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Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:25 pm
by motleyslayer
probably
show and tell "
at the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide"".
also
Griselbrand Avacyn emerged from the Broken Helvault, but her freedom came at a price--Him
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:29 pm
by Cow31337Killer
Makes me laugh every time. Still waiting on a General Khurzog card for EDH.
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:11 pm
by Myllior
For impact,
Lyra Dawnbringer. For humour,
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:14 pm
by Feyd_Ruin
Reparations is top notch, but my favorite is still fodder cannon:
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:33 am
by The Fluff
this is a favorite of my playgroup. We were laughing about this just yesterday.
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[mention]Feyd_Ruin[/mention]
it will take five cousins to win a game ><
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 3:30 pm
by Impossible
I've always been a fan of classic Akroma, and then by extension her Memorial:
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:53 pm
by The Fluff
Screams of the damned
it's important to face your inner demons . . . unless they're the kind of demons that can kill you.
Another one of my favorites. Sort of funny, and scary at the same time.
Re: Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:56 am
by RxPhantom
They couldn't have found a better way to articulate the function of the card. It elicits a certain sense of dread.
