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Middle of Nowhere
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player exiles a creature they control until Middle of Nowhere leaves the battlefield. If they don't, sacrifice Middle of Nowhere.
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Fright Night
Down the Drain
Once and For All
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player exiles a creature they control until Middle of Nowhere leaves the battlefield. If they don't, sacrifice Middle of Nowhere.
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Fright Night
Down the Drain
Once and For All
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Middle of Nowhere
Enchantment
when Middle of Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature until Middle of Nowhere leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Middle of Nowhere.
Guys...? Where'd you go? This isn't funny anymore. - Tim, the Lost Serf
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Suffering Sweep
Forecast the Clay
Warm Snail
Enchantment
when Middle of Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature until Middle of Nowhere leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Middle of Nowhere.
Guys...? Where'd you go? This isn't funny anymore. - Tim, the Lost Serf
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Suffering Sweep
Forecast the Clay
Warm Snail
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Pauper: Blackened Eggs | Zombies | Domain Zoo | Sultai Teachings | Jund Gardens
Suffering Sweep
Sorcery
Creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature that player controls dies this turn, that player loses 2 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.
"There will be no half measures. They most know the cost of failure." - Ob Nixilis
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Brain Fleas
Born // Wild
Bag of Hats
Sorcery
Creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature that player controls dies this turn, that player loses 2 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.
"There will be no half measures. They most know the cost of failure." - Ob Nixilis
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Brain Fleas
Born // Wild
Bag of Hats
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Brain Fleas
Creature - Insect Horror
When Brain Fleas enters the battlefield, target opponent's hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.
Whenever a player plays a card exiled by Brain Fleas, that player loses 2 life and put a +1/+1 counter on Brain Fleas.
2/2
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Better Than Ever
Fright Night
Spinning Soliton
Creature - Insect Horror
When Brain Fleas enters the battlefield, target opponent's hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.
Whenever a player plays a card exiled by Brain Fleas, that player loses 2 life and put a +1/+1 counter on Brain Fleas.
2/2
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Better Than Ever
Fright Night
Spinning Soliton
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Fright Night
Enchantment
Knights you control have fear.
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Born // Wild
Warm Snail
Bag of Ducks
Enchantment
Knights you control have fear.
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Born // Wild
Warm Snail
Bag of Ducks
Bag of Ducks
Artifact - Food Equipment
Bag of Ducks enters the battlefield with X duck counters on it.
Equipped creature gets +X/+0 where X is equal to the number of Duck counters on Bag of Ducks.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life for each duck counter on Bag of Ducks.
, Remove a charge counter from bag of ducks: Create a 0/1 Blue Bird token with flying and Edible (When this creature dies, create a food token.).
Equip
"With a Bag of Ducks, the possibilities are endless!"
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Pierce the Keeper
Island Cast Director
Railcar of Confidence
Artifact - Food Equipment
Bag of Ducks enters the battlefield with X duck counters on it.
Equipped creature gets +X/+0 where X is equal to the number of Duck counters on Bag of Ducks.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life for each duck counter on Bag of Ducks.
, Remove a charge counter from bag of ducks: Create a 0/1 Blue Bird token with flying and Edible (When this creature dies, create a food token.).
Equip
"With a Bag of Ducks, the possibilities are endless!"
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Pierce the Keeper
Island Cast Director
Railcar of Confidence
Modern: Goryo's Gifts | Heartless Architect | Soul Sisters | MonoGreen Devotion
Pauper: Blackened Eggs | Zombies | Domain Zoo | Sultai Teachings | Jund Gardens
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Railcar of Confidence
Artifact - Vehicle
Whenever Railcar of Confidence attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
When Railcar of Confidence dies, if it was crewed this turn, untap all creatures that crewed it this turn.
4/4
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Born // Wild
Once and For All
Snake Oil
Artifact - Vehicle
Whenever Railcar of Confidence attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
When Railcar of Confidence dies, if it was crewed this turn, untap all creatures that crewed it this turn.
4/4
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Born // Wild
Once and For All
Snake Oil
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Born
Sorcery
Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put a creature card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
//Split//
Wild
Sorcery
Aftermath
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample and haste until end of turn.
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Snake Oil
Warm Snail
Sword of Ink and Oil
Sorcery
Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put a creature card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
//Split//
Wild
Sorcery
Aftermath
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample and haste until end of turn.
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Snake Oil
Warm Snail
Sword of Ink and Oil
Warm Snail
Creature - Slug
When Warm Snail enters the battlefield, target player reveals their hand and then exiles a card from their hand at random.
When Warm Snail leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
"The preferred torture device of the most sadistic malacologist"
1/1
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Disappointing Death
Sandpit Drake
Amulet of the Jabberwok
Creature - Slug
When Warm Snail enters the battlefield, target player reveals their hand and then exiles a card from their hand at random.
When Warm Snail leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
"The preferred torture device of the most sadistic malacologist"
1/1
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Disappointing Death
Sandpit Drake
Amulet of the Jabberwok
Modern: Goryo's Gifts | Heartless Architect | Soul Sisters | MonoGreen Devotion
Pauper: Blackened Eggs | Zombies | Domain Zoo | Sultai Teachings | Jund Gardens
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Sandpit Drake
Creature - Drake
Sandpit Drake can't block.
, Sacrifice another creature or a Desert: Put a flying counter on Sandpit Drake.
, Sacrifice another creature or a Desert: Put a +1/+1 counter on Sandpit Drake and you gain 1 life.
"Their ecological niche is the same as that of antlions, of all things." - Vivien Reid
2/2
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Selesnya Rangefinders
Grotag Beast Hunter
Topan Conqueror
Creature - Drake
Sandpit Drake can't block.
, Sacrifice another creature or a Desert: Put a flying counter on Sandpit Drake.
, Sacrifice another creature or a Desert: Put a +1/+1 counter on Sandpit Drake and you gain 1 life.
"Their ecological niche is the same as that of antlions, of all things." - Vivien Reid
2/2
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Selesnya Rangefinders
Grotag Beast Hunter
Topan Conqueror
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Important Facts: Colorless is not a color, Wastes is not a land type, Changeling is not a creature type
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Selesnaya Rangefinders --
Creature - Elf Druid
Forestwalk, plainswalk
Forestcycle
Plainscycle
3/5
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Grotag, Beast Hunter --
Lefendary Creature - Frog Basilisk
Delve
Deathtouch, reach
5/3
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Topan Conqueror --
Creature - Human Barbarian Lord
Whenever Topan Conqueror deals combat damage to a player, you may reveal cards from the top of that player's library until you reveal a blue creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control, then put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of that player's library in a random order.
"Oh, I thought you said topaz conqueror!"
3/3
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Vitreous Ooze
Simic Polymath
Awkweird
Creature - Elf Druid
Forestwalk, plainswalk
Forestcycle
Plainscycle
3/5
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Grotag, Beast Hunter --
Lefendary Creature - Frog Basilisk
Delve
Deathtouch, reach
5/3
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Topan Conqueror --
Creature - Human Barbarian Lord
Whenever Topan Conqueror deals combat damage to a player, you may reveal cards from the top of that player's library until you reveal a blue creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control, then put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of that player's library in a random order.
"Oh, I thought you said topaz conqueror!"
3/3
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Vitreous Ooze
Simic Polymath
Awkweird
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Vitreous Ooze
Artifact Creature - Ooze Clue (R)
Ward , where X is the number of Clues you control.
Vitreous Ooze's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Clues you control.
Whenever Vitreous Ooze attacks, investigate.
, Sacrifice Vitreous Ooze: Draw X cards, where X is Vitreous Ooze's power.
The living glass both magnifies and reflects, distorts and focuses.
*/*
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Sword of Ink and Oil
Awkweird
Giants' Moot
Artifact Creature - Ooze Clue (R)
Ward , where X is the number of Clues you control.
Vitreous Ooze's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Clues you control.
Whenever Vitreous Ooze attacks, investigate.
, Sacrifice Vitreous Ooze: Draw X cards, where X is Vitreous Ooze's power.
The living glass both magnifies and reflects, distorts and focuses.
*/*
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Sword of Ink and Oil
Awkweird
Giants' Moot
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Sword of Ink and Oil
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from blue and from black.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Another target creature you don't control gets -2/-2 until end of turn,
Equip
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Out of the Woods
Spinning Soliton
Urza's Legacy
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from blue and from black.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Another target creature you don't control gets -2/-2 until end of turn,
Equip
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Out of the Woods
Spinning Soliton
Urza's Legacy
Urza's Legacy
Legendary Artifact (m)
When Urza,s Legacy enters the battlefield, scry 2.
Whenever you cast a Legendary Artifact spell, the next nonlegendary artifact spell you cast costs less to cast, where X is equal to the legendary artifact's mana value.
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Measured Orator
Dark Allegory
Waxhouse Sculptor
Legendary Artifact (m)
When Urza,s Legacy enters the battlefield, scry 2.
Whenever you cast a Legendary Artifact spell, the next nonlegendary artifact spell you cast costs less to cast, where X is equal to the legendary artifact's mana value.
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Measured Orator
Dark Allegory
Waxhouse Sculptor
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Measured Orator --
Creature - Human Speaker
: Tap target creature. If it has a lower mana value than Measured Orator's, draw a card.
1/5
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Dark Allegory --
Sorcery
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If there is a card named Dark Allegory in your graveyard, put two -1/-1 counters on it instead. If there are three other cards named Dark Allegory in your graveyard, put five -1/-1 counters on it, and its controller loses 5 life instead.
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Waxhouse Sculptor --
Creature - Human Artificer
, : Create a token copy of target non-commander creature, except that it has base power and toughness 1/1, and it has "Each counter on this counts as a stun counter in addition its other types."
2/3
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Vein Addiction
Holiday Cheer
Put In Your Place
Creature - Human Speaker
: Tap target creature. If it has a lower mana value than Measured Orator's, draw a card.
1/5
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Dark Allegory --
Sorcery
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If there is a card named Dark Allegory in your graveyard, put two -1/-1 counters on it instead. If there are three other cards named Dark Allegory in your graveyard, put five -1/-1 counters on it, and its controller loses 5 life instead.
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Waxhouse Sculptor --
Creature - Human Artificer
, : Create a token copy of target non-commander creature, except that it has base power and toughness 1/1, and it has "Each counter on this counts as a stun counter in addition its other types."
2/3
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Vein Addiction
Holiday Cheer
Put In Your Place
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Vein Addiction
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever a creature dies, enchanted creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If enchanted creature is a Vampire, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn instead and must attack this turn if able.
Put In Your Place
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant non-Noble creature
When Put In Your Place enters the battlefield, if you control a Noble, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
"Kneel before your betters."
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Disappointing Death
Oh, Come On!
Snake Oil
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever a creature dies, enchanted creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If enchanted creature is a Vampire, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn instead and must attack this turn if able.
Put In Your Place
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant non-Noble creature
When Put In Your Place enters the battlefield, if you control a Noble, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
"Kneel before your betters."
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Disappointing Death
Oh, Come On!
Snake Oil
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Disappointing Death
Instant
The controller of each creature that entered the battlefield most recently sacrifices it.
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Taming the South Wind
Snake Oil
Plurality
Instant
The controller of each creature that entered the battlefield most recently sacrifices it.
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Taming the South Wind
Snake Oil
Plurality
Plurality
Creature - Incarnation (m)
: Copy target creature spell. This ability costs less to activate for each time the spell has become the target of an ability from this permanent this turn.
Plurality has +4/+4 as long as it is a token.
4/4
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Weather Manipulation
Mosquito Field
Truncated Upgrade
Creature - Incarnation (m)
: Copy target creature spell. This ability costs less to activate for each time the spell has become the target of an ability from this permanent this turn.
Plurality has +4/+4 as long as it is a token.
4/4
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Weather Manipulation
Mosquito Field
Truncated Upgrade
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Weather Manipulation
Enchantment
When Weather Manipulation enters the battlefield or at the beginning of your upkeep, you may add a gale counter on Weather Manipulation
, : Destroy target creature with flying. Remove a gale counter from Weather Manipulation
. : Creatures with flying you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Remove a gale counter from Weather Manipulation.
, : Weather Manipulation deals 2 damage to each creature without flying. Remove two gale counters from Weather Manipulation.
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Giants' Moot
Mosquito Field
Oh, Come On!
Enchantment
When Weather Manipulation enters the battlefield or at the beginning of your upkeep, you may add a gale counter on Weather Manipulation
, : Destroy target creature with flying. Remove a gale counter from Weather Manipulation
. : Creatures with flying you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Remove a gale counter from Weather Manipulation.
, : Weather Manipulation deals 2 damage to each creature without flying. Remove two gale counters from Weather Manipulation.
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Giants' Moot
Mosquito Field
Oh, Come On!
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Mosquito Field
Land - Plains Swamp
Mosquito Field enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a creature attacks, if you're the defending player and Mosquito Field is untapped, that creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
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Taming the South Wind
Metricath, Which Slayed the Heavens
Gigalith
Land - Plains Swamp
Mosquito Field enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a creature attacks, if you're the defending player and Mosquito Field is untapped, that creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
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Taming the South Wind
Metricath, Which Slayed the Heavens
Gigalith
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Taming the South Wind --
Sorcery
Tap up to X target untapped creatures.
Untap up to X target tapped creatures.
Taming the South Wind deals X damage to each untapped creature.
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Gigalith --
Artifact
, : Add sixteen .
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Subliminal Message
Caught Flat-Footed
Twenty-Meter Squid
Sorcery
Tap up to X target untapped creatures.
Untap up to X target tapped creatures.
Taming the South Wind deals X damage to each untapped creature.
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Gigalith --
Artifact
, : Add sixteen .
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Subliminal Message
Caught Flat-Footed
Twenty-Meter Squid
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Subliminal Message
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature you don't control
Activated abilities of enchanted creature can't be activated.
: Enchanted creature attacks target player this turn if able.
: Enchanted creature blocks target creature this turn if able.
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Giants' Moot
Oh, Come On!
Snake Oil
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature you don't control
Activated abilities of enchanted creature can't be activated.
: Enchanted creature attacks target player this turn if able.
: Enchanted creature blocks target creature this turn if able.
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Giants' Moot
Oh, Come On!
Snake Oil
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Giants' Moot
Tribal Enchantment - Giant
When Giants' Moot enters the battlefield, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Giants you control. You may reveal a Giant creature card from among the and put it onto the battlefield, put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sacrifice Giants' Moot: Giant permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Snake Oil
Artifact
, Sacrifice Snake Oil: Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Snake with base power and toughness 1/1.
When Snake Oil is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
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Oh, Come On!
Caught Flat-Footed
Awkweird
Tribal Enchantment - Giant
When Giants' Moot enters the battlefield, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Giants you control. You may reveal a Giant creature card from among the and put it onto the battlefield, put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sacrifice Giants' Moot: Giant permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Snake Oil
Artifact
, Sacrifice Snake Oil: Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Snake with base power and toughness 1/1.
When Snake Oil is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
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Oh, Come On!
Caught Flat-Footed
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Caught Flat-Footed --
Instant
Caught Flat-Footed deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. If all lands controlled by its controller are tapped, it deals 3 damage to that player.
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Hypersonic Needle
Suboptimal Solution
Gruesome Fate
Instant
Caught Flat-Footed deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. If all lands controlled by its controller are tapped, it deals 3 damage to that player.
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Hypersonic Needle
Suboptimal Solution
Gruesome Fate
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Gruesome Fate
Sorcery
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Discard a card at random.
Sometimes, a Dimir assassination is botched enough that the hitman's memory is removed not just for secrecy reasons, but for their own safety.
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Holiday Cheer
Oh, Come On!
Out of the Woods
Sorcery
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Discard a card at random.
Sometimes, a Dimir assassination is botched enough that the hitman's memory is removed not just for secrecy reasons, but for their own safety.
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Holiday Cheer
Oh, Come On!
Out of the Woods