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Plate Monitor 4
Artifact Creature - Lizard
Whenever Plate Monitor blocks an equipped creature, you may pay XX. If you do, destroy up to X Equipment attached to that attacking creature.
1/4

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Shockwave
Six shots
Cassette cases

Hawk's Cove
Enchantment
Whenever you scry or surveil, you may pay . If you do, create a 2/2 white and blue Bird creature token with flying and vigilance.

Next:

• Ninety-nine bottles
• Code of conduct
• Ruby Tuesday

"Settle It, Ebon Ninny!" -- W
Instant
Remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat. If it's black, put a stun counter on it. If it's size 4 or less, put another stun counter on it. Then, if it's mana value 5 or less, put another stun counter on it.
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Defunct Cocoon -- 1
Artifact
3, Q: Remove all +1/+1 and flying counters from target creature. It phases out until Defunct Cocoon becomes untapped.
"In the wildlands of Herkenny, sometimes evolution and growth patterns are seen to run ... backwards." -- Arwind Volinne, Notes of a Naturalist
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Beardy Tuyus -- 1RG
Legendary Creature - Human Barbarian
Beardy Tuyus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on its beard, eyebrows, or man-bun.
Beardy Tuyus has ward 4 as long as he has a +1/+1 counter on his beard.
Combat damage Beardy Tuyus deals can't be prevented as long as he has a +1/+1 counter on his eyebrows.
If Beardy Tuyus would be destroyed and has a +1/+1 counter on his man-bun, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from his man-bun instead.
2/3
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* Snare Drum
* Bass Guitar
* Harpsichord
Add extra instruments if you would like!

Orchard Ship
Artifact - Vehicle
: add one mana of any color.
3/3

Underarms
Sorcery
In addition to casting underarms sacrfice a human.
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If the human sacificed was a warrior, barbarian, berskerer, or pirate, creatures get -4/-4 until end of turn instead.
"I wish those nerds at the Tolarian Academy will invent a better deodorant soon."

Sugar Baits
Artifact - Food
Sugar Baits enter the battlefield with three treat counters.
, remove a treat counter: tap target creature. Activate this ability only on another player's turn.
, , sacrifice Sugar Baits artifact: You gain 3 life.

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Ray Harryhausen
Jim Henson
Max Fleischer

(Jim Henson)
Sin-Jom Hen
Creature - Demon Bird - Uncommon
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, deal 2 damage to it. If it survives, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/5

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The Green Welly Brigade
Cow Level
Staff of Demnos

I'll do both.
First AnotherAlias's

Beware! Lengthily Greed {b/r}{b/r}{b/r}
Enchantment
Players losing unspent mana loses that much life.
Treasures and gold have "Whenever this artifact becomes tapped sacrifice it and add two mana of any one color."

Clew Vole {u/B}
Creature - Hamster Pirate
Clew Vole can't attack alone.
Whenever Clew Vole attacks, as long as another pirate is attacking this gains +1/+0 and can't be blocked until end of turn.
0/1

Nomads' Fest Off W
Instant
Prevent all combat damage that would dealt this turn to you.. If a desert was tapped for mana to cast this prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you. If a nomad attacked or blocked create a food token.

Now dyd's

Motive Worker 2
Artifact Creature - Assembly-Worker
Sacrifice an artifact token: another target Assembly-Worker, Construct, Golem, Myr, Servo, Thopter, or Robot gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
1/1

Finite Coin Mob 2R
Creature - Human Warrior
Trample
Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield with a mana ability put a +1/+1 on Finite Coin Mob.
Whenever a player sacrifices an artifact for a mana ability, remove a +1/+1 from Finite Coin Mob
1/1

An Eve County 1{U/B}
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land.
Enchanted land is colorless land with "T: add C and loses all other types and abilities.

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Barbie Oppeneheimer
Pink Mushroom Cloud
Pastel Apocalypse

pink mushroom cloud
Dolorous Chipmunk M
Artifact Creature - Chipmunk
Whenever Dolorous Chipmunk M becomes blocked while there are at least seven nonbasic lands on the battlefield, you may sacrifice it. If you do, destroy all permanents.
chipmunk has achieved critical mass
4/4

that's silly mmm oh well

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Yellow Blumaroo
Green Kau
Blue Grundo

folding_music wrote: ↑

10 months ago

next:
Yellow Blumaroo
Green Kau
Blue Grundo

Neopets memories were unlocked. Not sure how I feel about that 🤪🤪

Wooly Boar-Mule 3g
Creature — Boar Horse
Trample
When Wooly Boar-Mule enters the battlefield, you may return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
3/3
"When all seems lost, follow the boar-mules." —Rurugi, Geka wanderer

Geka Rune {b/r}{r/g}{g/w}
Enchantment — Aura Rune
Enchant creature
At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature for each nontoken creature that died under your control this turn.

Boulder Gnu 2R
Creature — Elemental Antelope
When Boulder Gnu dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature blocking or blocked by it.
2/3
"Their horns make good spearheads, but they don't give them up easily." —Rurugi, Geka wanderer

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Triceratops
Dryosaurus
Mononykus

Sprite Actor 2G
Creature - Faerie Shapeshifter Performer
Flying
Whenever creature that doesn't share a type with Sprite Actor enters the battlefield you may pay 1{u}. If you do Sprite Actor becomes a copy of that creature except it has flying and base power and toughness of 1/1 until end of turn.
1/1

Rudy A. Russo WUB
Legendary creature - Human Wizard Bard
Whenever a player activates an ability of a nontoken permanent or casts a spell, if discarding a card was part of its cost, you may discard that that many cards. If you do copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the spell. If it was a permanent cast you make a token copy of that permanent.
(Anthony and Joseph get all the praise and jobs. Why not me? I'm more talented than they are. Mom always said I was the most handsome brother too.)
2/2

‪No! No! ‬Musky! 2R
Instant
Choose one -

• You create a 2/2 red Wolverine token creature with first strike.

• Target opponent create two 2/2 red Wolverine token creature with first strike that are Goaded.

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Donald Duck
José Carioca
Panchito Pistoles

(Anyone else remember them)

Odd Luck Dan 2rw
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Haste, vigilance
Gadouken! -- : Odd Luck Dan deals damage equal to the number of coins you've flipped this turn plus the number of dice you've rolled this turn to any target.
3/5

I Jace (as a Orc) 1ur no refunds on this anagram
Legendary Planeswalker - Jace
[+2]: Each player draws a card, then discards a card at random.
[-1]: Target player discards their hand, then draws two cards.
[-10]: Target player draws twenty cards, then discards twenty cards at random.

Opal Hop Scientist wubrg
Creature - Rabbit Artificer
: Add one mana of any color.
wubrg: Target enchantment permanently becomes a 9/9 creature in addition to its other types.
0/9

next:
nocturne
strange journey
soul hackers

Strange Journey:

Jorn's Gayer Tune 2G
Snow Enchantment (U)
Snowfall-- When a Jorn's Gayer Tune or another Snow permanent enters the battlefield, add C.
His gaiety quiets nature around him.

NEXT:
Gee willickers
goodness gracious
holy smokes

Eel Wig Lickers 1uu
Creature - Fish
When Eel Wig Lickers deals combat damage to an enchanted or equipped creature, tap that creature. It does untap during its controller's next untap step.
Eel Wig Licker has menace as long as defending player controls an island.
2/3

Discourages Goons 2W
Enchantment
Assassins, Rogues, and Mercenaries have "This can't attack or use activated abilities unless you pay 1."
Tap an untapped Soldier, Knight or Ally, W: target creature becomes an Assassin, Rogue or Mercenary until end of turn.

Yokels Mosh 4G
Instant
Create three white 1/1 peasant token creatures.
Citizens and peasants you control gain +1/+1, haste and indestructible until end of turn.

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Lord of the Pit
Force of Nature
Personal Incarceration

Troofe Furnace 1RR
Artifact
: Add RR, Spend this mana only to cast artifacts or activate abilities of artifacts.
The city of Troofe was known for its artisans and blacksmiths, toil for hours over its many forges to do their work.

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School of alchemy
Trading card game
Gacha machine

(trading card game)

Grandma Cragtide bgu
Legendary Creature — Hag Druid
Tap an untapped creature you control, sacrifice a creature, return a creature you control to its owner's hand: Add bgu.
2/3
"Oh, of course I can help! I just need you to do one little thing for me first."

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Alphabet soup
Crossword puzzle
Scrabble game

(Scrabble game)

Meg's Care Lab B
Artifact
At the beginning of each combat, untap target creature. Regenerate it.
You don't want to know what happened to the patient in lab A.

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Pool of Radiance
Fool's Errand
Faerie Mask

(Faerie Mask)

Mafia Reeks b
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
When Mafia Reeks enters the battlefield, scry 1 and fateseal 1.
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell with exactly three colors, they lose 2 life and you may draw a card.

Fake Armies 2u
Creature - Illusion Soldier
Flying
When Fake Armies enters the battlefield, each player amasses Illusions 1.
Illusions your opponents control have "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
2/1

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Who's a good boy
Vox Machina
Not available

Vital Abalone WU
Creature - Oyster
Defender
When Vital Abalone dies, you gain 3 life, then scry 2.
0/3

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Ambivalent
Forestry
Megamorph

Evil Batman 2BR
Legendary Creature - Human Ninja (Mythic)
Ninjutsu 3BR
When Evil Batman enters the battlefield, if it wasn't during a main phase you may attach up to one equipment to Evil Batman. If you do you lose 6 life.
XBR, unequipped Evil Batman: Return Evil Batman to it's owners hand. Where X is the mana value of the attached equipment.
3/3

Sorry Eft 2U
Creature - Salamander (Uncommon)
1U, Sacrifice Sorry Eft: Tap up to three permanents you don't control. Each player that had one or more permanents tapped in this way draws a card.
2/2

(Eft is a type of newt)

Rho Gem Map 5
Artifact (Mythic)
Shroud
At the end of each phase for each unspent mana you lost put a gem counter on Rho Gem Map.
3T, Remove three gem counters from Rho Gem Map: Search your library for a basic land card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
At the beginning of your upkeep if you have 100 or more gem counters on Rho Gem Map you win the game.

(Rho is the 17th letter in the Greek alphabet and also mean 100 in the Greek number system.)

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Completely Unfinished
Loyal Opposition
Deafening Silence

Deafening Silence:

Nelene's Defacing R
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact. If that artifact had no subtypes, draw a card.

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Thunder Bug
Fire Flowers
Thirty-Five Thousand and ten

Hunted Grub G
Creature - Insect
When Hunted Grub enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
1G, : Put a +1/+1 counter on Hunted Grub. If its power is 3 or greater, transform it instead.
1/1
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Hunted Gigamoth
Creature - Insect
Flying
When Hunted Gigamoth enters the battlefield, target opponent that doesn't control a Bird creates a 2/2 green Elf Archer creature token with reach.
2/2

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Crude oil
Worldwide access
Baseball cap

Cloudier // Rainier -- WW // UU
Sorcery // Sorcery
[Cloudier] Whenever player casts a spell this turn, you gain ward 1
[Rainier] Whenever a player casts a spell this turn, scry 1.

Wow Riddle // Ceases -- UU // BB
Sorcery // Sorcery
[Wow Riddle] Draw two cards, then reveal a number of cards in your hand with combined mana value 10 or more. If you don't, target opponent draws two cards.
[Ceases] Exile target token.

Palaces // Blab -- BB // RR
Sorcery // Instant
[Palaces] Each player who controls a creature creates a Treasure token. Then, each player who controls a Treasure sacrifices a creature.
[Blab] Goad each creature that attacked this turn.

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Hark the Herald
Angels Sing Glory
Newborn King

Bernkin Gown
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Elemental creature
Pay 2 life: Counter up to one target spell or ability that targets enchanted creature unless its controller pays . If this is the third time you've activated this ability this turn, enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and gains wither until end of turn.

Dr. Heather Lakh 1wg
Legendary Creature - Angel Dryad
, Sacrifice a permanent: Choose one -
- Regenerate target permanent.
- Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
: Add or .
1/4
"All you need is a breath of fresh air!"

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maverick
jack reacher
ethan hunt =P

Each Car Jerk 1RW
Creature - Viashino Pilot
As long as you control four or more creatures named Each Car Jerk, Vehicles you control have menace.
(r/w), , Tap X untapped Pilots you control: Search your library for a Vehicle card with mana value X or less, exile it, then shuffle. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that spell as though it had flash.
A deck can have any number of cards named Each Car Jerk
3/1

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Many muses
Surprise wildcat
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