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Many Muses -- U
Sorcery {U}
Buyback 2
Reveal the top card of your library. If it has mana value less than the amount of mana you have spent to cast spells named Many Muses this turn, put it into your hand.

Stupidest Crawler -- 2
Artifact Creature - Construct {C}
Creatures with "This creature can't block" can block Stupidest Crawler.
2/1

Short Reoccurence -- RB
Sorcery {U}
Return target creature in a graveyard to the battlefield under your control, then exile it.
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Next:
An Eye For An Eye
A Tooth For a Tooth
Turn The Other Cheek

(A Tooth For a Tooth:)
Too Hot of a Throat XRR
Sorcery (U)
Target creature you control gets +X/+0. It deals damage equal to its power to another target creature.
Sacrifice the creature at the end of turn.

(Turn The Other Cheek:)
Nuke the Ether Torch XRR
Sorcery (R)
Nuke the Ether Torch deals X damage to each creature, planeswalker and player.
If X is eight or higher, destroy all artifacts and lands.

(An Eye For An Eye:)
Aye, Anyone Free? 2UU
Sorcery (U)
Tap all Pirates. Each player draws cards equal to the number of creatures they control, that where tapped this way.

Next:
The Power of Friendship
Love Knows No Boundaries
Cherry Blossom Festival

Ornithopter Sweep -- 3WW
Sorcery {U}
Create a number of 0/2 Ornithoper artifact creature tokens with flying equal to your life total.
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Boudi Eason, Known Solver -- 1UUU
Legendary Creature - Detective {M}
T, Sacrifice X Clues: You may cast a non-land card in your hand with mana value X without paying its cost.
3/4

Next:
It Don't Mean a Thing
It Ain't Got That Swing
Take the A Train

Theta Kit Arena
Land
Theta Kit Arena enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add C. If you have five or more cards in your hand, you gain 1 life.
4, : Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. If you have five or more cards in your hand, that creature also gains trample until end of turn,

Next:
For What It's Worth
For All Intents and Purposes
For Lack of a Better Term

Towft Shorthair -- 1W
Creature - Cat {C}
When Towft Shorthair enters the battlefield, put a life counter on each creature you control. (If a creature with a life counter on it would die, remove a life counter from it instead.)
1/1

Supposed Alteration -- WRG
Instant {R}
Remove all modifications from up to two target creatures. Destroy all Equipment and Auras removed this way.

Mtenda Fetterlock -- 1W
Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant creature or Vehicle
Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or activate abilities. It loses crew, exalted, and flanking.
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Next: What's Black And White
And Red All Over
A Newspaper

Red Vandal Lore
Sorcery (U)
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
You may put a +1/+1 counter on a barbarian, berserker, or warrior you control.
"Strike there! Be quick!" - Grhaargh, Red Vandal Philosopher

Next:
-Ark of the Covenant
-Holy Grail
-Temple of Doom

Pommeled Foot 3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and "Whenever a creature blocks or is blocked by this creature, unattach all Equipment attached to that creature. Its controller sacrifices an Equipment unattached this way."
Equip 2
Named for its boot-like shape, this sword is often used to disarm any attackers.

Next:
Destroyer Fleet
Riot Gear
Orbital Bombardment

Leery Otter Feds
Creature - Otter Detective (U)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Leery Otter Feds gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Then, if its power is 5 or greater, investigate. Investigate only once per turn this way.
3/3
"You're not getting away with this, Frankie. Something smells fishy here, and it ain't just our lunch."

Next:
-False start
-All throughout
-Until the end

Salt Strafe 1ww
Instant
Salt Stafe deals 1 damage to each attacking or blocking creature. Then, destroy all Slugs.

next:
poul anderson
vonda mcintyre
alexei panshin

Exhales in Pain 1B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature is tapped, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
When enchanted creature dies, you may pay 2BB and discard a card. If you do, put Exhales in Pain on top of your library.
Was the beast suffocating in the smoke, or was it merely scarred internally? The man in the hat would never tell, and you would best hope you never find out.

Next:
Future Sight
Dragons of Tarkir
Shadowmoor

Hugest Fruit
Artifact - Food (C)
When you sacrifice Hugest Fruit, create a food token.
, , Sacrifice Hugest Fruit: you gain 3 life.
So big, even the leftovers are a meal onto themselves.

Next:
-Great Fortitude
-Swift Reflexes
-Iron Will

Wril Lion -- W
Artifact Creature - Cat {U}
Wril Lion enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter if you gained life this turn.
Wril Lion enters the battlefield with a lifelink counter if you lost life this turn.
1/1
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Gaudy Retrofit -- WUR
Sorcery {R}
Put a +1/+1 counter, a flying counter, a haste counter, and a vigilance counter on target artifact or modified creature.
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Surf-Exit Eels -- U
Creature - Eel {R}
Whenever a Mountain enters, choose one:
The next time a player casts a spell this turn, Surf-Exit Eels deals 2 damage to that player;
Surf-Exit Eels gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
1/1
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Next:
Fishing Rod
Tackle Box
Hat With All the Lures

Shod Firing 1R
Instant
As an addition cost to cast this spell, tap target equipped creature you control, then sacrifice an Equipment attached to it.
Shod Firing deals 5 damage to target permanent. If that permanent were to leave the battlefield this turn, exile it instead.
It was a spell originally meant to turn any bauble into a bomb, but its creator only had boots.

Next:
See You Again
Fish Sticks
You and What Army

Duh, Anatomy Awry!
Sorcery (U)
Choose target creature you control.
You and target opponent reveal your hands, then you mill a card for each land card revealed this way. When you mill a creature card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on the chosen creature. When you mill a nonland, noncreature card, put your choice of a flying, first strike or vigilance counter on the chosen creature. When you mill a land card, sacrifice that creature.
It would've been Blak's worst day since graduating medical school if he'd ever graduated medical school.

Next:
-Anagram riddle
-Sunday crossword
-Third option

Admiral Danger rr
Legendary Creature - Goblin Pirate
Whenever ~ pilots a vehicle, that vehicle gets +3/-1 and gains menace until end of turn.
Other goblins you control pilot vehicles as though their power was 2 greater.
3/1

Next:
Natural Twenty
Electric Boogaloo
Tragic Missile

Latent Yaw Turn 1B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Vehicle
At the beginning of enchant Vehicle's controller's combat step, put a twist counter on enchanted Vehicle. It gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of twist counters on it.
The most insidious of the sabotages seen in Ovalchase races are also the simplest: a quick axle misalignment that gets worse over time.

Next:
Um Actually
Whose Idea Was This
Pineapples

Hewwit, Oasis Shade 1wb
Legendary Creature - Shade
Vigilance
Whenever any opponent taps a nonbasic land for mana, you gain 1 life and Hewwit, Oasis Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/3

next:
everdream
lifted by clouds
through the breach

Merer Deva
Creature - Angel (U)
Flying, Vigilance, Lifelink
0/1
"And here I thought Segovian angels were small."

Next:
-The beat of drums
-Toot goes this flute
-Guitar Cacophony

Shut from Debate 2WW
Instant
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Target player can't cast spells or activate abilities until the end of their next turn.
"For lack of clear argument, the defendant shall be silenced by the court until the end of the testimony."

Next:
Potato ricer
Gunner placement
The spirit of business

Tarot Copier
Creature - Human Wizard (U)
Whenever another player scries, you may scry that many cards. This ability triggers only once per turn.
Imitation is the sincerest form of augury.
1/3

Next:
-The trees awaken
-Dead things return
-I lost my earplugs

Shattering Rune -- 1R
Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant creature or Equipment
Whenever enchanted creature or the creature equipped by the enchanted equipment become blocked by an artifact creature or an equipped creature, destroy that artifact or Equipment, then sacrifice Shattering Rune. It deals damage to its controller equal to its mana value.

Weaker Anteaters -- 3G
Creature - Anteater {U}
T: Tap target land. Its owner creates a 1/1 green Insect creature token. Weaker Anteaters fights that creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on Weaker Anteaters at the end of turn turn.
2/2
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TRAPPIST 1-c
Sub-Neptune K2-18b

(You may ''translate" the numbers into letters if you want to.)

1st Carp Pit
Land
1st Carp Pit enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add U.
2, : Create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
4, , Sacrifice a Fish: Create a 5/5 blue Octopus creature token.

Next:
Hypertension
Dragon dance
Beam or particle

Shiny Petreon
Artifact Creature - Elemental Powerstone
Shiny Petreon enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever Shiny Petreon becomes tapped, add . This mana can only be spend to cast artifacts or to activate the abilities of artifacts. Until end of turn, you don't lose mana as phases end.
4/4

Canned Groad
Artifact Creature - Food Golem
Imprint - Whenever Canned Groad deals combat damage to an opponent, exile that many target cards from that player's graveyard.
, , Sacrifice Canned Groad: Gain X + 3 life. X is the highest mana value among cards exiled by Canned Groad.
Don't ask what groad is. People rarely survive hearing the recipe.
2/3

Repeat Claim Orb
Artifact - Clue
As you cast a spell, you may reveal a card with the same name as it from your hand. If you do, that spell can't be targeted by spells or abilities you don't control unless their controller pays more to play them.
, , Sacrifice Repeat Claim Orb: Draw a card.

next:
mark stewart
the pop group
the maffia

Rough Poppet
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow (C)
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to Rough Poppet, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature.
Fifty pounds of splinters kept together by malice.
2/2

Next:
-Red sails on the horizon
-A shape beneath
-Supine cat

Heabe Pheasant 1W
Creature - Bird
Flying
At the beginning of your end step, if a modified creature you control died this turn, draw a card.
The pheasants of the Heabe savannah are considered as spirit guides in most cultures, guiding those who have woven magic into their own lives into an equally magical afterlife.
2/1

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Correlation, not causation
Anachronism
The spirit of business