DCC - August 7, 2019

[Flatline]

The DCC: 08/07/19

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Let's see if I can get to bed at a reasonable hour tonight.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 20 (+4)
Henlock 18 (+7)
emily 16 (+3)
netn10 15 (+2)
bravelion83 13 (+0)
Legend 11 (+1)
void_nothing 11 (+3)
folding_music 7 (+0)
Rithaniel 7 (+1)
kwanyeegor-ii 7 (+2)
marioguy3 7 (+2)
archemediesx 6 (+3)
melliflourence 5
shukkets 4 (+0)
wizyard 1

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Votes: kwanyeegor, henlock

Lullwing Lammasu 2w
Creature — Lammasu (R)
Flying
As long as it's your turn, triggered abilities your opponents control don't trigger.
2/1

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, archemediesx

Monstrous Aberration 6UUU
Creature - Leviathan (Mythic Rare)
Whenever Monstrous Aberration attacks, defending player sacrifices two non-token permanents.
Monstrous Aberration cannot attack unless each player controls an island.
UU: Target land becomes an island until end of turn. Activate this ability only during your turn.
7/8

Votes: Flatline, Henlock

Congealed Pain 1BR
Creature - Elemental Spirit R
First strike
If Congealed Pain is in your hand and an opponent would lose exactly 3 life, you may pay 3 life and reveal Congealed Pain from your hand. If you do, put Congealed Pain onto the battlefield and that opponent loses no life instead.
3/1

Votes: Legend, void_nothing
Honorable mentions: Flatline, netn10 (whole lot of good ones this time around!)

Curse of Intrusive Thoughts 5BB
Enchantment — Aura Curse (M)
Enchant opponent
If enchanted player would draw a card, they may pay 7 life. If they don't, search that player's library for a card and put it into their hand instead. Then that player shuffles their library.
"Isn't it better to let me do all the thinking for you?" — Davriel

votes: archemediesx; netn10

Donu and Deca, 1WU
Legendary Creature - Homonculus, R
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Donu and Deca.
As long as there are an odd amount of counters on Donu and Deca, they gain absorb X, where X is the number of counters on Donu and Deca.
As long as there are an even amount of counters on Donu and Deca, at the end of each of your turns, each of your opponents puts cards from the top of their library into their graveyard, where X is the number of counters on Donu and Deca.
1/4

Votes: archimediesx, henlock

Wulver River-Gazer 3G
Creature - Werewolf Druid (R)
Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay 2(G/U). If you do, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's an Illusion in addition to its other creature types.
3/4
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Yanngu had never before seen such organic looking mirror magic.

Votes: Henlock, void_nothing

Devour the Past 2{b/g}
Instant (Common)
Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the toughness of the card you exiled.
"Those who learn from their past may find it quite tasty."
- Kediva, Worms Conjurer

Votes: Flatline, marioguy3

Quartz Boulder 3
Artifact (U)
1, T, Sacrifice Quartz Boulder: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a planeswalker you control.
2, T, Sacrifice Quartz Boulder: Destroy target creature that's attacking you or a planeswalker you control.
"A solution to sieges typical of Takhmashib: Efficient and cruel." - Sánbuin the Havenglass

Votes: Flatline, Emily

Blighted Morass
Land (C)
Blighted Morass enters the battlefield tapped.
When Blighted Morass enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature
from an opponent's graveyard. If you do, you gain 1 life.
T: Add B or G

@ Flatline: I remember your puppy. The rivalry between cats and dogs is just a myth, and I know it from experience. When I was a child, there were two dogs and five cats in my grandmother's house (and two turtles in the garden), all living together. Now none of them is with us anymore, including my grandparents. I remember them all very fondly.

Votes: emily, Flatline

The last three days were different uses of flash. Now I'll do the same thing with a block keyword: graft. Day 1 today.

Cytoplast Merchant 2U
Creature — Human Wizard (R)
When Cytoplast Merchant enters the battlefield, move any number of +1/+1 counters from other permanents you control onto Cytoplast Merchant.
Graft 1 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
2U: Exile Cytoplast Merchant, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
0/1

rithaniel Emily

Rending Titan 8
Artifact Creature--Golem (Rare)
8, T, Put Rending Titan on top of its owner's library: Choose a creature of each creature type, then destroy those creatures
10/7

netn10, Marioguy

Draw Blood 1r
Sorcery (c)
Draw Blood deals 1 damage to any target.
Add rr

void_nothing , Henlock

Biosculpter (Mythic)
3gu
Creature - Vedalken Druid
3/3
Flash
You may have Biosculpter enter the battlefield as a 1/1 Beast with defender or as a 5/5 Bird with flying. If you do, another target creature becomes a copy of it.

[Flatline]

Votes: Rithaniel, bravelion83

Self-Made Man 1
Artifact Creature — Human Construct (U)
Modular 1 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)
Outlast 2 (2, t: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
0/0

[Legend]

Rithaniel , folding_music

Memory Drain (Rare)
XU
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays X. Its controller puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: archemediesx, Henlock

Submerge in Madness 3{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}
Sorcery M
Each player with more than ten cards in their library exiles cards from the top of their library equal to the difference.
"I don't use this spell very often, but it's always entertaining to see an entire plane at the brink of insanity."
—Ulaketh, the Bringer of Terror

[marioguy3]

Votes: archemediesx, Rithaniel

Scheming Villain 3BG
Legendary Creature - Cell (Mythic Rare)
Whenever Scheming Monster becomes the target of a spell or ability, if it attacked this turn, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures. They can't be regenerated.
1U: Until end of turn, Scheming Monster gains hexproof as long as it hasn't attacked or doesn't attack this turn.
2/2
"N is for no survivors, when you..."
--Sheldon Plankton

[folding_music]

votes: marioguy3, Legend

Pareidolia, 2U
Enchantment, R
At the beginning of your upkeep, simultaneously reveal a card from your hand and the top card of your library. If you do and those cards have the same power, the same toughness, or the same casting cost, draw a card.

[shukkets]

Votes: emily, bravelion83

Sar Khan, Lord of Tarkir 4URG
Legendary Creature - Dragon Shaman (M)
Flying, protection from Dragons and planeswalkers
Sar Khan, Lord of Tarkir can't be countered.
Whenever Sar Khan, Lord of Tarkir enters the battlefield or attacks, you may put a Dragon or Sarkhan permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
7/7
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Acting as a foci for the Ur-Dragon's worldspell changed Sarkhan wholly and utterly. He has no complaints.

[Sagharri]

Votes: Henlock, void_nothing

Questionable Loyalty U
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
3U: Gain control of enchanted creature.
There never was if, but just when.

[netn10]

Votes: Rithaniel, Legend

Conjure from Muck B
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Populate twice. You lose half your life, rounded up.

[bravelion83]

Votes: Flatline, netn10 ("...where X is the exiled card's toughness.")

Cytoplast Collector 3G
Creature — Mutant Beast (R)
Trample
Graft 3 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
XGG: Put X +1/+1 counters on Cytoplast Collector.
0/0

[emily]

Votes: bravelion83, Henlock

Edge of Madness 2
Artifact — Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and can't attack or block unless its controller discards a card.
Equip 2

[void_nothing]

Votes: Rithaniel, folding_music

Righteous Reversal 3WW
Instant - Serra's (R)
You gain 7 life for each attacking creature your opponents control.
Even Urza could focus on a greater enemy.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

flatline shukkets

Demon of the Rampart WBBB
Creature--Demon (Mythic)
flash
Flying
All creatures with defender you control have first strike, lifelink, and deathtouch
4/3

[Henlock]

Legend, Flatline

Zealous Devotion 1w
Enchantment (u)
Sacrifice a creature: You gain hexproof until end of turn.
Sacrifice Zealous Devotion: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.