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Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:55 am
by lookingupanddown
Corporate Favor 1WW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "At the beginning of each combat, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
2WW: Search your library for a card named Corporate Favor, reveal it, then attach it to target creature with the highest power you control not enchanted by an Aura named Corporate Favor. Shuffle your library afterwards. Activate this ability only during your postcombat main phase.

Affluent Kingpin 3BB
Creature - Orc Advisor
2BB: Support 1.
At the beginning of your end step, if another player controls a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it, you may pay 4(u/b)(u/b) and tap Affluent Kingpin. If you do, gain control of it.
"Some of them never questioned their blessings until I revealed myself. Some were smarter, and began following the money trail. Some went to me in the first place directly. Do you know what they all have in common? Each and every single one of them work for me now."
2/5

IIW: Planeswalker commanders

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 12:31 pm
by spacemonaut
(silver border)

Bearly Audible BG
Sorcery (U)
Look at the top eight cards of your library. You may put a creature card with power 2 or less onto the battlefield from among them onto the battlefield, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then if you made no audible noise with your cards while doing this, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.


IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:00 pm
by Ulka
@frogchild Judge? We have 15 entries.

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:20 pm
by Mergatroid_Jones
Unsponsored Loser 2R
Creature- Human
5, Sacrifice a land: Put a +1/+2 counter on Unsponsored Loser. Any player may play this ability.
Unsponsored Loser can't attack or block alone.
"What does it matter if I have banding? No one's even gonna play me."
1/2


IIW: Homelands

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:51 am
by frogchild
Ravinca University Commerce Class, Final Assignment

"KaldVPN"
Unique project, with good brand and advertising
Final Grade: B+

"Sponsor line"
Simple yet charming. Goblin model may be priced too cheaply
Final Grade: A

"Galek action figure"
Good brand deal, popular with ManaTubers
Final Grade: B+

"Contender branded products"
Planeswalkers are popular with kids, although sales risk seems high
Final Grade: B

"Corporate card branding"
Solid proof of concept, brought down by lack of brand identity
Final Grade: B-

"Skillshare"
Product is unique, and marketing campaign seems strong
Final Grade: A+

"Rebranding Station"
Extravagant and grand, although the payoff may be middling at times
Final Grade: B

"Racial sponsorship line"
Racial themes are somewhat overdone as of late, although this pulls it off rather tastefully
Final Grade: B

"Brand tie in line"
A real moneymaker, and a likely prediction of the future
Final Grade: A-

"Branded spells"
Numbers are slightly off, but the brand tie ins are sure to bring in revenue
Final Grade: A-

"Document erasure"
Solid product, although I'm honestly unsure of its relation
Final Grade: B-

"Product placement"
A solid income generator, although rather slow.
Final Grade: A-

"MTGNexus brand card"
While slightly underpriced, the product is solid. Unsure on marketing tactics
Final Grade: B+

"Soulless consumerism decals"
A striking commentary on society, and a good add to any outfit
Final Grade: A

"Ravnica underworld playset"
Slightly overpriced, but the Dimir will pay well for such good advertising
Final Grade: B+

"Antiaudible campaigning"
Countermarketing is effective, and the product is strong to boot
Final Grade: B

"Flop"
Interesting commentary on society - unfortunately, that doesn't sell
Final Grade: C-

Winner: mellifluoresce
HM: KoolKoal, Mergatroid Jones
Next: GIGAFORETELL

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:33 am
by Mergatroid_Jones
World's End Giant 4rr
Creature- Giant Berserker (U)
Foretell 1RR
Gigaforetell 4RR (While this card is foretold, you may pay its gigaforetell cost and reveal it. If you do, copy it, and it becomes gigaforetold. The copy enters the battlefield as a token. At the beginning of your upkeep, copy that spell as long as it's gigaforetold. Any player may pay its converted mana cost to turn it face down and return it to being foretold as a sorcery.)
5/5

IIW: Old school keywords

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:28 am
by NinjaCaterpie
Ahead of its Time 1U
Instant (U)
Gigaforetell 2U (You may draft Ahead of its Time face up. If you do, remove the next card you draft from the draft face up. You may cast Ahead of its Time from outside the game in any draft game for its gigaforetell cost)
Return target spell to its owner's hand.

IIW: ULTRAFORETELL

just kidding

Conspiracy-style draft cards

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 10:07 am
by avatarz
Seraph of the Roaring War 3WW
Creature — Angel Warrior (R)
Flying, vigilance
As long as ~ is glorified or on the battlefield, other creatures you control get +1/+1.
Gigaforetell Glorify 1WW (During your turn, you may pay 1WW and exile this card from your hand face up with four glorification counters on it. You can cast it as long as it remains in exile. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a glorification counter. When the last is removed, turn this card face down.)
4/3

Lamented Guru B
Creature — Zombie Monk (U)
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
Glorify 1B
You may glorify ~ from your graveyard.
At the beginning of the end step, if ~ is glorified, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
2/1

Tenacity of Nature 3GG
Sorcery (C)
Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Glorify 1G
At the beginning of the end step, if ~ is glorified, create a 0/1 plant creature token.

IIW: SCP - Foundation

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 10:44 am
by frogchild
Toxify the Goblet
Instant (U)
Destroy target creature. If this spell was GIGAFORETOLD, scry 2, then draw a card
GIGAFORETELL (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from any zone face-down if it doesn't have a GIGAFORETOLD counter on it. Cast it on a later turn for its GIGAFORETELL cost. When it resolves, exile it with a GIGAFORETOLD counter on it.)

Iiw: kamigawan sports teams

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 11:18 am
by mellifluoresce
EMERGENCY CHALLENGE ALERT

Uncommon creatures with no keyword abilities

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 11:35 am
by Krishnath
mellifluoresce wrote:
3 years ago
EMERGENCY CHALLENGE ALERT

Uncommon creatures with no keyword abilities
Seriously?

Alright.

Titanic Toad 3GGG
Creature - Frog (U)
7/7

Fluorescent Unicorn 2WW
Creature - Unicorn (U)
4/5

Mountain Giant 3RR
Creature - Giant (U)
6/3

River Serpent UU
Creature - Serpent (U)
3/2

Walking Marsh 4BB
Creature - Elemental (U)
7/2

(And just in case)

Worldrazing Dragon 5RRRR
Creature - Dragon (M)
Flying, Haste, Trample
Gigafortell 4RRR (You may pay 2 and exile this card face down with three time counters on it. Remove a time counter from it during your upkeep, when it no longer has any time counters on it, you can play it at any time as an instant for its gigafortell cost.)
When Worldrazing Dragon enters the battlefield, if its Gigafortell cost was paid, destroy all lands and deal 8 damage to all nonflying creatures.
8/8

IIW: Superheroes and Supervillains.

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:57 pm
by Megiddo
mellifluoresce wrote:
3 years ago
EMERGENCY CHALLENGE ALERT

Uncommon creatures with no keyword abilities
did anybody hear something?

no?

must have been Just the Wind...

Ursine Avenger 2GG
Creature - Bear {R}
Trample
GIGAFORETELL 3GGG (During your turn, you may pay 2 and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost. When you do, copy it twice. Each gains haste when it enters the battlefield.)
5/5

IIW: Puns and pun accessories

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:36 pm
by Cythare
Multiverse Maggot 1BB
Creature — Insect (M)
Haste
Whenever Multiverse Maggot enters the battlefield or attacks, each player exiles a card from their hand face up. Those cards become gigaforetold. Their gigaforetell costs are equal to their mana cost reduced by 3. (A gigaforetold card can be played by any player.)
3/2

IIW: Azorius renegades

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:50 pm
by Togs
Best Laid Plans 1UU
Instant (R)
Until the end of your next turn, swap your library with target player's library.
GIGAFORETELL U (During your turn, you may

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 6:05 pm
by KoolKoal
As Was Predicted!
Enchantment (U)
Whenever you foretell, megaforetell, or gigaforetell a card, you may draw a card.
Whenever you megaforetell or gigaforetell a card, you may tap target creature.
Whenever you gigaforetell a card, target opponent does not untap any creatures during his or her next untap step.

IIW: Legendary Creature - Elder {non-dragon animal type}

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 6:21 pm
by Megiddo
i'm taking this to the next level.

Frozen Tundra
Snow Land {R}
Frozen Tundra enters the battlefield tapped unless it was foretold.
T: Add W or U.
Terra Foretell (During your turn, you may pay 2 and exile this card from your hand face down. Play it on one of your later turns.)

IIW: "what even is a 'rogue lite' anyway"

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 6:30 pm
by Cythare
Espy the Timelines 2WU
Instant (U)
Scry 2, then draw two cards. You gain 2 life.
EXAFORETELL 4WU (You may cast this card from your library for its EXAFORETELL cost. If you do, shuffle it into your library as it resolves. You get an emblem with "Reveal each card you draw as you draw it. When a card named Espy the Timelines is revealed this way, exile that card and sacrifice this emblem.")

EDIT: This wouldn't be in the reminder text, but if you start to cast an EXAFORETELL card and realize that you can't/don't want to, you lose the game, because otherwise you'd be able to start casting, rewind, and use it as a free way to shuffle your library. If you Mindslaver someone else and try this, you lose the game as the player in control, not them.

IIW: GIGADREDGE

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 6:56 pm
by avatarz
Prophetic Dragon 3WU
Creature — Dragon (R)
Flying
When Prophetic Dragon enters the battlefield, scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a card with converted mana cost 2 or less, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
GIGAFORETELL 1WU (You may reveal this card from your opening hand, if you do, exile it. As long as it is exiled, you may cast cards with the same name as this card for their GIGAFORETELL cost.)
4/4

IIW: Triple faced cards

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:08 pm
by chetoos
Uncommon creature without a keyword ability:

Walking Weald 1GW
Creature - Elemental (U)
Whenever this or another elemental enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a land, put it into your hand, otherwise you gain life equal to that card's converted mana cost, then put that card on the bottom of your library.
2/3

IIW: The seven Deadly Sins.

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:20 pm
by Mergatroid_Jones
Wire Golem 1
Creature- Golem (U)
You can't play nonbasic lands.
You can't cast Wire Golem if you control any nonbasic lands.
2/2

IIW: Something so simple it shoulda been done by now

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 8:25 am
by Togs
pay 2 and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its GIGAFORETELL cost while your library has no cards in it.)

IIW: High Fashion

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:46 pm
by spacemonaut
gigaforetell is for those who are dissatisfied with the weak conviction of lesser prophecies. when something is prophecied, it is supposed to happen.

Mighty Fall 1BB
Instant
Destroy target creature.
Gigaforetell 1B (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its gigaforetell cost. If you would win the game while you have a gigaforetold prophecy in exile, instead you lose the game.)



IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 1:08 pm
by Megiddo
@mellifluoresce

please

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 1:12 pm
by Megiddo
though I am impressed with the amount of creativity we've managed to wring out of not one but two foretell variant challenges.

Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ New Year, New Cards, New Superfluous Spam Entries

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:40 pm
by Cythare
spacemonaut wrote:
3 years ago
gigaforetell is for those who are dissatisfied with the weak conviction of lesser prophecies. when something is prophecied, it is supposed to happen.

Mighty Fall 1BB
Instant
Destroy target creature.
Gigaforetell 1B (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its gigaforetell cost. If you would win the game while you have a gigaforetold prophecy in exile, instead you lose the game.)



IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!
Now I'm just imagining gigaforetelling a card and getting caught with your pants down when your opponent casts Final Fortune and just immediately skips to the end of the next turn without doing anything.

Every time you cast a gigaforetold card, it strengthens the power of future gigaforetold prophecies.

Written in the Stars 2GW
Sorcery (U)
Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a nonland permanent card, create a token that's a copy of it except its an enchantment in addition to its other types. Then put that card into your hand.
Gigaforetell 4GW (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its gigaforetell cost. When you do, copy it for each other foretold, megaforetold, or gigaforetold spell you have cast this game.)

IIW: Megahaunt or gigastorm