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Neon Billboard 2U
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever Neon Billboard blocks a creature, goad that creature.
2, sacrifice Neon Billboard: Draw a card.
0/5

Next: a Dungeons and Dragons wall

Wall of Wind 3UU
Enchantment Creature - Wall
Flash
Defender, flying
When Wall of Wind enters the battlefield, tap all creatures in combat you don't control.
Creatures with flying with power 3 or less can't attack you.
0/5

Next: a wall that shatters on contact

Sheet of Glass 1ur
Artifact Creature - Wall
Flash
Defender, flying
6/1

Next: a wall of bad ideas

Wall of Bad Ideas U
Creature- Illusion Wall
Defender
When a creature becomes blocked by Wall of Bad Ideas, that creature's controller puts it on top or bottom of its owner's library at the end of combat.
0/1

Next: A wall that's the door they barred with Bar the Door.

Barn Door W
Artifact Creature - Wall (C)
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more other creatures, you gain 2 life.
2W: Creatures you control get +0/+4 until end of turn.
0/1

Next: the door Doorkeeper is perched on

Drkpr's Ambush Post 1u
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, its controller mills a card and you may untap each Homunculus you control.
1/3

Next: the door that meets a foot in Kick in the Door

Ancient Door 2R
Artifact Creature — Wall
Defender
Whenever Ancient Door is dealt damage, create an Equipment artifact token named Splinter with equip and "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" for each 1 damage dealt to it.
0/3


Next: The wall of sarcophaguses depicted in Foul Orchard|AKH

Monument to the Pharaohs of Old WBG
Legendary Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
Monument to the Pharaohs of Old has all abilities of all legendary creature cards in all graveyards.
3: Exile target card from a graveyard, then mill 2 cards. Any player may activate this ability, but only once each turn.
0/7

Next: The wall Abyssal Gatekeeper is clinging to.

Abyssal Gateway BBB
Creature — Nightmare Wall
Defender, deathtouch
Whenever a player attacks you or a planeswalker you control, they may sacrifice a nonland permanent. When they do, tap Abyssal Gateway.
When Abyssal Gateway dies, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent.
Its price must be paid, one way or another.
3/5

Next: Artist's/writer's block

Wall of Doubt
Creature - Illusion Wall (U)
Defender
Players can't create tokens.
"No... maybe that's too much of a logical leap. Think, Jace, think! You're just grasping aimlessly for clues!"
0/2

next: the stage's curtain

Stage Curtain 2u
Creature - Wall
Defender
When Stage Curtain enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue creature token with changeling named Actor.
1/3

Un-Alchemy version:

Stage Curtain 2w
Creature - Wall
Defender
When Stage Curtain enters or leaves the battlefield, conjure a card named Amateur Auteur onto the battlefield.
1/3


Next: wall of a shop

Shop Facade 1W
Artifact Creature - Wall
Whenever Shop Facade is dealt damage by a source you don't control, you and that source's controller create a Treasure token. If Shop Facade dies from damage dealt this way, that player sacrifices all artifacts they control, then you create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each artifact that entered the graveyard this turn.
0/4

Next: a wall in New Phyrexia

Gate of the Annex WWWWW
Legendary Artifact Creature — Wall
Defender
If Gate of the Annex would be dealt damage by a source an opponent controls, prevent that damage and Gate of the Annex deals that much damage to that opponent.
0/7

Next: a wall on Kamigawa

Merge Gate 4
Artifact Creature - Construct Wall
Reach
2u, t: Target creature that's attacking alone can't be blocked this turn. If it's a Spirit or enchantment, draw a card.
2/5


Next: a wall in New Capenna

Height of Predicaments 2r
Artifact Creature - Wall (R)
Defender, Reach
T: Add r.
, t: Target attacking creature without flying gains flying until end of turn. Swap it's power and toughness until end of turn. Destroy that creature at end of combat if it dealt combat damage to you. Do this only during the declare attackers step.
"Everyone wants to make an impact. Some are more literal than others."
0/4

Next: A wall on Muraganda

Scarwitch's Retreat 1b
Creature - Wall (C)
"The plasm comes! Duck away, duck away!", came the hiss from above, then all was a panic of whispers as we boarded our doors, huddling together with the smoke of sweet snuffed candles our only source of calm. Maybe... maybe it wouldn't find us.
0/5

giggle or how about something with an ability:

Ankylo Saltlick 2gw
Creature - Wall
Defender
, Tap two untapped Dinosaur creatures you control: Create a green and white 2/1 Dinosaur creature token named Ankylosaur. If the mana spent to activate this ability was generated by a basic source, that creature token enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. Play this ability only once each turn.
0/4

next: an Amonkheti wall

Wall of Bends 3w
Creature - Zombie Wall
Defender
Piling rest of mummies does not offer the protection of the Hekma, but survivors can't be choosers.
2/8


Next: a Wall from Skalla (either from Vivien's Arkbow or before the plane's destruction)

Encroaching Progress 2U
Artifact Creature - Avatar Wall
Defender
Whenever a creature dealt damage this turn by an artifact creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Encroaching Progress.
4UU, , Remove five +1/+1 counters from Encroaching Progress: Create a token that's a copy of Encroaching Progress.
The Nura pushed deeper into the last of the Smaragdi forest. They saw it as an inevitable uplifting of the entire plane towards advancement.
0/4

Next: a Wall on Kaldheim

Actually very nice and appropriate, stick a "Next: " on it and call it a day

giggle, i'm glad it fits!
Next: a wall underground

Horrible Cave-In XRW
Creature — Elemental Wall
Flash
Defender
When Horrible Cave-In enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to up to X target attacking creatures. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.
0/3

Next: a wall under the sea

Reef Formation 2UU
Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever Reef Formation blocks, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This creature can't be blocked."
When Reef Formation dies, create a 1/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender.
0/6

Next: a wall in the sky

Pramikon, Sky's Limit {U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Wall
Flying, defender, haste
Pramikon can block any number of creatures.
Each creature you control with defender assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
urw, t: Until end of turn, each creature with defender gains haste and vigilance and can attack as though it didn't have defender.
0/4


Next: a wall with tattoos

Skinsigil Expanse 1bw
Creature - Horror Wall
Aura spells that target Skinsigil Expanse cost less to cast.
While there are less than three Auras are attached to it, Skinsigil Expanse has defender.
4/4
next: a starship's shields