New Challenge Every Day - January 23rd: A Feud

[Subject16]

Today's Challenge:
A Feud

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points.

.::Scoring::.

Subject16 41 (2)
JovialJovian 39 (2)
Ink-Treader 39 (5)
Henlock 35 (2)
Guardman 34 (3)
dyd 33 (0)
Gateways7 33 (3)
void_nothing 29 (1)
netn10 28 (2)
BeneTleilax 7 (0)
Raptorchan 5 (0)
wizyard 3 (0)
Flatline 2 (2)

.::Note of the Day::.
I'm travelling to Portugal for most of February for work, so I don't know if I'll be active enough to keep this going then. If someone can cover for next month's threads I'll pick it back up in March.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Return to Alara

Ink-Treader, Subject16

Naya Brutalist RGW
Creature - Human Warrior (uncommon)
Whenever a gargantuan creature enters the battlefield under your control, Naya Brutalist deals 1 damage to each opponent, then you gain 1 life. (Creatures with combined power and toughness 7 or greater are gargantuan.)
4/3

IIW: Counters that aren't +1/+1 or -1/-1.

Votes: netn10, Gateways7

Jenara, Bane of Conquerors GWU
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying
Protection from creatures with greater power than ~.
Whenever one or more creatures attack you and/or planeswalkers you control, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
"Bant shall remain inviolate!"
2/2

IIW: Movie monsters, the sequel!

Subject16, Guardman

Trained Ceradon 3GW
Creature - Beast (C)
Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
~ may block an additional creature each combat.
2/5

IIW: Shakespeare reference

Vote: void_nothing and Guardman

Lulling Pulse 3UUU
Sorcery (R)
Improvise
Tap each artifact and creature target player controls. Those permanents don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
Sharuum realized that if Esper was to survive, it would need to suppress the other shards, lest another evil like Malfegor rise again.

IIW: A wipe, board or otherwise

Votes: JovialJovian, Ink-Treader

Filigree Sphinx 4wub
Artifact Creature - Sphinx
Flying
Salvage 5 (If this permanent would be destroyed, you may instead sacrifice any number of other artifacts with total converted mana cost 5 or greater. If you do, tap it and it gains indestructible until end of turn. Otherwise, it is destroyed.)
As long as there is etherium, there is perfection.
5/5

IIW: three-color God

Votes: Henlock, Ink-Treader

Vithian Archaeologist 2UR
Creature - Human Wizard (U)
When Vithian Archaeologist enters the battlefield, choose target card with flashback you own in your graveyard or exile. Return it to your hand if it's in your graveyard and put it into your graveyard if it's in exile.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard or a permanent enters the battlefield from your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
To avoid undeath, some human holdouts became Makhdahyndar's vassals.
1/4

IIW: Business is booming

Votes: Gateways7 and Ink-Treader

Grixian Undeath ubr
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of that creature. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

IIW: Gideon: Back from Death!

Votes: Henlock, Gateways7

Salvage WUB
Sorcery (Rare)
Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Fuse
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Salivate BRG
Sorcery (Rare)
Sacrifice any number of creatures. Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature for each creature sacrificed this way.
Fuse

IIW: Twist on split cards.

Jovialjovian, netn10

Lakeside Vineyard
Land (r)
: Add
, Add , , or , play this ability if you control three or less lands.

Guardman, Ink-Treader (Should have been "Cadaver-ador")

Yidris, Agent of Chaos 1GUR
Legendary Creature — Ogre Wizard (Rare)
Trample
Whenever Yidris, Agent of Chaos deals combat damage to a player, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs X or less, where X is the amount of damage dealt this way. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
"Energy from the nexus cascades through all Alara, and I am its conduit."
5/4

IIW: Food tokens

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, Gateways7

Kiora-Thassa's Feud U
Instant (Uncommon)
Target Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Draw a card.

IIW: Untold Eldraine Story

[Subject16]

dyd, Guardman

Devkarin Dissent 2BG
Enchantment (Rare)
Elves you control have menace.
1BG: Target Elf you control fights another target non-Elf creature.
"The swarm is strongest when given a steady hand. Something Vraska doesn't have."
—Izoni, Thousand-Eyed

IIW: Color bleeding

[Guardman]

Votes: Gateways7 and Henlock

Cantankerous Goblin 2r
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Menace
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Cantankerous Goblin fights that creature.
4/3
Be it dragons, demons, or even his own kin, he will fight anyone who dares to step foot on his lawn.

IIW: Double-Face Pokemon Cards

[Legend]

gate , net

[JovialJovian]

Votes: Guardman, netn10

Earth and Sky 1GU
As ~ enters the battlefield, each player chooses Earth or Sky.
Whenever a player who chose Earth taps a land for mana, that player adds one additional mana of any type produced.
Creatures controlled by players who chose Sky have flying

IIW: What will we do with all this meat?

[RattingRots]

Gateways7, dyd

Out for Blood 2RR
Enchantment (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield, search your library for a sorcery card, reveal it and put it into your hand.
Whenever two creatures fight, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

IIW: Enchant vehicle

[Gateways7]

Guardman, Subject16

Emnity 3B
Creature - Incarnation (uncommon)
Wither
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Emnity is in your graveyard, you may pay 2B. If you do, put a -1/-1 on target creature.
3/2

IIW: Pre-existing planeswalkers in new colors.

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: RattingRots and Subject16

Stoking Vengeance 1RR
Enchantment (R)
When Stoking Vengeance enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact an opponent controls.
Whenever a spell or ability destroys a permanent, creatures that permanent's controller controls must attack that spell or ability's controller during those creature's controller's next turn if able.

IIW: Inelegance

[dyd]

Votes: Guardman, Gateways7

Poltergeist Provocator 4ur
Creature - Spirit Rogue
Flying, Haste
As ~ enters the battlefield, choose two players. Each creature those players control attacks each combat if able and attacks the other player or a planeswalker they control if able.
Nothing amuses Bordwin more than his practical jokes, usually involving a few deaths. Well, nothing but instigating century-long rivalry among families with said jokes.
3/3

IIW: creature with an existing type printed on 0 or 1 cards (e.g. Germ, Saproling, Sable, Brushwagg, Coward, ...)

[void_nothing]

Votes: Gateways7, JovialJovian

Baneslayer Grudge W
Instant (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Angel you control or pay 4.
Exile target creature with power 4 or greater. If that creature is a Demon or Dragon, put a +1/+1 counter on each Angel you control.
Draw a card.

IIW: Core set style cards