Re: NEXUS FLAMINGO ☆ Celebrating TEN YEARS of Nonsense
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:17 pm
Hi, my name is Dementia Eboni Death Raven Vai. It has long Jewish hair (I know her name) with red hair and panties on her back and blue eyes with tears. I don't really like Gerrard Wye, but that's what I want to do. I support my teeth, but my teeth are white. I am red I am a witch and attend a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I have been teaching for seven years (16 years old). Gothic (I do not know), the color is black. I like talking to horses and selling all clothes. For example, today I wore a cat skirt and a blue corset with purple, leather and black pants. Blue, white, black, blue. I went to Hogwarts. It was raining, it was raining, there was no sunlight, I was very grateful. I see a lot of medicine. Send a cookie.barbecube wrote: ↑4 years ago(nostalgia is a toxic impulse)
Captivating Marquise
Creature — Vampire Noble (R)
Lifelink
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Captivating Marquise this turn dies, return it and Captivating Marquise from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2
IIW a horde but not zombies
ebony! -A red scent. And I saw. Here ... Draco Miner!
"What's wrong, Draco?"
"No," she said immediately.
But when I heard my friend's name, I left.
Wake up in the room the next day. It's raining again. The door and glass will be opened without any opening. My company wears a purple black dress. I was stuck working and I had a big MCRT shirt that wore pants. There was a black leather shirt, a white piece of crown, military boots, a black idea, four rings and a haircut.Cythare wrote: ↑4 years agoCan confirm, this is what it was based on. It was originally poison-only, but I thought that it being a double-edged sword and removing energy/experience made it a bit more interesting.void_nothing wrote: ↑4 years agoCythare, I might point out, was making a nostalgic reference
A terrible reference, but still
Also those are nice succinct judgments and the current challenge looks pretty good
Life in CF is grand
Tempting Treats
Sorcery (R)
Create a Food token, then gain control of target creature if its converted mana cost is less than or equal to the number of Foods you control.
"Children may be the easiest swayed, but everybody likes candy."
IIW: An infinite quandary
My friend woke up and laughed. All the forests in the tree have long brownish-brown hair with open eyes. Marilyn Monsoon has high expectations for white pants, fishing and high. We make cosmetics (white lips and black glasses)
"OMFG, I talked to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" It's delicious.
"Yes, isn't it?"
"He likes dragons?" We left the Srizarian in the common room and asked when did we enter the room.
"No no!" I called
"Yes Yes!" This time my dancer wept.
"Hello" and said.
"Hello, my simple answer.
"I think." Conversation
"What?"
He replaced Higgs with "Well, Charlotte told me.
"My dear. My God!" He called. I'm JR Favorite team near MDG
"Hmmm ... do you want to come with me?" He asked.
I'm surprised
The upgrade distributes the plausible collar. Into a sport hum frowns the consulting biochemistry. A calendar steams beside the inventor! Every teacher pumps throughout the crew. Does a constituent mankind amuse the waffle?haywire wrote: ↑4 years agoThe Rise of Sengir
Enchantment- Saga
I- Create 2 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.
II- Each Rat you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If a creature you control dealt damage this way dies this turn, return it to the battlefield under your control, except it's a black Vampire and has flying and lifelink.
III- Choose target Vampire you control. Until end of turn, it gains "Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put 2 +1/+1 counters on this creature." It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.
IIW: the Elder subtype
tthX se.tddr X ss XmyFlatline wrote: ↑4 years agoYoung blood seems like a very vague and open challenge. Therefore, I am going interpret the challenge in the strictest of terms....
Young Blood
Instant (U)
Each creature that entered the battlefield this turn gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
It is said that the one chosen to bring down the Emperor would be born during the last month of harvest season. The Emperor made sure that no child born during this time ever got the chance.
IIW: An equipment that isn't a weapon or armor of any kind.
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!erodelbmuD.……………………………………………………saw tIMegiddo wrote: ↑4 years agoBold Recruit
Creature — Human Soldier {U}
Vigilance
You may have Bold Recruit attack the turn it enters the battlefield as though it had haste. When you do, it gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn and sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
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IIW: a Sphinx for the degenerate gamblers out there
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spacemonaut wrote: ↑4 years agoBloodstarved Hierophant
Creature — Vampire Wizard
Flying
Bloodstarved Hierophant enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter from Bloodstarved Hierophant.
Whenever a creature dies, if its power was equal to or less than Bloodstarved Hierophant's power, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodstarved Hierophant.
As his lineage ages, the Thirst grows, until it will one day consume them.
0/0
IIW: The silver-bordered faction leader or second in command of the alternate universe Club Flamingo found on Bablovia.
• Dʁɑco ʍɑƨ ƨϝɑuqᴉuმ ᴉu ɻʁouϝ oɻ ϝμԍ pɑϝμʁoowˋ ɑuq μԍ ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo ƨᴉuმ 'I ๅnƨϝ ʍɑuuɑ ɼᴉʌԍ' pλ Ҽooq Cμɑʁɼoϝϝԍ· I ʍɑƨ ƨo ɻɼɑϝϝԍʁԍqˋ ԍʌԍu ϝμonმμ μԍ ʍɑƨu'ϝ ƨnbboƨԍq ϝo pԍ ϝμԍʁԍ· Mԍ μnმმԍq ɑuq ĸᴉƨƨԍq· Ɐɻϝԍʁ ϝμɑϝˋ ʍԍ ƨɑᴉq მooquᴉმμϝ ɑuq μԍ ʁԍɼncϝɑuϝɼλ ʍԍuϝ pɑcĸ ᴉuϝo μᴉƨ ʁoow·
"⅄ԍɑμ I მnԍƨƨ·" I ɼᴉԍq· I ʍԍuϝ ϝo ϝμԍ მᴉʁɼ'ƨ qoʁw ɑuq pʁnƨμԍq wλ ϝԍԍϝμ ɑuq wλ μɑᴉʁ ɑuq cμɑuმԍq ᴉuϝo ɑ ɼoʍ-cnϝ pɼɑcĸ ɻɼooʁ-ɼԍuმϝμ qʁԍƨƨ ʍᴉϝμ ʁԍq ɼɑcԍ ɑɼɼ ɑʁonuq ᴉϝ ɑuq pɼɑcĸ μᴉმμ μԍԍɼƨ· Mμԍu I cɑwԍ onϝ…·
"Ɐʁԍ λon oĸɑλˋ Epouλƾ" Dʁɑco ɑƨĸԍq wԍ მԍuϝɼλ·
Dʁɑco ɑuq I ʍԍuϝ nbƨϝɑᴉʁƨ ʍμᴉɼԍ ϝμԍ ϝԍɑcμԍʁƨ მɼɑʁԍq ɑϝ nƨ·
Eʌԍʁλouԍ ʍɑƨ dnᴉԍϝ· Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ɑuq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑმɑɼɼ ƨϝᴉɼɼ ɼooĸԍq wɑq pnϝ bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ƨɑᴉq· "Էᴉuԍ· Λԍʁλ ʍԍɼɼ· ⅄on wɑλ მo nb ϝo λonʁ ʁoowƨ·"
Ɐuq ϝμԍu Dʁɑco ƨμʁᴉԍĸԍq· "BECⱯꓵƧE I ΓOΛE HEʁ¡"
"Hoʍ qɑʁԍ λonƾ" qԍwɑuqԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ·
"Mμλ qᴉq λon qo ƨncμ ɑ ϝμᴉuმˋ λon wԍqᴉocʁԍ qnucԍƨƾ" ɑƨĸԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑმɑɼɼ·
"ꓕμԍλ ʍԍʁԍ μɑʌᴉuმ ƨԍxnɑɼ ᴉuϝԍʁconʁƨԍ ᴉu ϝμԍ Էoʁpᴉqqԍu Էoʁԍƨϝ¡" μԍ λԍɼɼԍq ᴉu ɑ ɻnʁᴉonƨ ʌoᴉcԍ·
I ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo cʁλ ϝԍɑʁƨ oɻ pɼooq qoʍu wλ bɑɼɼᴉq ɻɑcԍ· Dʁɑco cowɻoʁϝԍq wԍ· Mμԍu ʍԍ ʍԍuϝ pɑcĸ ϝo ϝμԍ cɑƨϝɼԍ Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ϝooĸ nƨ ϝo bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ɑuq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑმɑɼɼ ʍμo ʍԍʁԍ poϝμ ɼooĸᴉuმ ʌԍʁλ ɑuმʁλ·
"⅄on ɼnqɑcʁᴉƨ ɻooɼƨ¡" μԍ ƨμonϝԍq·
Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ wɑqԍ ɑuq Dʁɑco ɑuq I ɻoɼɼoʍ μᴉw· Hԍ ĸԍbϝ ƨμonϝᴉuმ ɑϝ nƨ ɑuმʁᴉɼλ·
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ⱯИ: ƧꓕOb ɻɼɑwᴉuმ¡ ᴉɻ n ɻɼɑw ᴉϝ wԍuz nʁ ɑ bʁԍb oʁ ɑ boƨʁ¡ Dɑ ouɼλ ʁԍƨou Dnwpɼԍqԍoʁ ƨʍoʁ ᴉƨ coz μԍ μɑq ɑ μԍqɑcμԍ oĸ ɑu ou ϝnb oɻ qɑϝ μԍ ʍnz wɑq ɑϝ qԍw ત μɑʌᴉuმ ƨԍxx¡ bƧ ᴉw unϝ nbqɑϝᴉuმ nwϝᴉɼ I მԍϝ ɻᴉʌԍ მooq ʁԍʌoᴉʍƨ¡
Dʁɑco ʍɑƨ ƨϝɑuqᴉu მ ᴉu ɻʁouϝ oɻ ϝμԍ pɑϝμʁoow 'ɑuq μԍ ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo ƨᴉu მ' The ๅ nƨϝ ʍɑuuɑ ɼᴉʌԍ 'pλ Ҽooq Cμɑʁɼoϝϝԍ · The ʍɑƨ ƨo ɻɼɑϝϝԍʁԍq' ԍʌԍu ϝμon მ μ μԍ ʍɑƨu'ϝ ƨnbboƨԍq ϝo pԍ ϝμԍʁԍ · Mԍ μn მმ ԍq ɑuq ĸᴉƨƨԍq · Ɐɻϝԍʁ ϝμɑϝ 'ʍԍ ƨɑᴉq მ ooquᴉ მ μϝ ɑuq μԍ ʁԍɼncϝɑuϝɼλ ʍԍuϝ pɑcĸ ᴉuϝo μᴉƨ ʁoow ·ForestsCarl wrote: ↑4 years agoSorin of the Famine [1B]
Legendary Creature - Human
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card and puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
When a player discards or plays cards the last card in their hand, exile Sorin of the Famine, then return him to the battlefield transformed.
0/2
Sorin of the Feast (BLACK)
Legendary Planeswalker - Sorin
+1] Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
-3] Create three 1/1 black Vampire creature tokens. Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.
-7] Return up to seven black or white permanents from your graveyard to the battlefield. They lose legendary.
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IiW :
Each player cant something
"⅄ԍɑµ I მ nԍƨƨ ·" I ɼᴉԍq · I ʍԍuϝ ϝo ϝμԍ მᴉʁɼ 'ƨ qoʁw ɑuq pʁnƨμԍq wλ ϝԍԍϝμ ɑuq wλ μɑᴉʁ ɑuq cµɑu მ ԍq ᴉuϝo ɑ́ ɼoʍ-cnϝ pɼɑ́cĸ ɻɼoo ʁɼԍɼԍ ʁԍ cɑwԍ onϝ… ·
"Ɐʁԍ λon oĸɑλˋ Epouλƾ" Dʁɑco ____ƨĸԍq wԍ მ ԍuϝɼλ ·
Dʁɑco ɑuq I ʍԍuϝ nbƨϝɑᴉʁƨ ʍμᴉɼԍ ϝμԍ ϝԍɑcμԍʁƨ მɼɑʁ ԍq ɑϝ nƨ ·
Eʌԍʁλouԍ ʍɑƨ dnᴉԍϝ · Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ɑuq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑ́ მɑɼɼ ƨϝᴉɼɼ ɼooĸԍq wɑq pnϝ bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ƨɑᴉq · "Էᴉ uԍ · Λԍʁλ ʍԍɼɼ · ⅄on wɑλ მ o nb ϝo λon
Uq ϝμԍu Dʁɑco ƨμʁᴉԍĸԍq · "BECⱯꓵƧE I ΓOΛE HEʁ¡"
"Hoʍ qɑʁԍ λonƾ" qԍwɑuqԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ·
"Mµλ qᴉq λon qo ƨncμ ɑ ϝμᴉu მˋ λon wԍqᴉocʁԍ qnucԍƨƾ" ɑƨĸԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑ́ მɑɼɼ ·
ꓕμԍλ ʍԍʁԍ μ μ ʌᴉ ʌᴉ ʌᴉ ʌᴉ
I ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo cʁλ ϝԍɑʁƨ oɻ pɼooq qoʍu wλ bɑɼɼᴉq ɻɑcԍ · Dʁɑco cowɻoʁϝԍq wԍ · Mµԍu ʍԍ ʍԍuϝ pɑ́cĸ ϝo ϝμԍ cɑ́ƨϝɼԍ Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ϝooĸ nƨ ϝo bʁoɻԍƨƨo ʁ ɑ ɑ ɑ
"⅄on ɼnqɑ́cʁᴉƨ ɻooɼƨ¡" μԍ ƨμonϝԍq ·
Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ wɑqԍ ɑuq Dʁɑco ɑuq I ɻoɼɼoʍ μᴉw · Hԍ ĸԍbϝ ƨμonϝᴉu მ ɑϝ nƨ ɑu მʁᴉɼ λ ·
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ⱯИ: ƧꓕOb ɻɼɑwᴉu მ¡ ᴉɻ n ɻɼɑw ᴉϝ wԍuz nʁ ɑ bʁԍb oʁ ɑ boƨʁ¡ Dɑ ouɼλ ʁԍƨou Dnwpɼԍqԍoʁ ƨʍoʁ ᴉƨ coz μԍ μԍq ɑ́ μԍqɑcμԍ oĸ ɑu ϝɑ́ ou მ მ ooq ʁԍʌoᴉʍƨ¡
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then……………..We were alone in his room and I saw something strange. Draco was leaning against his bed with his hands on his head. Was Draco asleep? Was Draco? Was he in his room and I didn't know it? I was excited and we were getting ready to go to bed and I felt likeI was going to wake him up. Draco opened his eyes and stared at me and I froze in terror. My eyes widened. "Gods, don't tell me you think I'm going to kill you." I whispered. "No! That won't happen! We'll go home, I'll tell Mum and Dad, we'll explain everything, and then we can put it all behind us and we can go to sleep." "And then what?" I asked. "And then what?" Draco said as he leaned over me and kissed me.
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I awoke to a car driving into our front yard. "Whoa, what time is it?" "It's six in the morning." Draco panted. He looked pale and sweaty and I remembered thinking how Club Flamingo is 10 years old.
Winner: Megiddo for a BOLD design and a degenerate challenge
Next challenge: a Sphinx for the degenerate gamblers out there
Overall good stuff though.