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Regular Man G
Creature - Giant Halfling Citizen
When Regular Man enters, create a 1/1 white Human Citizen creature token.
1/1

Auction Barker 2R
Creature - Lizard Citizen (Uncommon)
Menace
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
"Next, we have this warhammer! The third for today! Who wouldn't want the third warhammer for today!"
3/2

Progenisaur 3rr
Creature - Elder Lizard
Cumulative upkeep
: Progenisaur gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
To put things into perspective... -- When Progenisaur enters the battlefield, any of your opponents may tap an untapped Advisor, Bard, Druid or Wizard they control. If they do, put sixty five million time counters on Progenisaur.
7/7

(sign my "Dinosaur is an unnecessary creature type" petition today!)

Grandfather Wombat 2GG
Creature - Elder Wombat (R)
Vigilance
Ancestor - As long as Grandfather Wombat is in your graveyard, creatures you control that share a type with it get +2/+2 and have vigilance.
4/5

Wombat Plushie 4
Artifact Creature - Wombat Teddy Bear
(art shows a wombat stuffed toy rearranging other stuffed toys in its pouch. one of the stuffed toys is wearing a hat)
This spell costs 2 less to cast if you claimed a prize from an Attraction this turn.
Whenever you claim the prize from an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on Wombat Plushie.
There's a lot of utility when your stuffed toys can carry other stuffed toys.
2/2

Cuddletherium 2WW
●● Creature - Teddy Beast
(This is pink and white.)
Cuddletherium gets +1/+1 and has first strike as long as you are using a coin as a token or counter.
Cuddletherium gets +1/+1 and has ward 3 as long as you are using a soft toy as a token or counter.
4/3

you are silly :3

Marzipadon 4gg
Creature - Food Beast
, , Sacrifice Marzipadon: You gain 3 life.
Sticky leftovers -- When Marzipadon leaves play, tap all permanents controlled by the player whose turn it is.
"A novelty - the rare game beast I'd rather bake than roast." - Scalan, Edgewall inkeeper
6/5

Maw of Glissa 3BBGG
Creature - Phyrexian Beast Horror
Menace, trample
Whenever Maw of Glissa becomes blocked by a creature, its controller sacrifices it. If that creature has power 4 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on Maw of Glissa. Otherwise, that creature's controller gets a poison counter.
It melded together Glissa's ambition with the hunger of the Vicious Swarm.
7/7

Cache Exploiter
Creature - Phyrexian Squirrel
Toxic 1
Whenever an opponent receives poison counters, put a cache counter on up to one artifact or creature card you own in exile with mana value 1 for each counter they received.
Corrupted -- Sacrifice Cache Exploiter: Put all cards in exile you own with cache counters on them on top of your library in a random order, then draw a card. Play this ability only if any opponent has at least three poison counters.
1/1

bump >:B

Walnut Obliterator
Creature - Mutant Squirrel
The first time each turn you sacrifice a Food, Walnut Obliterator gains hexproof and gets +3/+1 until end of turn.
0/1

Cow Abunga 2rgw
Legendary Creatures - Mutant Ox Avatar
When Cow Abunga enters the battlefield, create a Food token named Pizza and four 1/1 green Mutant Ninja Turtle creature tokens, respectively named Donatello Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raffaello.
5, t, Sacrifice a Food: Exile Cow Abunga, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
0/4

Kiarlas of Arboria 3GGG
Legendary Creature - Elemental Avatar
Ward 2
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under you control, another target creature gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Whenever Kiarlas of Arboria or a creature with hexproof attacks, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.
From the shadows of Arboria, a new maro-sorcerer is born to face the Phyrexians.
5/5

Child of Ilharg 1rg
Creature - Elemental Boar
Trample, haste
Child of Ilharg gets +1/+1 as long as you control another creature with haste,
Child of Ilharg gets +1/+1 as long as you control another creature with trample.
Like embers kicked from a great blaze, they share the hunger of their parent, if not their size.
3/3

Napoleon, the Most Equal
Legendary Creature - Boar Rebel Noble
Trample
Non-human creatures you control have trample.
Sacrifice a creature: target Boar you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
3/3

Vengeful Prince 1bb
Creature - Rebel Elf Noble
When ~ enters, destroy target creature with the highest mana value or tied for the highest mana value.
"I will reclaim my birthright with your death."
2/3

Lifecrafter Journeyman 2G
Creature - Elf Artificer
Whenever a nontoken Bird or Beast enters the battlefield under your control, you get E.
: Pay EEE: Choose one —
• Create a 3/3 colorless Beast Construct artifact creature token.
• Create a 2/2 colorless Bird Construct artifact creature token.
2/2

Cyclops Lensgrinder
Creature - Cyclops Artificer (R)
Vigilance
: The next time this turn you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a single creature, copy that spell (you may not choose new targets for the copy).
Izzet artificers may struggle with focus, but their optics department more than makes up for that.
3/4