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Post by chetoos » 3 years ago

Spectral Extermination 2WB
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature you control.
Exile target creature with power X or less, and up to X target cards from graveyards where X is the power of the creature you exiled to cast this spell.
"Some say I destroy souls. I say it's pest control." - Kaya, ghost assassin.

Next: "You welded what to your where?" - Clinksprocket, Order of the Widget commander
"No one ever said that beast control was easy." - Vivien Reid.

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Post by Incredium » 3 years ago

Manufacturing Mishap 1r
Instant

Target player sacrifices an artifact with the greatest converted mana cost among artifacts they control. Manufacturing Mishap deals damage to target creature equal to that artifacts converted mana cost.

"You welded what to your where?" - Clinksprocket, Order of the Widget commander

Next:

Anywhere is a road if you're brave enough.

In retrospect, Figliwig admitted that the abandoned mine probably wasn't the best place to to hide from monsters.

"I SWEAR TO EVERY GOD ON THIS PLANE IF YOU STEP ON MY TULIPS ONE MORE TIME..."

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Post by dyd » 3 years ago

Peaceful Gardener 1g
Creature - Elf Druid
t: Add g.
When a land becomes the target of a spell or ability you don't control, transform ~.
"I SWEAR TO EVERY GOD ON THIS PLANE IF YOU STEP ON MY TULIPS ONE MORE TIME..."
///
Furious Liege
Creature - Elf Beast Berserker
Trample
Lands you control have "t: Add gg."
xgg, t: ~ gets +X/+0 until end of turn, then fights target creature. Excess damage from ~ is dealt to that creature's controller instead.
3/3

Next:
"Good boy."

"Please, try again next time."

"Oh, what a nice present!"

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Post by lookingupanddown » 3 years ago

Subjugation 3BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature
At the beginning of your end step, tap enchanted creature.
"Good boy."

Revert 1UU
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library.
"Please, try again next time."

Next:
"Death would have been preferable."
For a moment, all of Clara's fears and worries faded away. But only for a moment.
"Just a few seconds ago, this lock was unbreakable."[/i}

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Crash In {R/W}
Sorcery
Destroy target creature with defender.
Retrace
"Just a few seconds ago, this lock was unbreakable."

Next:
"I'll fight you from here to Ashmouth if I must!" - Rem Karolus, Slayer of Evil

"The meat roasts itself. We eat!" - Borborygmos
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Post by lookingupanddown » 3 years ago

Righteous Fury 1RW
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It fights another target creature.
"I'll fight you from here to Ashmouth if I must!"
- Rem Karolus, Slayer of Evil


Skarrgan Hellboar 3RRG
Creature - Boar
Trample
Whenever Skarrgan Hellboar attacks, it deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
When Skarrgan Hellboar dies, you gain 10 life.
"The meat roasts itself. We eat!"
- Borborygmos

3/5

Next:
The line between life and death can disappear in mere moments.
"You have a hole in your plan... around that big." - Dack Fayden
The rakshasa began to sow discontent amongst their followers. It was decided, at long last, to overthrow Silumgar.

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Post by void_nothing » 3 years ago

Final Fate 2BBB
Instant
Cast this spell only during an opponent's upkeep.
Choose two target creatures and/or planeswalkers the active player controls. Destroy each of them at the beginning of the next end step.
The line between life and death can disappear in mere moments.

Murmurs in Qarsi 1BGU
Sorcery
Sacrifice any number of creatures. Each player mills that many cards. You draw that many cards and gain that much life. Put that many +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
The rakshasa began to sow discontent amongst their followers. It was decided, at long last, to overthrow Silumgar.

Next:
"Do excuse me. I'm needed sometime else." - Teferi

"Why I don't like chasing nacatl dissidents: They're much faster than me. Why I like doing it: They're much smaller than me." - Knight-Captain Wyhorn
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Post by JovialJovian » 3 years ago

Chronostrategy 1U
Instant
Exile target creature or planeswalker you control. As long as that card remains exiled, you may pay U to return it to the battlefield under it's owner's control.
"Do excuse me. I'm needed sometime else." - Teferi

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A lifetime is only the beginning.

"And the heavens split open, and the waters above descended in a cleansing deluge upon the world." -Legend of the Heavenly Sea.

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Post by Pygyzy » 3 years ago

Unending Flood 2u
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a tide counter on Unending Flood.
Creatures get -1/-0 for tide counter on Unending Flood.
Whenever Unending Flood has five or more tide counters on it, return Unending Flood and all creatures to their owner's hands.
And the heavens split open, and the waters above descended in a cleansing deluge upon the world." -Legend of the Heavenly Sea.

Next: Lost! There is Evil in the wind. I pray... have mercy on the holy. —
Apocrypha of the End, Vol. XVI

I've never seen something quite so powerful... or so dangerous. — Seb Cain, Practitioner of the Dark Arts

Yes, it is as foreseen. Send word. It is time. — Quinn of Clan Bloodbane

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Post by lookingupanddown » 3 years ago

Beacon of the Ages 2URW
Enchantment
When Beacon of the Ages enters the battlefield, scry 5.
Whenever you scry one or more cards, put a foretell counter on Beacon of the Ages.
Whenever you shuffle one or more cards into your library, scry 2.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if Beacon of the Ages has ten foretell counters on it, you win the game.
"Yes, it is as foreseen. Send word. It is time."
— Quinn of Clan Bloodbane


Next:
"Death would have been preferable."
"You have a hole in your plan around... that big." - Dack Fayden
The forge collapsed into the volcano, never to be seen again... until now.

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Post by dyd » 3 years ago

Undeath Embrace 3b
Instant
When target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield under your control with a deathtouch counter. It's also a black Zombie Horror.
"Death would have been preferable."


Next
- "Are you gonna finish that?"
- Jarin hadn't anticipated that his homework could eat his dog
- Is it still called waterfall when the water goes up?

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Post by OneAndOnly » 3 years ago

Cafeteria Tray -- 2
Artifact
Whenever a player sacrifices a Food, you may pay C. If you do, create a Food token.
"Are you gonna finish that?"
.
Papyrus Elemental -- 2U
Creature - Elemental
Play with your hand revealed.
Papyrus Elemental's base power and toughness are both equal to the number of blue cards in your hand.
As long as Papyrus Elemental's power is less than 3, it has shroud and can't be blocked.
*/*
Jarin hadn't anticipated that his homework could eat his dog.
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Jelungen Cascades
Land
When Jelungen Cascades enters the battlefield, move a Land to your hand. If you move an Island this way, draw a card.
: Add U
"Is it still called a waterfall if it goes up?"
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Next:
* "I see so many colors! I see so many lights!"
* Bergnel's career as a brushwagg juggler was, mercifully, very brief.
* Everywhere he looked, Guk-Guk saw food.

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Post by lookingupanddown » 3 years ago

Moment of Wonder 1UU
Instant
Scry 3. Target creature gains flying until end of turn
"I see so many colors! I see so many lights!"

Curse of Bottomless Hunger 2BBB
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, enchanted player sacrifices a permanent. If they can't they lose 5 life.
Everywhere he looked, Guk-Guk saw food.

Next:
Vivien and Garruk soon realized that working together meant that they were unmatched in the hunt and in battle.
"You have a hole in your plan around... that big." - Dack Fayden
Only immortals and very long-lived scholars knew that the statue was always in motion.

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Post by JovialJovian » 3 years ago

Wildspeaker and Reid's Planar Safari 2GG
Legendary Planeswalker - Garruk Vivien
0: Each player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield. Put X loyalty counters on ~, where X is the total toughness of creatures put onto the battlefield this way.
0: ~ deals damage equal to their loyalty to target creature or planeswalker. That target deals damage equal to its loyalty or power to ~.
Vivien and Garruk soon realized that working together meant that they were unmatched in the hunt and in battle.
2

Next:
"Eww...
Directionless since Niv-Mizzet's ascension, the Izzet labs have become even more chaotic.
"...as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." - Herman Melville, Moby Dick

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Post by dyd » 1 year ago

Pestridden Witch 3bg
Creature - Zombie Warlock
When Pestridden Witch dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a 1/1 black and green creature token for each of these creature types – Insect, Pest, Rat, Salamander, Slug, Spider.
"Eww..."
5/3



Next:
- "Gold in the water . . . Hiding the cream, the kitten!"
- Too much, yet not enough.
- A single instant distended into a lifetime.

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Post by lookingupanddown » 1 year ago

Citywide Obscura Prophecy WUB
Sorcery
Each player scries 3, then each opponent reveals the top card of their library and loses 2 life. You gain 2 life for each nonland card revealed this way, and you draw a card for each land card revealed this way.
"Gold in the water . . . Hiding the cream, the kitten!"

Next:
For a moment, all of Clara's fears and worries faded away. But only for a moment.
"You have a hole in your plan... around that big." —Dack Fayden
The forge collapsed into the volcano, never to be seen again... until now.

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Post by dyd » 1 year ago

Caldera Forge
Legendary Land - Mountain
(t: Add r.)
Caldera Forge enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, if you control no legendary lands, you may put Caldera Forge from your hand, graveyard, or outside the game onto the battlefield.
The forge collapsed into the volcano, never to be seen again... until now.


Next:
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- "You did what with whom????"
- "Dwarves in the rutabagas? Again?"
– Paka, Femeref Farmer

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Post by void_nothing » 1 year ago

Digger in the Deep 1R
Creature - Dwarf Scout
Prowess
Digger in the Deep can't be blocked unless defending player sacrifices a land.
As long as Digger in the Deep is attacking and unblocked, other creatures with power 2 or less you control can't be blocked.
"Dwarves in the rutabagas? Again?" - Paka, Femeref farmer
1/1

Next:
"Behold, the thing to beat Heavy Rock: Spiky Rock!" - Toggo, goblin weaponsmith

"Why I don't like chasing nacatl dissidents: They're much faster than me. Why I like doing it: They're much smaller than me." - Knight-Captain Wyhorn
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Post by lookingupanddown » 1 year ago

Fragmentize 1RR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Create X colorless Equipment artifact tokens named Rock with "Equipped creature has +1/+0 and '1, , Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target." and equip 2, where X is the mana value of the artifact sacrificed to cast this spell. They can't be equipped this turn.
"Behold, the thing to beat Heavy Rock: Spiky Rock!"
—Toggo, goblin weaponsmith




Next:
"You have a hole in your plan... around that big."
—Dack Fayden

Only immortals and very long-lived scholars knew that the statue was always in motion.

A single instant distended into a lifetime.

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Post by dyd » 1 year ago

Imago of the First King 3g
Artifact Creature - Construct Incarnation
Defender, reach
~ gets +0/+2 for each creature on the battlefield.
As long as you are the monarch, ~ may attack as though it didn't have defender and deals combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Only immortals and very long-lived scholars knew that the statue was always in motion.
0/0


Next:
They approached one of the ancient skulls hanging on the walls of their underground chambers, each skull caked with grime and ash, but somehow still discernible.

The grass, already devastated, turned brittle and black beneath its decaying feet.

His face was horribly familiar, his features wrinkled and twisted by the years, his skin stretched like taffy over thin bones. But the eyes were wrong.


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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

Kotolo Plague -- 3BBB
Creature - Horror
Portend (When this enters the battlefield, you may activate an ability it has without paying its cost.)
BBB, T: Target land becomes a Waste, loses all abilities, and gains "T: Add C" until Kotolo Plague leaves the battlefield.
The grass, already devestated, turned brittle and black beneath its decaying feet.
6/6

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"It's good to see another human face."

"Don't be alarmed. It will convey your pheremones to its queen."

"So far I have discovered several hundred species unique to Lorvenvel. You are the hundred-and-first."

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Post by void_nothing » 1 year ago

Shimmer of Olantin XUU
Sorcery
Choose one -
Create a token that's a copy of target nontoken creature with mana value X or less.
Choose up to X target nontoken Human creatures you control. Create a token that's a copy of each of them.
"It's good to see another human face."

Next:
"...He will be called Death Riding Among Us, and Raging Fire, but his name will be Oakenshield." - The Anvilonian Grimoire

"I hate to say it, but I don't think the Chain Veil is done with me yet." - Liliana Vess
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Post by lookingupanddown » 1 year ago

Prophecy of Oakenshield BRG
Legendary Enchantment - Background
Commander creatures you own have trample and "At the beginning of your end step, you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand."
"...He will be called Death Riding Among Us, and Raging Fire, but his name will be Oakenshield."
—The Anvilonian Grimoire

Next:
For a moment, all of Clara's fears and worries faded away. But only for a moment.

"You have a hole in your plan... around that big."
—Dack Fayden

"Why I don't like chasing nacatl dissidents: They're much faster than me. Why I like doing it: They're much smaller than me."
—Knight-Captain Wyhorn

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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

Moment of Respite -- W
Instant
You can't play spells this turn. Other players can't play spells or activate abilities targeting you this turn.
Draw a card at the end of turn.[/i]
For a moment, all of Clara's fears and worries faded away. But only for a moment.
.
Next:
Sadly, Keoghan's funding had run out.

Moggo had a collection of pebbles, rocks, and boulders he kept in his pocket.

Take a closer look.

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Post by void_nothing » 1 year ago

Astral Cluescope 3
Artifact
Whenever a player casts a spell during another player's turn, investigate.
5, T: Copy target instant card with mana value 1 in your graveyard. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Take a closer look.

Next:
An archon is a faceless and pitiless embodiment of a specific law or custom.

"A confounding thought, isn't it - the moon may shine most beautifully at day, when none can see it." - Barrin, Principia
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