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Rouser of the Populace
Creature — Cephalid Citizen (R)
Lifelink
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Rouser of the Populace becomes that spell's colors in addition to its own until end of turn, then Rouser of the Populace and other creatures you control that share a color with it get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
IIW: elden ring
Creature — Cephalid Citizen (R)
Lifelink
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Rouser of the Populace becomes that spell's colors in addition to its own until end of turn, then Rouser of the Populace and other creatures you control that share a color with it get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
IIW: elden ring
A cephalid judge walks into the room and the crowd goes quite as he ranks the cephalopods.
"Sluuurp squich click lcik lcik glulluuugh gauuulk. Puncatch Clymoraaaug"
"SKREECH Longutho Sloruma"
It looks the like Judge has spoken. Did you understand anything he said Terry? Nope but clearly He has made his choices:
"lcick lcik dluuuurmp slaaaawch"OneAndOnly wrote: ↑1 year agoThrobbing Mindmantle --
Creature - Cephalid {R}
Whenever a creature dies, its controller can't cast spells with the same mana value this turn.
"Their eyes glint from the deep. Not sweet, hypnotizin' eyes like the mer-maids. No, their eyes are dark and menacing, full of an alien intelligence." -- Fisher Feerm, trawl captain
4/4
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If I Win: Something more to give
"Swoamoru Imysthk Squaunelch"Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑1 year agoMaster of Molluscs
Creature- Cephalid (R)
Flash
Squid, Octopus, and Cephalid spells you cast cost less to cast and have flash.
When Master of Molluscs enters the battlefield, create a 1/8 blue Octopus creature token with defender.
1/2
IIW: A lord for multiple types
Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑1 year agoCephalopod Invoker
Creature - Cephalid Wizard (C)
: Until end of turn, Cephalopod Invoker becomes an Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8.
2/2
Cephalid Heretic
Creature - Cephalid Rogue (R)
Whenever Cephalid Heretic attacks, defending player reveals a card at random from their hand.
, Sacrifice Cephalid Heretic: Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
2/2
His was the greatest betrayal of all cephalid values...his crime was honesty.
Espionage Elite
Creature - Cephalid Rogue (U)
Menace
Whenever another Cephalid enters the battlefield under your control, that creature connives.
2/3
Suction-Cups Cephalid
Creature - Cephalid Wizard (U)
Suction-Cups Cephalid can't be returned from the battlefield to a player's hand.
: Tap target creature. Until end of turn, that creature can't be returned from the battlefield to a player's hand.
2/4
He'll stick it to ya.
Confessor of Tentacles
Creature - Cephalid Cleric (C)
Extort
Enchantments you control have extort.
3/5
Confession comes with a price.
IIW: A creature with a color in its name.
"Sluuurp squich click lcik lcik glulluuugh gauuulk. Puncatch Clymoraaaug"
"Tmurrnchu Clorghao"Juancu wrote: ↑1 year agoPsionic Disruptor
Creature - Cephalid Wizard (U)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, Psionic Disruptor meditates (put a psi counter on it, or remove any number of psi counters from it.)
Whenever a counter leaves Psionic Disruptor, tap target creature an opponent controls.
2/2
IIW: Guards! Guards!
"SKREECH Longutho Sloruma"
"Yelthiam Oralguugkth"spacemonaut wrote: ↑1 year agoRouser of the Populace
Creature — Cephalid Citizen (R)
Lifelink
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Rouser of the Populace becomes that spell's colors in addition to its own until end of turn, then Rouser of the Populace and other creatures you control that share a color with it get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
IIW: elden ring
It looks the like Judge has spoken. Did you understand anything he said Terry? Nope but clearly He has made his choices:
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Winner: Juancu for Psionic Disruptor
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Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon
Creature - Dragon (U)
Flying
When Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
, Sacrifice a nonenchantment non-Dragon permanent: Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/1
It's like with spiders.
IIW: A creature with a color in its name.
Creature - Dragon (U)
Flying
When Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
, Sacrifice a nonenchantment non-Dragon permanent: Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/1
It's like with spiders.
IIW: A creature with a color in its name.
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Defend the Gate!
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Squad (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay any number of times. When this aura enters the battlefield, create that many tokens that are copies of it. Attach each copy to a different target creature from the original or exile it.)
Enchanted creature has defender.
IIW: A card name that's an anagram of an existing card's name (note the original).
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Squad (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay any number of times. When this aura enters the battlefield, create that many tokens that are copies of it. Attach each copy to a different target creature from the original or exile it.)
Enchanted creature has defender.
IIW: A card name that's an anagram of an existing card's name (note the original).
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Shock Reinforcements
Instant — Trap (R)
Create X 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike.
Spellmorph . Cast this spell this way only if three or more creatures are attacking you and/or a planeswalker you control. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up and cast it for its spellmorph cost any time you could cast this spell.)
IIW: Elden ring
Instant — Trap (R)
Create X 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike.
Spellmorph . Cast this spell this way only if three or more creatures are attacking you and/or a planeswalker you control. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up and cast it for its spellmorph cost any time you could cast this spell.)
IIW: Elden ring
Burgled Shopkeeper
Creature - Human Citizen
Whenever an opponent deals combat damage to you, they may create a gold token. If they do, at the beginning of your next upkeep, create two 1/1 white soldier tokens. Activate this ability only once per turn.
0/2
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Creature - Human Citizen
Whenever an opponent deals combat damage to you, they may create a gold token. If they do, at the beginning of your next upkeep, create two 1/1 white soldier tokens. Activate this ability only once per turn.
0/2
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Captain of the Guard
Creature — Human Soldier {R}
When Captain of the Guard enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a Treasure token.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices an artifact token, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
4/4
IIW: non-weapon equipment
Creature — Human Soldier {R}
When Captain of the Guard enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a Treasure token.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices an artifact token, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
4/4
IIW: non-weapon equipment
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Hapless Bystander
Creature — Citizen (U)
When Hapless Bystander enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Hapless Bystander can't be the target of spells.
Whenever Hapless Bystander is dealt damage, sacrifice it and create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
0/1
IIW: elden ring
Creature — Citizen (U)
When Hapless Bystander enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Hapless Bystander can't be the target of spells.
Whenever Hapless Bystander is dealt damage, sacrifice it and create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
0/1
IIW: elden ring
I'm a big fan of Errol. but I feel like the Queen dragon should be her own character. Maybe have Errol search for her in the library? Like that old saying, 'Set a thief Set a deep hole with spring-loaded sides, tripwires, whirling knife blades driven by water power, broken glass and scorpions, to catch a thief.'Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑1 year agoDwarf Male Swamp Dragon
Creature - Dragon (U)
Flying
When Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
, Sacrifice a nonenchantment non-Dragon permanent: Dwarf Male Swamp Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/1
It's like with spiders.
Too annoying in limited, but I'd love this in commander for enchantment/aura decks.Mergatroid_Jones wrote: ↑1 year agoDefend the Gate!
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Squad (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay any number of times. When this aura enters the battlefield, create that many tokens that are copies of it. Attach each copy to a different target creature from the original or exile it.)
Enchanted creature has defender.
Obviously inspired by Duel Monsters, but I really like it. My only caveat is the 2/2 for 3, I'm big on changing that for future morphs, it's simply too anachronistic, too big of a hurdle to go through if one wants to be excited about playing a surprise for later.spacemonaut wrote: ↑1 year agoShock Reinforcements
Instant — Trap (R)
Create X 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike.
Spellmorph . Cast this spell this way only if three or more creatures are attacking you and/or a planeswalker you control. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up and cast it for its spellmorph cost any time you could cast this spell.)
I think opponents can be said to attack, but not deal combat damage (maybe I'm wrong.) Also, the ability would "trigger" rather than activate once per turn. Otherwise, I get it and I really like it. Well, I question using Gold though.
A reimplementation of the previous idea, with a neat twist. I do wonder about flavor, though? Is the captain giving the money? On one hand, he seems incompetent if he allows the thieving, but then investigates... mmm...
I reaaally hated Hornet Nest. Sure, the soldiers are a lot less powerfull than flier deathtouchers, and this is one use only, but still, with the cantripping, I wouldn't want to see this in my limited format. Maybe in commander, but then you wouldn't get attacked. Blasphemous Act in that case. Anyways, I'd prefer if this created, like 2 soldiers. It would still be good, and wouldn't turn big dumb attackers into defenders.spacemonaut wrote: ↑1 year agoHapless Bystander
Creature — Citizen (U)
When Hapless Bystander enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Hapless Bystander can't be the target of spells.
Whenever Hapless Bystander is dealt damage, sacrifice it and create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
0/1
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Note: There's something weird going on with the names of certain bosses after recent updates, so I'm going with slightly altered naming convention:
Blighted Miranda Blossom
Legendary Creature - Plant (R)
Defender
When Blighted Miranda Blossom enters the battlefield, you may create The Forsaken Omenkiller, a legendary 4/4 black and green Warrior creature token with trample and wither.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one-
-Creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
-Each opponent loses 1 life.
4/6
Land Squirt
Creature - Tunicate (U)
: Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. Its controller loses 1 life and mills three cards.
0/3
Blood-Tainted Excrement
Artifact
Sacrifice Blood-Tainted Excrement: Target player loses 1 life.
, Sacrifice Blood-Tainted Excrement: It deals 3 damage to any target.
"Why are you carrying so much of this filth?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" -Morgott, The Omen King
Alternative flavor text (on the the alternate art version): "If it be true this is thine own, i suggest to thee thou dost seeketh a doctor, post-haste." -Ranni the Witch
IIW: A creature with a color in its name.
Blighted Miranda Blossom
Legendary Creature - Plant (R)
Defender
When Blighted Miranda Blossom enters the battlefield, you may create The Forsaken Omenkiller, a legendary 4/4 black and green Warrior creature token with trample and wither.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one-
-Creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
-Each opponent loses 1 life.
4/6
Land Squirt
Creature - Tunicate (U)
: Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. Its controller loses 1 life and mills three cards.
0/3
Blood-Tainted Excrement
Artifact
Sacrifice Blood-Tainted Excrement: Target player loses 1 life.
, Sacrifice Blood-Tainted Excrement: It deals 3 damage to any target.
"Why are you carrying so much of this filth?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" -Morgott, The Omen King
Alternative flavor text (on the the alternate art version): "If it be true this is thine own, i suggest to thee thou dost seeketh a doctor, post-haste." -Ranni the Witch
IIW: A creature with a color in its name.
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If you're unfamiliar with elden ring I will also accept best guesses at what the heck is going on with that thing you've seen
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Uhhh....Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑1 year agoLand Squirt
Creature - Tunicate (U)
: Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. Its controller loses 1 life and mills three cards.
0/3
Sorcery Squirt
Creature- Tunicate (U)
: Untap another target permanent. It's controller scries 2.
1/3
IIW: Uhhh.... ants?
Antique Circlet
Artifact - Equipment
Cumulative Upkeep:
Equipped creature has "As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures get +1/+1 for each age counter on Antique Circlet."
Equip: Tap another untapped creature you control.
IIW: cumulative upkeep is back in modern horizons 3
Artifact - Equipment
Cumulative Upkeep:
Equipped creature has "As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures get +1/+1 for each age counter on Antique Circlet."
Equip: Tap another untapped creature you control.
IIW: cumulative upkeep is back in modern horizons 3
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Judging in the morning cause I have to study tonight! Get your weird lil dudes in
my original hot take when the first elden ring trailer dropped was that the game was a "knockoff of shadow of the colossus"
and so:
White-Tailed Lizard
Creature - Lizard {C}
, Sacrifice White-Tailed Lizard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
1/1
IIW: Classic Literature
and so:
White-Tailed Lizard
Creature - Lizard {C}
, Sacrifice White-Tailed Lizard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
1/1
IIW: Classic Literature
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sorry the last 24 hours went from study to other important things to a full on medical situation so uh I can't post judgements (I am ok / I will be ok)
edit i am now out of A&E so here's some judging
blighted miranda blossom: excellent treatment and i just learned about a boss fight i never encountered and i love that this is still a thing happening to me. total stats of 8/10 on two bodies with evasion and removal between them is a bit much for 6 mana, so at minimum i'd want to bring miranda flower down to a 2/3 or something.
land squirt: this squirts are not cute but this card is
blood-tainted excrement: the flavor text made me laugh out loud and this is not a bad rendition of those items at all
sorcery squirt: i never ran into these but i can believe it, raya lucaria has done worse things to crabs. this is pretty neat, though i'd want to make it a nonland permanent. i like that two of these can go back and forth.
antique circlet: is nice, i like that you can work to keep it up but eventually it will be broken. now that i revisit i think you ought to provide a way to pair them, but if this is in a soulbond-heavy set or something like that, that's OK.
magic but hole: a work of art honestly. i appreciate it, and the mechanical package is good, and novel, and pretty compelling. i'm not sure how playable it is but like one with nothing i'm gonna keep thinking about this one. in actual practice, maybe somehow an excellent drop with a single spare mana on a particularly aggressive W+ deck that plans to mostly empty its hand by the end of turn four?
white-tailed lizard: is very cute, i like this.
Winner is @Ulka for a novel use of cumulative upkeep that feels very on-theme for elden ring's narrative.
HM Juancu for magic but hole
Next: cumulative upkeep is back in modern horizons 3
edit i am now out of A&E so here's some judging
blighted miranda blossom: excellent treatment and i just learned about a boss fight i never encountered and i love that this is still a thing happening to me. total stats of 8/10 on two bodies with evasion and removal between them is a bit much for 6 mana, so at minimum i'd want to bring miranda flower down to a 2/3 or something.
land squirt: this squirts are not cute but this card is
blood-tainted excrement: the flavor text made me laugh out loud and this is not a bad rendition of those items at all
sorcery squirt: i never ran into these but i can believe it, raya lucaria has done worse things to crabs. this is pretty neat, though i'd want to make it a nonland permanent. i like that two of these can go back and forth.
antique circlet: is nice, i like that you can work to keep it up but eventually it will be broken. now that i revisit i think you ought to provide a way to pair them, but if this is in a soulbond-heavy set or something like that, that's OK.
magic but hole: a work of art honestly. i appreciate it, and the mechanical package is good, and novel, and pretty compelling. i'm not sure how playable it is but like one with nothing i'm gonna keep thinking about this one. in actual practice, maybe somehow an excellent drop with a single spare mana on a particularly aggressive W+ deck that plans to mostly empty its hand by the end of turn four?
white-tailed lizard: is very cute, i like this.
Winner is @Ulka for a novel use of cumulative upkeep that feels very on-theme for elden ring's narrative.
HM Juancu for magic but hole
Next: cumulative upkeep is back in modern horizons 3
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Um, wow, glad you're okay.spacemonaut wrote: ↑1 year agosorry the last 24 hours went from study to other important things to a full on medical situation so uh I can't post judgements (I am ok / I will be ok)
edit i am now out of A&E so here's some judging
The Miranda Blossom itself has defender, which is why the stats are like that, but I can see why you'd be a bit distracted at the time.
Take care of yourself!
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Tides of War
Enchantment (R)
If you would start an upkeep step, you may start a combat phase instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Soldier creature token with vigilance for each creature you control.
Cummulative upkeep
IIW: flash
Enchantment (R)
If you would start an upkeep step, you may start a combat phase instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Soldier creature token with vigilance for each creature you control.
Cummulative upkeep
IIW: flash
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Collective Weariness
Sorcery (R)
Put an age counter on each nonland permanent. For each permanent that had an age counter put on it this way, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay for each age counter on that permanent.
IIW: racing
Sorcery (R)
Put an age counter on each nonland permanent. For each permanent that had an age counter put on it this way, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay for each age counter on that permanent.
IIW: racing
Karel, God of Tithes
Legendary Creature — God {M}
Cumulative upkeep
Indestructible, extort
Karel, God of Tithes isn't a creature unless you paid three or more mana for its cumulative upkeep cost this turn.
5/5
IIW: boodlines
Legendary Creature — God {M}
Cumulative upkeep
Indestructible, extort
Karel, God of Tithes isn't a creature unless you paid three or more mana for its cumulative upkeep cost this turn.
5/5
IIW: boodlines
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