New Challenge Every Day - January 25th: Things that shouldn't be

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Things that shouldn't be

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Ink-Treader 57 (+2)
void_nothing 51 (+2)
JovialJovian 40 (+3)
Subject16 38
netn10 37 (+1)
Avacyn Believer 27
kwanyeegor-ii 14
OneAndOnly 11
Apellosine 6
Ulka 5
MonoRedMage 2
wizyard 2

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Fighting matters

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

Hunting Territory
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a creature you control fights a creature you don't control, draw a card for each excess damage dealt to the creature you don't control. This triggers only once each turn.
"Being top of the food chain has its benefits."

(Because I need this for my Rhonas fighting deck )

IIW: Use for clue tokens that isn't drawing cards

Votes: void_nothing, Ink-Treader

Arena of the True
Land (Rare)
Before creatures fight, all counters on them and permanents attached to them phases out.
T: Add C.
5, T: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
"In here, we fight with our souls. Do not mock us with your fancy weapons."
- Renadi, Kylem Arena Announcer

IIW: Phase out

Vote: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Uninhibited Violence {R/G}{R/G}
Enchantment (U)
When Unihibited Violence enters the battlefield, you may have target creature you control fight target creature you don't control.
Instant and sorcery spells you cast with "fight" in their text cost 1 less to cast.

IIW: Stellar phenomena

Votes: Ink-Treader, JovialJovian

Jouster's Seconds 1W
Enchantment (U)
When Jouster's Seconds enters the battlefield, you may pay 1W. When you do, target creature you control fights target tapped creature an opponent controls.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control fights, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

IIW: Familiars

[netn10]

Votes: Avacyn Believer (god this sounds fun lol), Ink-Treader

Gitaxian Torturer U
Creature - Phyrexian Vedalken (Rare)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent shuffles five "Whenever you draw this card, you get a poison counter, then draw a card" cards into target opponent's library.
1/3

IIW: Mono blue poison

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: Avacyn Believer, void_nothing

Esoteric Collapse 3UBR
Instant (R)
Counter target spell. When that spell is countered this way, that player sacrifices each nonbasic permanent they control that produced mana spent to cast that spell.

IIW: Time

[Avacyn Believer]

Votes: netn10, Ink-Treader

Repossession
Instant (Mythic)
Each opponent untaps all lands they control.
Until end of turn you can use your opponents' mana pools to cast spells, and activate mana abilities you do not control.
"Ozhov giveth and Ozhov taketh away."

IIW: your dream OP commander

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Ink-Treader

Storm of Marit Lage 3UR
Enchantment (R)
Cumulative upkeep 2
White creatures, black creatures, green creatures, Plains, Swamps, and Forests don't untap during their controller's untap steps.
Whenever a white creature, black creature, green creature, Plains, Swamp, or Forest enters the battlefield, Storm of Marit Lage deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

IIW: Core set-style cards with real-world quote flavor texts

[JovialJovian]

vote: Avacyn Believer, void_nothing

Bruna, Ludevic's Legacy 5UB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Angel Horror (M)
Flying
When Bruna, Ludevic's Legacy enters the battlefield, return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If an Aura is returned this way, it enters the battlefield attached to Bruna if able.
XB, Sacrifice Bruna: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped, that creature is a Zombie in addition to its other types and has "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."
UUBB, Discard two cards: Return Bruna from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Her twisted form carved out of Brisela's carcass, the Light of Alabaster flies once more.
6/3

IIW: Gardening