The DCC - March 25th, 2023

[bravelion83]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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DCC Scoreboard

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netn10 71 (+1)
bravelion83 70 (+3)
wizyard 67 (+3)
Rithaniel 63 (+7)
void_nothing 51
marioguy3 44 (+3)
Riria 42 (+4)
RattingRots 32 (+1)
Levin * 14
kwanyeegor-ii 6
WhiteBorderStoneRain 3
MonoRedMage 2

Levin's probation: 20 days left.

Votes: Riria, Rithaniel

HM: marioguy3, void_nothing

Twisted Evangelist 3WW
Creature — Phyrexian Cleric (R)
Vigilance
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
3{G/U/P}, T: Proliferate. ({G/U/P} can be paid with G, U, or 2 life.)
Whenever you proliferate, if Twisted Evangelist is tapped, draw a card. This ability only triggers once each turn.
"When you've received the blessing of perfection, you can't help but share it with others."
3/3

riria, marioguy3

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@marioguy3
the second appearence of X should be a Y or be like written out, it seems like you're using the same variable for two diff things.. i like the concept tho

Glamcaster 2U
Creature - Faerie Wizard (R)
Flying
Whenever you cast an Aura spell that targets another creature you control, copy that spell. The copy targets Glamcaster.
1/2

Votes: bravelion83, Rithaniel

Ethereal Soothsayer 2WU
Creature — T'au Advisor (R)
Warpless (This creature ignores all spell effects except damage.)
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
2/2

SPOILER

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Yes, warpless would be a nightmare to spell out in the CR.

wizyard, Riria

HM: marioguy3 (this is a really great concept but this card is really close to an "I win" button on turn 4ish in almost any aggro deck, and gets even more insane if you ever draw it in multiples.)

Incendiary Cataclysm 4RR
Sorcery (R)
Choose three --
-~ deals 3 damage to target creature.
-~ deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
-Destroy target land.
-Create two treasure tokens.
-Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.

Votes: Rithaniel, RattingRots

Positions, Everyone! W
Enchantment (Rare)
When Positions, Everyone! enters the battlefield, choose a player to lead and another player to follow.
Whenever a lead player attacks with exactly one creature, that player draws a card.
Whenever a follow player attacks with exactly two creatures, each lead and follow player draws two cards.

Votes: marioguy3, wizyard

Final Insignificance B
Sorcery (R)
Choose one -
• Exile target creature with power 2 or less an opponent controls.
• Exile target enchantment with mana value 2 or less an opponent controls.
• Exile target planeswalker with loyalty 2 or less an opponent controls.

bravelion83 netn10

Votes: marioguy3, wizyard

Endless Possibilities
Sorcery M
Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card as long as it remains exiled. When you do, copy Endless Possibilities twice. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.
"With unending resources, many things become possible."

Votes - Riria, Rithaniel

Votes: bravelion83, Rithaniel

Night of the Removal
Sorcery (Rare)
Each player sacrifices a nonland permanent, then scry X, where X is the highest mana value among permanents sacrificed this way.
Flashback

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, Rithaniel

This is a modal DFC.

Nezumi Fastrider 3BB
Artifact Creature — Equipment Rat Spirit (R)
Menace
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control both an artifact and an enchantment, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Reconfigure 1BB
In life, he rode the fastest bike the Okiba have ever seen. In death, he infuses his gangmates' bikes to make them faster and scarier.
2/2

Nezumi Convert 1WW
Enchantment Creature — Aura Rat Spirit (R)
Vigilance
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control both an artifact and an enchantment, you draw a card and you gain 1 life.
Bestow 3WW
In life, he was adopted and raised by an Imperial kitsune who taught him the way of tradition. In death, he shows the way to those who happen to wander on his path.
2/2

[wizyard]

Rithaniel, marioguy3

Psionic Song U
Instant - Incantation (C)
Choose one -
* All players reveal their hands. Draw a card.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

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Dirge of Death B
Instant - Incantation (C)
Choose one -
* Target player that was dealt damage this turn loses 2 life.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

War Chorus R
Instant - Incantation (C)
Choose one -
* Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that dealt damage this turn.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

Gaea's Lullaby g
Instant - Incantation (C)
Choose one -
* Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

Harmonic Hymn W
Instant - Incantation (C)
Choose one -
* Destroy target Aura or Equipment.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

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Psionic Speech u
Instant (U)
Choose one -
* Target player mills three cards.
* Counter target Incantation spell.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

Psionic Psalm 1u
Instant (R)
Choose two -
* Scry 2.
* You may tap or untap target artifact, creature or land.
* Copy a mode of an Incantation card in your graveyard.

[Riria]

Votes: RattingRots, Rithaniel

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RattingRots: Warpless is supposed to let you dodge wraths and sacrifice, it's not just weaker hexproof. Told you it'd be a nightmare to spell out in CR )

Corruption-Bound Psyker 1UR
Creature - Human Aberration Wizard (R)
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.
If an instant or sorcery you control would deal damage, it deals that much damage plus 1.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, put a -1/-1 counter on Corruption-Bound Psyker.
1/4

[Rithaniel]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Eternal Bonsai
Creature - Elder Plant U
Defender
Whenever a colorless or green creature enters the battlefield under your control, return Eternal Bonsai from your graveyard to the battlefield unless any player pays .
"Never underestimate the tenacity of something older than you."
—Kzazzasa, the Forgotten
0/2

[RattingRots]

void_nothing, marioguy3

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Riria: Probably just giving saying spells that don't deal damage can't target it would be cleaner, and the same most of the time.

Rithaniel: So I just get to do this infinitely forever? That seems insane.

Zhalfirin Cascade
Land (R)
T: Add C
T, Put ~ on the bottom of its owner's library: The owner of target land puts it on the top or bottom of their library.

[marioguy3]

Votes: wizyard, Rithaniel

Window into Reincarnation
Enchantment - Saga (Rare)
I: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
II: You gain 4 life and draw a card.
III: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

[netn10]

Votes: void_nothing, Rithaniel

A Sword to Match a Throat W
Sorcery (Digital-Rare)
Choose a player. Draft a Sword with protections from that player's deck, color-wise.
On Mirrodin, you either must prepare for every threat - or you must be the threat.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Riria, netn10

Trade in Toil and Blood 1B
Sorcery (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 3 life and sacrifice a creature.
Draw three cards.
Islandcycling 2