DCC - March 23, 2020

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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It looks like I'll never get the thread up at 10 PM, as I've threatened. The least I can do is try to get it back near 11.
Edited: Added Rithaniel's card.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 69 (+4)
Rithaniel 48 (+2)
slimytrout 46 (+1)
scarbo 45 (+2)
netn10 42 (+1)
Gateways7 38
jamblock 36
void_nothing 32 (+4)
folding_music 30 (+0)
RattingRots 25
Zemoo 24
Henlock 13
BOVINE 7
marioguy3 5
kwanyeegor-ii 3
FoilSquared 2

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Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing
netn10 ...Your card is totally busted. It's a one-sided Wrath for three.

Delusions of Grandeur 3g
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Dream 1g (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant for its dream cost. If you do, sacrifice it at end of turn.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has reach.

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Predict Maro's Teasers (4/14)

Form of the Ancients 4GGG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature with power 10 or greater
Flash
Hexproof
Enchanted creature gets +20/+20 and has hexproof and trample.

scarbo, void_nothing

netn10: this seems like a 3-mana one-sided wrath to me, or am I missing something?

Balthor, First from the Boat 1RR
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker (R)
Haste
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Berserker spells you cast have unleash.
2/2

vote: flatline, netn10

Violent Pheremones 1rg
Enchantment (R)
Untapped creatures you control get +1/+1
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature gains haste and vigilance until end of turn.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that creature fight target creature you control.

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Natural Authority GW
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
When Natural Authority enters the battlefield, your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance and reach.

Votes: void_nothing, scarbo

Crystal Curtain
Enchantment U
Creatures can't attack white planeswalkers or players who control a Plains unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
"We support our own, no matter which nation they hold their allegiance to."
—Mother Vaeel, the protector

[Flatline]

Votes: void_nothing, slimytrout (although I think it could be an UC or not legendary)

Lava Spitter r
Creature — Elemental (U)
Haste
Whenever Lava Spitter attacks, it deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
0/3

[scarbo]

vote: flatline, void_nothing

Infernal Tongues 1rr
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature you control dies, Infernal Tongues deals 1 damage to any target.
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Profane Conscription 1r
Instant - Adventure
Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token. It has "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

[netn10]

Predict Maro's Teasers (5/14)

Apex-Crowned Behemoth 1GG
Creature - Beast (Rare)
Mutate to +1/+1, trample, vigilance or hexproof (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter, trample, vigilance or hexproof counter on this creature.)
Other creatures you control gets +X/+X, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated.
3/3

[Rithaniel]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Coins of Ulathra
Enchantment R
When Coins of Ulathra enters the battlefield, distribute X coin counters among any number of target permanents.
: Untap and gain control of target permanent with a coin counter on it until end of turn. Remove a coin counter from that permanent. That permanent gains haste until end of turn.
A coin that can buy anything

[void_nothing]

Votes: scarbo, Rithaniel

Magus of the Routes 1U
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
1: Return target land you control to its owner's hand.
1, Discard a land card: Draw a card.
Spells of memory fill her brain with maps and ledgers.
2/1

[slimytrout]

flatline, void_nothing

Glory for the Glorious 1W
Instant (U)
Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by nonlegendary sources.