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Distortion Matrix
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Distortion Matrix unless you pay .
All lands are Wastes. Any player may pay 4 life to ignore this effect until end of turn.

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G Clone
W Thirst for Knowledge
B Stoneforge Mystic

Limberform -- 3G
Creature - Spirit Shapeshifter
You may have Limberform enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature, except it is also a Forest land.
0/0
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W Phyrexian Altar
B Open the Omenpaths
G Elder Land Wurm

Combat Compensation 1WWW
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control dies from combat damage, you may exile it. If you do, create a Treasure token. If a legendary creature was exiled this way, create three Treasure tokens instead.
The families of the fallen peasants got a bag of gold coins. The families of the more important fighters got five to ten bags of gold. The families of fallen nobility got chests full of gold, aside from parades and days of mourning in their honor.

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W Insubordination
B Remand
G Duskborne Skymarcher

Peaceful Resistance -- WW
Enchantment
When Peaceful Resistance enters the battlefield, choose a creature.
At the beginning of its controller's end step, unless that creature did not attack this turn, exile it until Peaceful Resistance leaves the battlefield.
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Ivyborne Spiritweaver -- G
Creature - Elf Warrior
Reach
T: Target land creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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W Claws of Gix
R Pacifism
G Homarid Spawning Bed

Saproling Mound GG
Enchantment (R)
1GG, Sacrifice a green creature: Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value.

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R: Homarid Explorer
U: Lys Alana Huntmaster
W: Dark Dabbling

Ojutai's Blessing 2W
Instant
Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, each other creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Those blessed by the Great Teacher before battle seem to be invincible. In truth, Ojutai gifts his chosen with immense foresight for the battle ahead.

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W Flowstone Channeler
B Open the Omenpaths
G Elder Land Wurm

Sentinel Oak -- 4GGG
Creature - Treefolk
Defender, trample
Whenever Sentinel Oak blocks, it loses defender and gains "Whenever this creature deals excess damage, create that many 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens."
5/5
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Visit the Veinpaths -- 2B
Instant
Choose one --
* Add BB and two mana of any other color. Spend this mana only to cast creature or Curse spells.
* Creatures you control gain wither and lifelink until end of turn.
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W Aisling Leprechaun
U Giant Growth
R Healing Salve

Alabaster Gnome W
Creature - Gnome
Whenever Alabaster Gnome blocks or is blocked by a nonwhite creature, that creature becomes white. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
1/2

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Ghitu Lavarunner in W
Sunweb in G
Tamiyo, Collector of Tales in BR

Craven Treefolk 4G
Creature - Treefolk Coward
Craven Treefolk can't block creatures with power 4 or greater.
G: Craven Treefolk gains reach until end of turn.
2: Craven Treefolk gains hexproof until end of turn.
They're thankful for easy camouflage.
6/5

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Ogre Battledriver in GU
Risen Riptide in B
Recurring Insight in G

Risen Revenant 1BB
Creature - Spirit Warlock
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield from your graveyard for the first time each turn, Risen Revenant gets +5/+0 until end of turn.
0/5

Recurring Wisdom 3GGG
Sorcery
Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

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W Claws of Gix
U Giant Growth
BR Tamiyo, Collector of Tales

Embalming Fluid -- W
Artifact
T, Sacrifice a creature: Gain life equal to its mana value. Note its name.
Creature cards in your graveyard with names noted this way have embalm equal to their mana cost plus 2.
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Overinflate -- U
Instant
Target creature's base power and toughness become 3/3 and it gains flying until end of turn.
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G Cyclopean Tomb
U Viashino Firstblade
R Unyaro Griffin

Tuknir's Timegate 3G
Artifact
2, T: Put an antiquity counter on target noncreature, nonland permanent. That permanent is a Forest land for as long as it has that counter on it. Activate only during your upkeep.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Tuknir's Timegate is in your graveyard, remove an antiquity counter from target permanent with an antiquity counter on it. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.

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Ghostfire in white
Dragonspeaker Shaman in black
Supreme Phantom in red

Kami of Blinding Rage 2RR
Enchantment Creature - Spirit
Flying
Other Spirits you control get +2/+0.
All great blazes start with the smallest sparks.
3/1

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W Flowstone Channeler
B Remand
R Homarid Explorer

Reprimand
Instant
Destroy target nonland permanent. If that permanent is destroyed this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard.
Sometimes it's enough to make a point, not to win the battle.

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Nath's Elite
Seht's Tiger
Soul-Guide Gryff

Flov's Wolf 2GG
Creature - Wolf
Flash
When Flov's Wolf enters the battlefield choose a card type. You gain protection from that card type until end of turn.
2/2

RArrest
UFlametongue Kavu
WLord of the Pit

Frosttongue Kavu 3U
Creature - Kavu
When Frosttongue Kavu enters the battlefield, return target nonland permanent with mana value 4 or less an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
"Whoa, I thought Gaea was done with the dim-witted, thick-skulled stuff!" - Jhoira
4/2

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Darien, King of Kjeldor in GW
Temporal Aperture in black
Brisela, Voice of Nightmares in WUBRG

Hazardous Apparatus
Artifact
, : Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. You lose life equal to its mana cost. Until end of turn, for as long as that card remains on top of your library, play with the top card of your library revealed and you may play that card without paying its mana cost. (If it has X in its mana cost, X is 0.)

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Fractal Summoning
Frozen Shade
Aerie Worshippers

Blessed Balancer 1W
Creature - Shade Spirit
Vigilance
W: Blessed Balancer gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Each opponent gains 1 life. Activate only if an opponent has less life than their starting life total and only before blockers are declared.
"And as, in ethics, Evil is a consequence of Good, so, in fact, out of Joy is sorrow born." - Edgar Allan Poe, "Berenice"
0/2

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Dazzling Beauty in red
Suleiman's Legacy in UB
Coat of Arms in RG

Legacy of the Closed Fist 3RG
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature that shares a type with it.

G Primal Clay
WAct of Treason
U Panglacial Wurm

(Primal Clay)
Adaptful Primordial
Creature - Elemental Shapeshifter - Rare
As Adaptful Primordial enters the battlefield, it becomes your choice of a 4/4 Rhino creature with trample in addition to its other types, a 3/3 creature with ": Add ", or a 1/6 Wall creature with defender and reach in addition to its other types. (A creature with defender can't attack.)
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Electrostatic Blast
Colossal Dreadmaw
Chainflinger

Chainflinger

Psionic Ghoul 3U
1u, t: Psionic Ghoul deals 1 damage to target creature or player and 1 damage to you.
As long as there are five or more mana values in your graveyard, Psionic Ghoul gains " 2U, T: Psionic Ghoul deals 2 damage to target creature or player and 2 damage to you. "
2/2

WBlack Carriage
G Jokulmorder
B Phyrexian Devourer

Aysen Barouche 2WW
Creature - Horse
Trample
Aysen Barouche doesn't untap during your untap step.
Tap three untapped creatures you control: Untap Aysen Barouche.
2W, T: Create a 2/2 white Horse creature token.
4/8

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Aleatory in blue
Demonic Hordes in white
Megatog in green

Stochastic 1U
Instant
Cast this spell only during combat after blockers are declared.
Roll a six sided die. If odd target creature gets -X/0 till end of turn where X is the result.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Dune Land Wurm 4WWWW
Creature - Dragon Wurm
Trample
T: destroy target artifact, enchantment or tapped creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, unless you pay WWWW, tap Dune Land Wurm and sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or another creature or of an opponent's choice.
7/7

Gigatog 4GG
Creature - Atog
Sacrifice a land: Gigatog gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Unspent mama at the end of any phase or step this ability is activated will cause you to lose that much life.
4/4

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Steamcore Weird in B with a G
ability
Gutterbones in W
Pheres-Band Warchief in U

Halebones
Creature - Skeleton Priest - Rare -
Halebones enters the battlefield tapped.
: Return Halebones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn and only if you have gained life this turn.
2/1

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Bad Ass
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

I like this. A challenge to make it like an uncared but no acorn like in Unfinity

Hard Ass 2WW
Creature - Donkey Solider
Hard Ass enters the battlefield with a shield counter. (If it would be dealt damage
1W, tap an untapped creature: put a shield counter on Hard Ass. You may active this ability only if Hard Ass has two or less shield counters.
3/1

Was Told I Have An "Unhealthy" Obsession With Cephalid By MaRo. But After I Showed Him The "Evidence". He Agreed ToPrint This Card In This Set 2UU
Creature - Cephalid Noble
Whenever WTUGAUOWCBNBAISHYEHATPTCITS becomes blocked, for each creature blocking it connives. (To have a creature connive, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discard a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
2/2
"Ok. I printed your damn cephalid noble card. Now destroy all copies of 'you know what' as you promised." - MaRo

When A Red Panda Attempts To Look Intimidating 2G
Instant
Target creature gains +X/+X until end of turn where X is the number of cards drawn this turn.


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Arboria in B
Force of Savagery in U
Panglacial Wurm in R