A silly idea I had - Power 9 and other broken cards, twisted a bit by typos and bad puns.
Front Lotus
Artifact
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Back Lotus
Artifact
, sacrifice Back Lotus: add three mana of any one color.
Mox-To-Be
Mox-To-Be has all activated abilities of other artifacts on the battlefield that cost .
Mime Walk
Sorcery
Take an additional turn after this one. You can't take actions during that turn. (Actions include casting spells, activating abilities, and attacking)
Ancestral Recoil
Instant
As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand and discard a card.
Draw three cards.
Timetwisted
Sorcery
Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. Cast this spell only if an opponent has fewer cards in hand than you.
Smol Ring
Artifact
: add
Mana Ripped
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Ripped deals 20 damage to you.
: add
Lower 9
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A lot of great gags here. Front Lotus is my fave of these because there are convoluted ways to actually get it to transform and I'm amused by them all. I have my suspicions that Mox-to-Be is at least a great sideboard card and Mime Walk is genuinely broken as a cheap way to get an extra beginning phase, lol. Finally, Smol Ring is adorb.
A lot of great gags here. Front Lotus is my fave of these because there are convoluted ways to actually get it to transform and I'm amused by them all. I have my suspicions that Mox-to-Be is at least a great sideboard card and Mime Walk is genuinely broken as a cheap way to get an extra beginning phase, lol. Finally, Smol Ring is adorb.
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Important Facts: Colorless is not a color, Wastes is not a land type, Changeling is not a creature type
Oooh, I like 'Power None'.
Glad you liked them! Front Lotus is obviously a plant for Tetzin, Gnome Champion // The Golden-Gear Colossus Otherwise, my thoughts were a mix of 'what would be funny?' and 'what is the smallest change I can make to make these cards bad?'
Mime Walk vs Savor the Moment is an interesting question, in terms of power level. I suspect Mime Walk is stronger because you can cast instants on your opponents' turns, but it feels close.
I suspect Ancestral Recoil is broken - it feels like a better Gush. Hmmm...
Glad you liked them! Front Lotus is obviously a plant for Tetzin, Gnome Champion // The Golden-Gear Colossus Otherwise, my thoughts were a mix of 'what would be funny?' and 'what is the smallest change I can make to make these cards bad?'
Mime Walk vs Savor the Moment is an interesting question, in terms of power level. I suspect Mime Walk is stronger because you can cast instants on your opponents' turns, but it feels close.
I suspect Ancestral Recoil is broken - it feels like a better Gush. Hmmm...