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Post by Sagharri » 4 years ago

Simple game - choose one of suggested by previous poster flavor text and make a card around it. Then suggest 3+ flavor texts for another poster.

Example:
"Goblins still didn't find how to set fire to rock" - Thali, scout

Go with Smoke 3R
Sorcery
Go with Smoke costs 1 less to cast if you control a Goblin.
Destroy target non-Mountain land.
"Goblins still didn't find how to set fire to rock" - Thali, scout

Next:
  • There was a sun and... another sun?!
  • Only one thing makes a dream impossible: the fear of failure.
  • "Day 30: they still suspect nothing."

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Post by Krishnath » 4 years ago

Talented Infiltrator
1U
Creature - Human Wizard (Uncommon)
1/2
When Talented Infiltrator enters the battlefield, chose a color and a creature type. Talented Infiltrator is the chosen color and the chosen creature type in addition to any other colors and creature types it has.
"Day 30: they still suspect nothing."

Next:
"...and that is how we changed which way the river flowed."
"And at that moment, Thal felt a sense of accomplishment rarely felt by goblins."
"From the humblest seed a forest can grow."
Numquam evolutioni obstes. Solum conculceris.

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Post by Jae » 4 years ago

Aquabaffle
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant Land.

If enchanted land is an Island, it produces instead of .

If enchanted land is not an Island, when it is tapped for mana, add instead of any other type or quantity of mana that could be produced.

"...and that is how we changed which way the river flowed."

Next
  • "She didn't get caught. She let them catch themselves."
  • There are monuments so dire that even time is reluctant to touch them.
  • Curiosity doesn't just kill cats.

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Post by user_938036 » 4 years ago

Suspicious Intruder
1UU
Creature — Ninja

: Return all blocking creatures to their owners' hands. Activate this ability only if Suspicious Intruder is blocked.

"She didn't get caught. She let them catch themselves."

2/2

"In small doses, it's used to cure everything."

"That's it! The mountain of gold sank into the ocean!!!"

"Fortunately such things only exist is myths." — Night Watchman's last words.

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Post by Sagharri » 4 years ago

Overdose 1b
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature with two or more +1/+1 counters on it.
"In small doses, it's used to cure everything."

Next:
  • "Edward why you have so big fangs?" — Night Watchman's last words.
  • Only one thing makes a dream impossible: the fear of failure.
  • "Give goblin a blacksteel and it will break that" - Zaar, Vulshok artificier

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Post by Krishnath » 4 years ago

Familiar Face
3G
Creature - Human Werewolf (Uncommon)
Familiar Face can only be blocked by one creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Familiar Face
"Edward why you have so big fangs?" — Night Watchman's last words.
2/5
//
Ravaging Predator (Green)
Creature - Werewolf Berserker
Menace, Trample, Rampage 3,
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Ravaging Predator.
"The body of the night watchman was found strewn across multiple streets" - Investigator's Incident Report.
5/2

Next:
  • "The dragon chuckled at the knight's challenge."
  • "It's not often you see a princess wielding a longsword."
  • "What do you mean you're out of scones?"
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Post by Moss Elemental » 4 years ago

Sudden Outburst 3r
Sorcery (U)
Goad target creature. It gets +3/+0 and has trample as long as it's attacking.
"What do you mean you're out of scones?"

Next:
- The dragon chuckled at the knight's challenge....
- "It's not often you see a princess wielding a longsword."
- "I swear I only had one when I came aboard!"

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Post by Sagharri » 4 years ago

Unwanted Guest U
Enchantment (U)
When Unwanted Guest enters the battlefield, name a creature card.
2U: Return target creature with chosen name to its owner's hand.
"I swear I only had one when I came aboard!"

Next:
  • That's not what butcher expected to see.
  • "What goes up..." & "...must come down."
  • Three heads. Three swords. One blood.

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Post by void_nothing » 4 years ago

Thicknecked Ibex 1G
Creature - Goat
When Thicknecked Ibex dies, if it was dealt 3 or more damage this turn, return it to the battlefield.
That's not what the butcher expected to see.
2/2

Next:
"Take their heads, flay their hides, strip the flesh off their bones - the enemy belongs to us alone!" - Kresh the Bloodbraided
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Post by Sagharri » 4 years ago

Bloodbraid Raiders BRG
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
Menace
When Bloodbraid Raiders enters the battlefield or dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.
"Take their heads, flay their hides, strip the flesh off their bones - the enemy belongs to us alone!" - Kresh the Bloodbraided
3/2

Next:
  • "Give goblin a blacksteel and it will break that" - Zaar, Vulshok artificier
  • "What goes up..." & "...must come down."
  • It wasn't definitely Zob's luckiest day.

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Post by void_nothing » 4 years ago

Nephalia Glider 3U
Creature - Human Scout
Flying, hexproof
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a creature with flying and toughness 4 or greater, transform Nephalia Glider.
What goes up...
1/2
///
Reflecting-Wing Screecher
Creature - Eldrazi Bird
Flying, hexproof
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature with flying, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
...must come down.
4/4

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Post by dyd » 4 years ago

Souldrinker Blade bb
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has menace and gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on ~.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice equipped creature. If you do, put a soul counter on ~ and attach it to another creature you control.
Equip 3
Some relics are never worth it, not even to the greediest collectors.



Next:
- That was exactly what Will didn't expect.
- "Grlrrl" - Zabbur's last word.
- "Your existence is no longer required."

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Post by dyd » 4 years ago

Puff 1(w/b)
Instant
Exile target creature you control and target creature you don't control.
"Your existence is no longer required."


Next:
- "I don't need my eyes to know your intentions, Nalaar."
- "So the Onakke come back to life."
- Never underestimate a scorned necromancer.

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Post by void_nothing » 4 years ago

Dovin's Perception W
Instant
Name a card other than a basic land. The named card can't be played this turn.
Scry 1.
"I don't need my eyes to know your intentions, Nalaar."

Next:
"It is said that even those who remembered the cephalid and merfolk invasions of those days - hardened fighters experienced in battling the hordes from the sea - were cut down by amphin blades." - Gor Muldrak, Cryptohistories
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Post by dyd » 4 years ago

Amphin Intruder 1ub
Creature – Salamander Rogue
Whenever ~ enters attacks, target Salamander gains deathtouch and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card" until end of turn.
"It is said that even those who remembered the cephalid and merfolk invasions of those days - hardened fighters experienced in battling the hordes from the sea - were cut down by amphin blades." - Gor Muldrak, Cryptohistories
2/2



Next:
- "That was the last one."
- "Teyo? When did you become so wise?" - Jaya Ballard
- Mimics are known to often disguise as the most harmless of creatures.

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Post by FoilSquared » 4 years ago

Teyo, Enlightened Agent 2WUB
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever a creature you control dies, create a 0/1 white Spirit Wall token with defender.
Sacrifice a Wall: You or a permanent you control get hexproof until end of turn.
Sacrifice three Walls: Scry 2, draw two cards, and each opponent loses two life, you gain life equal to the amount of life lost this way.
"Teyo? When did you become so wise?" - Jaya Ballard

-"Master Bolas has shown me the way the Multiverse truly is, and soon, all shall be enlightened, just like me." - Teyo, Enlightened Agent
-"People have become blind to the chaos of the Multiverse, Master Bolas shall enlighten them." - Teyo, Enlightened Agent
-"I sacrificed my Spark for Master Bolas's enlightenment, after my teachings have been completed, it shall be returned to me, so I may enlighten those who are blind...such as you." - Teyo, Enlightened Agent
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Post by dyd » 4 years ago

Spark Duplicant xx3
Artifact Creature - Shapeshifter Construct
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile target planeswalker that has X or more loyalty counters. If you do, put X loyalty counters on ~ and it becomes a copy of that card.
"People have become blind to the chaos of the Multiverse, Master Bolas shall enlighten them." - Teyo, Enlightened Agent
2/2

Next:
- "I enjoyed being you. Have fun dealing with the consequences."
- "Worst. Planeswalking. Ever."
- The last of its species. The first of a new species.

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Post by void_nothing » 4 years ago

Adaptation Sliver 2UU
Creature - Sliver Trilobite
Sliver creatures you control have all activated abilities of non-Sliver creatures on the battlefield.
The last of its species. The first of a new species.
2/3

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Post by dyd » 4 years ago

Treeform
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+5, assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power, and is a Treefolk in addition to its other types.
No strikes, no magery, no flame of fire could stop Doran.

Next:
- "Wasn't me!"
- "Who's a good monster? Yes, yes you are!"
- "That's what I love of Lavabrink."

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Spiraling Error UB
Instant
Untap target creature and put a -1/-1 counter on it.
Tap up to two other target creatures.
"Wasn't me!"

Next:
"Time is like a headstrong child - it may never obey you but one day you'll learn the rules it does follow." - Barrin, Principia
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Post by Moss Elemental » 3 years ago

Temporal Chaos 3ur
Enchantment (M)
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, take an extra turn after this one. If it comes up tails, end the turn.
"Time is like a headstrong child - it may never obey you but one day you'll learn the rules it does follow." - Barrin, Principia

Next: Choose one -

- "Never again."
- "There is a thin line between justice and vengeance. The Legion erased this line."
- So vile even the rats won't eat it.

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Umezawa Sealing Ritual UBR
Instant
Exile target spell. You lose life equal to that spell's converted mana cost. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and/or library for any number of cards with the same name as that spell and exile them, then that player shuffles their library if you searched it in this way.
"Never again."

Next:
"The windows, you fools, they're coming through the -" - Igbern, Thraben builder, last words

Disrespect this land even a little and you will pay.
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Post by dyd » 3 years ago

Llanowar Bonebreaker gg
Creature — Elf Druid
Trample
t: Add gg.
Disrespect this land even a little and you will pay.
2/2

Next:
- "As you are now so once were we."
- "Unleash us, Vessel."
- "If fire is not the answer, you're asking the wrong question." - Chandra Nalaar

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Post by Pygyzy » 3 years ago

Corporealize 6WW
Sorcery
Put a creature card you own in exile or from outside the game onto the battlefield with a divinity counter on it. (Creatures with divinity counters on them are indestructible.)
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
"As you are now so once were we."

Next:
"Twice is nice, but thricer is nicer."
"Those that do never see, those that see never do."
"I think I've made my point."

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Post by Lorn Asbord Schutta » 3 years ago

End Debate
Instant (U)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays . If that player controls two or more spells on stack, exile that spell instead.
"I think I've made my point."

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Amoral, unthinkable, distasteful - but still real.
"Falling bird is no longer a bird" - Bant poverb
"Where did you hide?"

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