If I Win: Really intricate puns

Praetors of the Coast Play-Design Intern 2BG
Creature - Human Praetor Wizard (R)
Cumulative Upkeep - Gain a complexity counter
At the beginning of your end step, search your library for a card with lines of rules text equal to the number of complexity counters you have, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you don't reveal a card this way, you lose the game.
2/3

This is a jab at Wizards and some of the cards printed recently, not at your card design skills.

IIW: Backlash; boycotts; angry mobs; riots.

Prostate Exam
2{U}
Sorcery (R)
Tap target creature or planeswalker. As long as it's tapped, its activated abilities can't be activated and it doesn't untap during its controller's untap phases.


IIW: Black Thallid

From Rags to Riches 3RB
Enchantment - Saga
Read Backwards (You may have this enter flipped.)
[ I ] [Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with Deathtouch] [ ɅI ]
[ II / III ] [Sacrifice a token. If you sacrificed a creature this way, draw a card.] [ III \ II ]
[ IV ] [Create three treasure tokens. ] [ I ]

IIW: three letters

@Krishnath i think it's time you tell us what you were REALLY up to

Megiddo wrote: ↑

1 year ago

@Krishnath i think it's time you tell us what you were REALLY up to

Very well, and I'll do it in reverse order, just because I can.

Juancu wrote: ↑

1 year ago

From Rags to Riches 3RB
Enchantment - Saga
Read Backwards (You may have this enter flipped.)
[ I ] [Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with Deathtouch] [ ɅI ]
[ II / III ] [Sacrifice a token. If you sacrificed a creature this way, draw a card.] [ III \ II ]
[ IV ] [Create three treasure tokens. ] [ I ]

IIW: three letters

Oh, how I wish this was true, but alas.

Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Prostate Exam
2{U}
Sorcery (R)
Tap target creature or planeswalker. As long as it's tapped, its activated abilities can't be activated and it doesn't untap during its controller's untap phases.


IIW: Black Thallid

I am going to quote the transformers on this one.

Optimus Prime: Hi, I'm Optimus Prime. What you've just seen was a dramatization of what you, your friends, and your family go through if you don't get regular prostate exams. Now we Transformers don't have organic internal organs, and can't get cancer. But you do, and you can.
Jazz: So get your ass checked out before it's too late, turkeys!

NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Praetors of the Coast Play-Design Intern 2BG
Creature - Human Praetor Wizard (R)
Cumulative Upkeep - Gain a complexity counter
At the beginning of your end step, search your library for a card with lines of rules text equal to the number of complexity counters you have, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you don't reveal a card this way, you lose the game.
2/3

This is a jab at Wizards and some of the cards printed recently, not at your card design skills.

IIW: Backlash; boycotts; angry mobs; riots.

I can tell you, if I had been working for WotC, neither Tamiyo or Ajani would have been phyrexianized.

OneAndOnly wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Write Your Memoire -- 1UB
Sorcery. {R}
Conjure a copy of each card in your library into your library, then shuffle.
Conjure a copy of each card in your graveyard into your graveyard.
If you have a sideboard, conjure a copy of each card in your sideboard into your sideboard.
Then, if you have less than seven cards in your hand, draw cards until you have seven cards in your hand.
.
If I Win: Really intricate puns

Sorry, but some of the stuff I've been doing over the years would not be believed by the common man.

spacemonaut wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Krishnath of the High Seas UUU
Legendary Creature — Dragon Pirate (R)
Vigilance
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, goad up to one target creature. If it's an Island, create a Treasure token.
2/3



IIW: Weather

So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"

And the pirate answers "Yarr, and it be drivin' me nuts."

Megiddo wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Spirit Quest 2UUGG
Sorcery {M}
All permanents you control phase out.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, create a copy of each permanent you control.

IIW: tribal tribal

Ooohmmmmm.

Ulka wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Explosive Diarrhea 1BR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life and each creature that player controls gets -2/-2 until the end of turn.
Bent over, unable to move, Krishnath was a mess on the field of battle.


IIW: Cards from Conspiracy 3

Well, I *did* eat some mexican while I was away.

chetoos wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Absolutely nothing 0
Sorcery
Look at your hand.
"I don't know what you're complaining about, Nicol, there's plenty to do in here." - Ugin, the spirit dragon.

IIW: The wolves are at the door.

No, no, I definitely did something. It was a funny entry though.

Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Run for President
{W}{U}
Sorcery (R)
Each player secretly votes for a player. Then those votes are revealed. The player with the most votes becomes the monarch, then each other player that voted for that player draws three cards.
"856 million dollars spent, my opponent died halfway through, and somehow I still lost."


IIW: Black Thallid

Sadly, we don't have a president where I live, and I am not eligible to run in the US either. And to be honest, it would not be pleasant for a lot of people if I got that level of political power.

NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑

1 year ago

You must have gone on a long, globe-trotting quest to become a master card designer - trekking across mountains, bathing under waterfalls, feasting on nature's bounty until the art of the card became part of your being.

Master Spellcrafter U
Enchantment - Class (R)
(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
Level 2 (1U): If you would draw a card for the first time each turn, draw two cards instead.
Level 3 (3UB): If you would draw a card for the first time each turn, you may search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle instead. (You can still draw another card from the previous ability.)

IIW: Backlash; boycotts; angry mobs; riots.

Nah, I already *am* a master spellcrafter, so that would have been redundant.

Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Swallowed by Plants 3G
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant forest
When Swallowed by plants enters the battlefield, exile target creature with neither power nor toughness greater than 4 until Swallowed by plants leaves the battlefield or enchanted land becomes untapped.
You may choose not to untap enchanted land during your untap step.

IIW: The first IIW you used on Nexus. (Note it with your post.)

Well, while *I* didn't get eaten by a plant, one of the engineers did, fortunately we managed to cut him out of it before he got digested, so all he ended up with was a rash.

So, what did I actually do while I was away? Well, I went off to save the galaxy *again*. Always some knucklehead nihilist that want to end it all, or some eldritch evil that needs to be put down, or someone playing with stuff way, way, way, out of their league.

As for the winner, it's...

*drumroll*

@spacemonaut for Krishnath of the High Seas. (and because it allowed me to post a very bad pirate joke. Incidentally, you may think that a pirates favorite letter is R, but it's first love is the C. )

Honorable mention goes to the rest of you crazy, crazy, people. You genuinely made me laugh out loud multiple times.

Next: Weather

A Sunny Day for a Stroll
Sorcery
It becomes daytime.
Target creature phases out until it becomes night.

Sudden Updraft 1U
Instant
Tap target creature. If was spent to cast this spell, that creature gets -2/-0 until the end of its controller's next turn. if was spent to cast this spell, that creature can't attack until the end of its controller's next turn.
"It's raining men! Praise Rakdos, it's raining men!" Judith, the scourge diva

IIW: The wolves are at the door

Rain of Dung
2{B}{B}
Sorcery
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Jump-start
"Storm herd incoming! Take cover!" -Skotov, Tin Street basket vendor


IIW: Black moth

Waterspout 1U
Instant
This spell costs 1 less to cast if each player controls an Island.
Return target artifact, creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.

Fire Whirl 1RR
Sorcery
Fire Whirl deals 2 damage to all creatures and all planeswalkers target player controls.
Jaya smiled as she saw the soldiers approach Keral Keep in a single line. It seems Regatha had forgotten who she was.

IIW: ally-color partners (regular partner, not partner with)

OneAndOnly wrote: ↑

1 year ago

A Sunny Day for a Stroll
Sorcery
It becomes daytime.
Phase out target creature until it becomes night.

Good morning, San Diego! It's a beautiful day out there, and we hope you're all making the best of it. What a great way to forget about the night terrors.

Although, it's missing a casting cost, Ron. It'll be a challenge finding a useful place for it.

Like your mother.

Excuse me?

That's a bother. You said it. Can't cast it. Sunny day's cancelled. Sorry everyone!

chetoos wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Sudden Updraft 1U
Instant
Tap target creature. If was spent to cast this spell, that creature gets -2/-0 until the end of its controller's next turn. if was spent to cast this spell, that creature can't attack until the end of its controller's next turn.
"It's raining men! Praise Rakdos, it's raining men!" Judith, the scourge diva

IIW: The wolves are at the door

In place of the sunny day, looks like we're going to have some some brisk wind coming in from the ocean.

Maybe very chilly!

Maybe ridiculously warm!

Probably not both!

That's a really novel way to do things, right? We've seen either/or from Ravnica, but not a choice like this, right?

You're right! Let's find out more about the regional weather.

Over to you, Brick.

Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Rain of Dung
2{B}{B}
Sorcery
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Jump-start
"Storm herd incoming! Take cover!" -Skotov, Tin Street basket vendor


IIW: Black moth

Hello! I am weather, let me tell you the Brick. Today's weather is: Poopy.

Now Brick, are you sure that's appropriate language for television?

No. Yes! It's true. It says so right here.

Wait, is that Jump-Start in black? That's a really nice use of it, too.

Hold on, I need to get to the bottom of this "poopy" thing. Let's go to the live feed.



Oh mother of pearls! I shouldn't have asked for the live feed! Jesus ch—

lookingupanddown wrote: ↑

1 year ago

Waterspout 1U
Instant
This spell costs 1 less to cast if each player controls an Island.
Return target artifact, creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.

Fire Whirl 1RR
Sorcery
Fire Whirl deals 2 damage to all creatures and all planeswalkers target player controls.
Jaya smiled as she saw the soldiers approach Keral Keep in a single line. It seems Regatha had forgotten who she was.

IIW: ally-color partners (regular partner, not partner with)

Alright, we're back, San Diego. Veronica's taking a brief break for some psychological counselling and I have consumed an entire bottle of scotch. Anyway we weren't kidding about that breezy weather. Stay indoors, everyone!

There's fire!

Thank you Brick. Yes there is. There's some very impressive fire and flooding out there. Oh, Brick's on fire. Someone had better tend to that. And everyone's running to the safe room, so I think that'd better be me. Stay classy, San Diego!

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Winner: chetoos
(although they were all pretty good and I do like that jump-start card)

Next: The wolves are at the door

Wow, Sunny Day was supposed to cost W -- something must've happened when I edited it.
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Wolves at the Door -- 4G
Enchantmnent - Curse
Enchant player
Whenever a player could attack enchanted player, that player creates a 2/2 green Wolf creature attacking enchanted player.
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If I Win: Cards that reference other cards by name

I like to think it was my impeccable and timely music reference that won it for me.

The prompt this time is from Alastair Reynolds Revelation Space books, but I just want to see what you make of the prompt.

Intelligence Culling B
Instant {U}
Destroy target creature with more than one creature type.

IIW: reincarnation

I'll take the phrase metaphorically.

Crumbling Safety 1R
Enchantment (Commander Rare)
Crumbling Safetey enters the battlefield with 3 shelter counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a shelter counter from Crumbling Safety.
Your opponents can't block with more creatures than Crumbling Safety has shelter counters.

IIW: Yellow is the sixth color.