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Ah yes, Saviors...

The set were we finally got to see some of Kamigawa's wildlife.

Hand of Chaos RR
Creature - Human Samurai (U)
Protection from White
Bushido 1
2/2

Jukai Hare G
Creature - Rabbit (U)
Jukai Hare must be blocked if able.
0/1


IIW: Disney Animated Canon (that means no Pixar).

Epic of Heroes 3bbb
Sorcery {MR}
You gain an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a legendary creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard into the command zone. It becomes an additional commander of yours for the rest of the game."
Exile Epic of Heroes.
Once a fugitive, then a wanderer, Tetsuko Umezawa felt a mysterious calling from the homeland that rejected her: to add to the saga of her ancestors and assemble seven heroes to turn back Elesh Norn.

IIW: Accelerated aging

Rain Upon Soratami
Instant - Arcane (U)
Sweep - Return any number of Islands you control to their owner's hand. Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying for each Island returned this way.

IIW: The lead developer has tasked you with finding a replacement for ripple in the Coldsnap set file

Majestic Kirin 1WB
Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit {R}
Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that spell has mana value less than the number of cards in your hand, the creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
3/2

IIW: a legendary choke job

Descendant of Adamaro 2R
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
When Descendant of Adamaro enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature equal to the number of cards in that creature's controller's hand.
1/1

IIW: Graveyard mechanics

Shift Beyond Jukai 1GG
Sorcery - Arcane (R)
Sweep - Return any number of Forests you control to their owner's hand. You may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield for each Forest returned this way.

IIW: Silly aftermath/split card names

Descendant of Asunaro 1GG
Creature — Human Warrior {U}
Trample
Descendant of Asunaro enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Descendant of Asunaro.
0/0

IIW: deadly game

Sting of a Thousand Lashes 3BB
Sorcery (R)
Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

IIW: Late in Eldraine development, Murderous Rider's multiverse file was completely corrupted. No one can remember exactly what it does, but they're fairly confident that it's an adventure but doesn't destroy creatures. Everyone's scrambling to submit a replacement. What is it?

Kami of Eternal Memory 3UU
Creature - Spirit (U)
Kami of Eternal Memory's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Channel — 4UU, Discard Kami of Eternal Memory: If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
*/*

IIW: creature type Dreadnought

Good lord that set is hot garbage lol.

Irreverence 2RR
Enchantment (R)
Creatures with power 3 or greater can't be blocked.

Iiw: Bad cards with a purpose

こんばんは, フラミンゴ部たち！今日の審査は、神河救済/Saviors of Kamigawaに回帰します。このエキスパンションは、すごくかっこいいエキスパンションと言いわれている(笑)。だからワクワクしている。では、はじめましょう！

Cythare wrote: ↑

3 years ago

The Burning of Jukai 1RR
Sorcery (U)
Sweep — Return any number of Spirits you control to their owner's hand. When you do, The Burning of Jukai deals damage to each creature equal to the number of Spirits returned this way.

おちんちんがでかい人だけは、このデザインを作られる。スェエプの問題は、楽しくないです。でも、このデザインには、楽しそうです。

Ulka wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Kami of the Endless War B
Creature - Spirit (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 1 life.
Soulshift 1
"With the war ended, most kami found peace but some found they couldn't adapt.
2/1

このデザインは『OK』です。でも、これは神河救済じゃない、神河救済の回帰です。

Krishnath wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Hand of Chaos RR
Creature - Human Samurai (U)
Protection from White
Bushido 1
2/2

これは、いい継続です。元のカードは最高のいくつか救済カードです。

Jukai Hare G
Creature - Rabbit (U)
Jukai Hare must be blocked if able.
0/1

こんぺこ、こんぺこ、こんぺこ！ホロライブ三期制の宇佐田ぺこらぺこ！ども、ども！

Phyrexian Editor wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Epic of Heroes 3bbb
Sorcery {MR}
You gain an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a legendary creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard into the command zone. It becomes an additional commander of yours for the rest of the game."
Exile Epic of Heroes.
Once a fugitive, then a wanderer, Tetsuko Umezawa felt a mysterious calling from the homeland that rejected her: to add to the saga of her ancestors and assemble seven heroes to turn back Elesh Norn.

やべえ！このフラボルテクスツで、何の事変は起こっている！ところが、このデザインは。。。心配するまい。

mellifluoresce wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Rain Upon Soratami
Instant - Arcane (U)
Sweep - Return any number of Islands you control to their owner's hand. Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying for each Island returned this way.

この「素敵」なメカニックに、素敵な利用です。

Megiddo wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Majestic Kirin 1WB
Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit {R}
Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that spell has mana value less than the number of cards in your hand, the creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
3/2

OK, これはEPIC. 神河救済の主問題は、直しました。要件を満たしなくても、エッフェクトは使用しえる。

vishamon wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Descendant of Adamaro 2R
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
When Descendant of Adamaro enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature equal to the number of cards in that creature's controller's hand.
1/1

いいヘートカードです笑。

NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Shift Beyond Jukai 1GG
Sorcery - Arcane (R)
Sweep - Return any number of Forests you control to their owner's hand. You may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield for each Forest returned this way.

うわああ。。これは。。『ミームエントリー』ですか？

Megiddo wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Descendant of Asunaro 1GG
Creature — Human Warrior {U}
Trample
Descendant of Asunaro enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Descendant of Asunaro.
0/0

ああ、コレはミームエントリーだ！キミガシネ　―多数決デスゲーム―から.

Cythare wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Sting of a Thousand Lashes 3BB
Sorcery (R)
Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

全ての現存のEPICカードより、これの方ほうがいいです笑。

lookingupanddown wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Kami of Eternal Memory 3UU
Creature - Spirit (U)
Kami of Eternal Memory's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Channel — 4UU, Discard Kami of Eternal Memory: If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
*/*

MAROのはずだ！

Pygyzy wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Good lord that set is hot garbage lol.

Irreverence 2RR
Enchantment (R)
Creatures with power 3 or greater can't be blocked.

これは、本当に不遜です。


準優勝：サイボンゴ,「The Burning of Jukai」からです。
勝者：メッギッドだ！おめでとう！
次：『a legendary choke job』だ。

@Megiddo please define this challenge because I can't find any definition that we might consider suitable for these boards. On the other hand urban dictionary has demonstrated its awesome coverage yet again

Jace Did Nothing Wrong 3UB
Sorcery (M)
Each opponent reveals their library. You may have those players exile any number of cards in their library named Stoneforge Mystic*, Batterskull, Squadron Hawk, Ponder, Sphinx's Revelation, Celestial Colonnade, Sword of _____ and _____, or Gideon Jura. They're banned. Issue a half-assed statement why you didn't ban Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Then ban Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Those players shuffle.
(*Unless it's in an unmodified "War of Attrition" Event deck.)
"Well, you see, we just didn't think... enough about money."
-Wizards, probably

Iiw: Legendary Blind Luck

@spacemonaut a legendary choke job would be messing something up in spectacular fashion that should have been an easy thing, see above.

spacemonaut wrote: ↑

3 years ago

@Megiddo please define this challenge because I can't find any definition that we might consider suitable for these boards. On the other hand urban dictionary has demonstrated its awesome coverage yet again

yeah I was mad about basketball at the time I posted that IIW. See: the gif I posted.

you probably do know what choking is! I mean it in the gaming sense. Opposite of being "clutch."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_(sports)

definitely NOT the urban dictionary definition, which I also looked up just now lmao

edit: I didn't read the last part of the post before mine, but @Pygyzy is exactly correct.

It wasn't a meme entry :'(

this one on the other hand...

Really Epic Choke Slam 2RG
Sorcery (M)
Target creature you control fights another target creature, then deals damage equal to the other creature's toughness to a third target creature.
"I'm gonna beat this monkey-fighter with another monkey-fighter!"

IIW: silly aftermath/split card names

Under Pressure WU
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature or planeswalker.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays 3
Enchanted creature or planeswalker can't use their activated abilities unless their controller pays an additional 3.


IIW: Disney Animated Canon (that means no Pixar).

Set Up 1R
Sorcery (R)
Up to three target creatures must attack during their controller's next turn if able.
//
Fail 1WW
Instant (R)
Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Each attacking creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

IIW: Late in Eldraine development, Murderous Rider's multiverse file was completely corrupted. No one can remember exactly what it does, but they're fairly confident that it's an adventure but doesn't destroy creatures. Everyone's scrambling to submit a replacement. What is it?

Bloodblind
Instant {U}
Target attacking creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
"My hand slipped." -An Akron legionnaire's last words at the gallows

IIW: My cat knows just one trick, but it's a useful one

Performance Anxiety
Instant (C)
Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

IIW: juggalos

Phyrexian Editor wrote: ↑

3 years ago

Discombobulate

Discombobulate?

Epic Fail
b
Sorcery (M)
You lose the game.
The Multiverse sundered. Planes ravaged. Civilizations extinguished. Innumerable lives lost. Jace had to admit, this was gonna be hard to pass off as a success.


IIW: Ice Cream

Roc Civers 2RR
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (R)
Other creatures you control get +2/+0. If an opponent has 3 or less life, other creatures you control get -2/+0 instead.
3/1

IIW: Sports World

Ascension of the Dragon-God 1UBR
Enchantment — Saga (M)
I, II — Put up to one planeswalker card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Proliferate.
III — Sacrifice each nonland permanent you control.

IIW: Blaseball and other surreal splorts

Tin Street Punter R
Creature - Goblin Rogue (R)
Haste
Tin Street Punter doesn't untap during your untap step as long as an opponent has 10 or less life.
He punts hard... until he punts hard.
2/2

IIW: silly aftermath/split card names