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mellifluoresce wrote: ↑

4 years ago

If you would draw a card, instead draw a card for each card you've drawn this turn.

I don't think this works. You can't draw the first card in a turn because you haven't drawn a card, so you instead draw 0 cards. Then the next time you draw will also be 0 for the same reason. Then you're just multiplying by 0.

I've got no idea what the emojis mean, but that's okay.

Exhumed Warbeast 1brg
Creature - Elephant Zombie (R)
Trample, haste
Whenever ~ is dealt combat damage, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
While advancing in the Oyulah region, Touraj's army left an ominous and shocking trail of flesh and blood. No one suspected at that time that most of it was indeed left by her very own troops.
5/7

IIW: Getting smaller

Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑

4 years ago

mellifluoresce wrote: ↑

4 years ago

If you would draw a card, instead draw a card for each card you've drawn this turn.

I don't think this works. You can't draw the first card in a turn because you haven't drawn a card, so you instead draw 0 cards. Then the next time you draw will also be 0 for the same reason. Then you're just multiplying by 0.

I've got no idea what the emojis mean, but that's okay.

:trolo:

i am looking for only the most perfect submissions

NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Sojourner Dusk / Durya, Safehold Sentinel
🌞🌳❓☠

PS. if you can't decipher my emoji talk, I am happy to translate

I get the gist. You appear to have forgotten that Shadowmoor Elves were known for both abilities.

Tidal Crester 5UU
Creature — Leviathan (U)
When Tidal Crester enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without flying you don't control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
Its appearance often coincides with incidents of drowning on dry land.
5/7

IIW: Non-Eldrazi colorless cards.

Sojourner Dusk wrote: ↑

4 years ago

I get the gist. You appear to have forgotten that Shadowmoor Elves were known for both abilities.

But there was no traditional multicolor in Shadowmoor, only hybrid.

Also there are all of two Elves with wither and no Elves have lifelink at all.

(I like Durya as a commander, however.)

Megasloth 4W
Creature - Sloth Beast (U)
Creatures that can't block can block Megasloth as though they could block.
"You caught a sloth."
–Vulshock idiom meaning: even an idiot can do that.
5/7

IIW: Idioms!

I see my habit of forgetting P/T hasn't gone anywhere. Bah.

Gibbering Behemoth 4UB
Creature - Beast Horror (U)
Protection from players with fewer cards in hand than its power.
"Just think louder!"
-Harrisa, adventurer, last words
5/7

IIW: Sagas

Armored Spider 4wg
Creature - Spider (u)
Reach
Armored Spider can block any number of creatures with flying.
5/7

IIW a 7/7 for three mana

Missing IIWs, missing IIWs everywhere

Walking Mill 9
Artifact Creature- Construct
Improvise, Convoke
When Walking Mill attacks, untap all creatures you control.
The Horrible Hordes were just the beginning.
5/7

...'cause "mill" is a word for walk.... I know, it's a really bad play on words.

IIW: Uncommon enchantment support.

The Unending Earth 2GGWW
Creature - Elemental (R)
Vigilance, Reach, Indestructible
The Unending Earth assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
5/7

IIW: A card that draws lots of cards

Cleanser of light 6B
Creature- Eldrazi Priest (M)
Emerge 5B
When cleanser of light enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature you control. When you do, destroy target non-colorless creature an opponent controls.
5/7
IIW: Eldrazi

judging at 12:57am (in about 8 hours)

IIW: Cipher

Cemetery Shepherd 4BGG
Creature - Treefolk Horror (U)
1, Sacrifice a land: Create 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
It finds new beginning, where other find end.
5/7

IIW: X/Y creature, where X+Y>20

Psychevorous Baloth 1UBG
Creature - Beast (M)
Trample
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player may choose a number, then put that many cards from the top of their deck into their library. Psychevorous Baloth gets +X/-X until the end of your next turn, where X is the number of nonland cards put into their graveyard this way.
5/7

IIW: dumb and dumber

void_nothing wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Sojourner Dusk wrote: ↑

4 years ago

I get the gist. You appear to have forgotten that Shadowmoor Elves were known for both abilities.

But there was no traditional multicolor in Shadowmoor, only hybrid.

Also there are all of two Elves with wither and no Elves have lifelink at all.

(I like Durya as a commander, however.)

Tradition!
It's a neo-Lorwyn card, after Oona is killed and fake Maralen becomes the new demigod of the plane. This statement makes more sense if you read the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor novels. I miss the old fatpacks.

No lifelinking Elves in Shadowmoor (only three cards in the set have it), but there were some life gaining cards associated with Elves, so it didn't seem as much of a stretch.

no mobs? this is not peak performance.

JUDGING

Cythare wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Conforming Cassowary 4GR
Creature - Bird Shapeshifter (R)
Whenever Conforming Cassowary deals damage to another creature, it has base power and toughness 5/7 and gains this ability.
1RG: Conforming Cassowary deals 1 damage to target creature you control and 1 damage to target creature you don't control.
5/7

IIW: An uncommon red creature card.

"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be."
-Maya Angelou

avatarz wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Exhumed Warbeast 1brg
Creature - Elephant Zombie (R)
Trample, haste
Whenever ~ is dealt combat damage, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
While advancing in the Oyulah region, Touraj's army left an ominous and shocking trail of flesh and blood. No one suspected at that time that most of it was indeed left by her very own troops.
5/7

IIW: Getting smaller

They say that somewhere in Africa the elephants have a secret grave where they go to lie down, unburden their wrinkled gray bodies, and soar away, light spirits at the end.
-Robert McCammon

Sojourner Dusk wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Tidal Crester 5UU
Creature — Leviathan (U)
When Tidal Crester enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without flying you don't control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
Its appearance often coincides with incidents of drowning on dry land.
5/7

IIW: Non-Eldrazi colorless cards.

"Put two ships in the open sea, without wind or tide, and, at last, they will come together. Throw two planets into space, and they will fall one on the other. Place two enemies in the midst of a crowd, and they will inevitably meet; it is a fatality, a question of time; that is all."
-Jules Verne

KoolKoal wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Megasloth 4W
Creature - Sloth Beast (U)
Creatures that can't block can block Megasloth as though they could block.
"You caught a sloth."
–Vulshock idiom meaning: even an idiot can do that.
5/7

IIW: Idioms!

"We excuse our sloth under the pretext of difficulty."
-Quintillian

Ink-Treader wrote: ↑

4 years ago

I see my habit of forgetting P/T hasn't gone anywhere. Bah.

Gibbering Behemoth 4UB
Creature - Beast Horror (U)
Protection from players with fewer cards in hand than its power.
"Just think louder!"
-Harrisa, adventurer, last words
5/7

IIW: Sagas

"Madness is something rare in individuals — but in groups, parties, peoples, and ages, it is the rule."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Henlock wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Armored Spider 4wg
Creature - Spider (u)
Reach
Armored Spider can block any number of creatures with flying.
5/7

IIW a 7/7 for three mana

Watching the spider's web
—Llanowar expression meaning "focusing on the wrong thing"

Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Walking Mill 9
Artifact Creature- Construct
Improvise, Convoke
When Walking Mill attacks, untap all creatures you control.
The Horrible Hordes were just the beginning.
5/7

...'cause "mill" is a word for walk.... I know, it's a really bad play on words.

IIW: Uncommon enchantment support.

"Reinvent new combinations of what you already own. Improvise. Become more creative. Not because you have to, but because you want to. Evolution is the secret for the next step."
-Karl Lagerfeld

NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑

4 years ago

The Unending Earth 2GGWW
Creature - Elemental (R)
Vigilance, Reach, Indestructible
The Unending Earth assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
5/7

IIW: A card that draws lots of cards

"Sullivan's Theorem: In film-reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equivalent to the integer seven (7). Note: This is not applicable in any other scenario."
-Robert Graves

TheRavenManIsSquee wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Cleanser of light 6B
Creature- Eldrazi Priest (M)
Emerge 5B
When cleanser of light enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature you control. When you do, destroy target non-colorless creature an opponent controls.
5/7
IIW: Eldrazi

"I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the words in the middle."
-John Green

Cardz5000 wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Valrox, Stormbringer

5UU

Legendary Creature - Leviathan

Whenever Valrox, Stormbringer enters the battlefield or attacks, you may put a squall counter on target land an opponent controls. For as long as that land has a squall counter on it, it is an Island.

Whenever a permanent with a squall counter on it becomes tapped, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

5/7

IIW: Cipher

Sagharri wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Cemetery Shepherd 4BGG
Creature - Treefolk Horror (U)
1, Sacrifice a land: Create 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
It finds new beginning, where other find end.
5/7

IIW: X/Y creature, where X+Y>20

Directions: From US 460, take KY 1050 for 2.8 miles and then turn onto road marked Shepherd Family Cemetery, then go 0.2th mile. Cemetery located at the end of this road.
-https://www.findagrave.com/cemetery/252 ... d-cemetery

Juancu wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Psychevorous Baloth 1UBG
Creature - Beast (M)
Trample
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player may choose a number, then put that many cards from the top of their deck into their library. Psychevorous Baloth gets +X/-X until the end of your next turn, where X is the number of nonland cards put into their graveyard this way.
5/7

IIW: dumb and dumber

"Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!"

HMs
KoolKoal, Blockers can't warrior Cowards!
3rd: Sagharri, 5/7 is excellent Treefolk stats
2nd: avatarz, hits like a truck and I love it!
1st: Juancu, this card has a super fun minigame even if it is a bad weird hybrid punisher mill fatty. It's perfect for the week of Commander spoilers. Also a suitable villain for the sequel to famous Nolan classic the dark night.

Next challenge: dumb and dumber!

Explosive Awakening 2R
Instant (U)
Explosive Awakening costs 2 less to cast if it targets tapped creature.
Explosive Awakening deals 4 damage to any target.

IIW: Toughness 9+ Kamigawa Besieged (by Oni, not by Phyrexia )

Brainscorch 3UR
Instant (M)
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. Brainscorch deals damage to each player equal to the number of cards that player has drawn this turn.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

IIW: Non-Eldrazi, nonland colorless cards.

Seeping Rot 1BB
Sorcery (U)
If a spell or ability an opponent controls would cause you to discard a card in your hand, you may instead discard Seeping Rot and that player discards a card.
Target opponent discards two cards.

IIW: Uncommon black miracles

Nexus of Flamingos 5UU
Instant (M)
Create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying.
Storm
If Nexus of Flamingos would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Nexus of Flamingos and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

iiw: unlikely occurences

IIW: Cipher

Two-Headed Ogre 4rr
Creature - Ogre Warrior (U)
Trample
Two-Headed Ogre can't block.
Whenever Two-Headed Ogre becomes blocked by 2 or more creatures, prevent all damage it would deal to creatures this turn.
8/8

IIW: beginner's magic spell