DCC - August 5, 2019

[Flatline]

The DCC: 08/05/19

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Sorry I'm late. I fell asleep on the couch. I really need to start sleeping more.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 13 (+4)
bravelion83 12 (+1)
emily 12 (+8)
Henlock 10 (+3)
netn10 8 (+3)
folding_music 7 (+2)
void_nothing 5 (+1)
kwanyeegor-ii 5 (+2)
Legend 5 (+4)
Rithaniel 4 (+2)
melliflourence 3
marioguy3 3 (+0)
archemediesx 3 (+1)
shukkets 2 (+1)
wizyard 1

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Votes: netn10, Legend

Ragtag Captain rw
Creature — Human Soldier (R)
Creature tokens you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 0/0 red Soldier creature token with haste.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only thing holding this motley crew together!"
2/2

Votes: netn10, rithaniel

Biceps For Brains 2G
Sorcery (U)
Choose one:
-Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. Then, you draw cards equal to that creature's power.
-Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Votes: emily, folding_music

Darklight Bonfire 2BR
Enchantment (Rare)

Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: Darklight Bonfire deals 1 damage to any target. Damage dealt this way cannot be prevented.

Votes: Archemiedesx, emily

Futility 1www
Enchantment - Aura (r)
Flash
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent has no abilities.

Votes: Flatline, Henlock

King of Silence 2WU
Creature — Human Advisor (R)
Flash
When King of Silence enters the battlefield, exile target spell.
Spells with the same name as the exiled card can't be cast.
"The king has been sleeping for centuries. Make no noise, else you risk to awaken him and taste his revenge."
—Alan Ganton, Viceroy
1/3

Votes: Flatline, Henlock

Wandering Scholars

2(g/u)

Creature - Advisor Nomad

1(g/u)(g/u), T: Until end of turn, target creature gets -2/-0 and target creature gets +0/+2.

2/2

Votes: folding_music, emily

Command the Meek 1U
Enchantment - Aura U
Enchant creature with power 0 or less.
You control enchanted creature.
It is a faint spell, one that would break if the subject fought back with even the slightest resistance.

votes: Emily; kwanyeegor-ii

Stone Soup, 2
Artifact, rare
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put an ingredient counter on Stone Soup if that creature has a creature type that no other creature on the battlefield shares.
Remove all ingredient counters from Stone Soup: Creatures you control have base power and toughness X until end of turn, where X is the number of ingredient counters removed this way.

Votes: netn10, Legend

Buddy System 1W
Enchantment (Un-U)
When Buddy System enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Creatures can't attack or block alone.
One truly is the loneliest number.

Votes: Flatline, Emily

Riotous Inciter R
Creature - Human Berseker (C)
T: Target creature gains haste. If a creature
controlled by an opponent gains haste in this way,
it attacks this turn if able.
1/1

Votes: Legend, Henlock

Naxos, the Dealer 2BB
Legendary Creature - Demon (Rare)
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, an opponent chooses one -
* You discard a card.
* You lose 2 life.
* That player draws a card.
6/6

kwanyeegor-ii , flatline

Symbolic Victory (Mythic)
5w
Sorcery
You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have six or more emblems, you win the game."

votes - voidnothing, Emily

Veil Court Sneak1UB
Creature - Befallen Rogue (U)
When Master of Fleets enters the battlefield, target player becomes the sovereign.
Menace
Whenever Veil Court Sneak deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. If that player is the sovereign, draw two cards instead.
1/3

(The sovereign is a game object in the same vein as the monarch. Whenever a player deals combat damage to the sovereign, they become the sovereign; however the sovereign itself does not have any associated rules text.)

bravelion83 legend

Phyrexian Shield-Hound 1W
Creature--Hound (Uncommon)
T: Tap target creature with a -1/-1 counter on it and you gain 1 life
0/3

Votes: shukkets, Rithaniel

Will of Qal Sisma 3GUR
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant land
You control enchanted land.
Enchanted land is a 6/4 green, blue, and red Elemental creature with first strike, haste, and trample in addition to its other types.

[Flatline]

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Collection Drive wb
Sorcery (U)
Create two 1/1 white and black Cleric creature tokens with extort. (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {w/b}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

[folding_music]

votes: mellifluoresce; void_nothing

Me Upon Waking, 0
Creature - Eldrazi, M
Ingest
Whenever a card would enter your hand, your graveyard or your library, exile that card and put a yum counter on it.
3/3

[Rithaniel]

Votes: marioguy3, Legend

Guise Elemental 1UR
Creature - Elemental U
Creatures you control with base toughness greater than or equal to their base power get +0/+1 and have flying.
Creatures you control with base power greater than or equal to their base toughness get +1/+0 and have haste.
1/1

[Legend]

netn10 , mellifluoresce

Hammer Golem (Uncommon)
3
Artifact Creature - Golem
0/0
Armed 2 (This creature enters the battlefield equipped with a colorless artifact Equipment token. It has "Equip 2" and "Equipped creature gets +2/+2.")

[shukkets]

Votes: Legend, void_nothing

All Is Well? WW
Tribal Enchantment - Illusion (R)
During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells.

[marioguy3]

Votes: Flatline, shukkets

The Spuzzem Returns 1UG
Creature - Elemental (Rare)
Flash
Whenever one or more creatures deal combat damage to you, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls.
2/3
It doesn't take too kindly to the other folk that lurk around your area. You are its friend after all.

[archemediesx]

Votes: Net_10, Emily

Reversal of Fortune 3R
Sorcery (R)
Discard your hand. For each card discarded in this way,
draw a card and create a Treasure token.
(It's an artifact with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

[emily]

Votes: Flatline, Rithaniel

Keldon Fury 1R
Sorcery (C)
Keldon Fury deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's flashback cost was paid, it deals 13 damage to that permanent instead.
Flashback 5RR

[netn10]

Votes: void_nothing, Legend

Dream Conjurer 1UU
Creature - Elemental (Rare)
Whenever you draw a card, manifest it.
It makes dreams come true, but it does not know the difference between dreams and nightmares.
3/3

[bravelion83]

Votes: Henlock, Rithaniel

Selfless Archer 2RG
Creature — Human Archer (U)
Flash
Reach
When Selfless Archer enters the battlefield, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains reach until end of turn.
"No weapons? Here, take my bow!"
2/3

[kwanyeegor-ii]

flatline marioguy

War-Oak Caller 3G
Creature--Treefolk Shaman (Rare)
This spell can't be countered
Reach, protection from blue
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with toughness 4 or greater
2/3

[void_nothing]

Votes: shukkets, Amuzet

Resurrection Experiment 1B
Sorcery (R)
Choose target creature card in your graveyard. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, return that card to the battlefield. If you lose the flip, exile that card and return Resurrection Experiment to its owner's hand.

[Henlock]

netn10, Legend

The Mimic Hivemind 4uu
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter Avatar (r)
Transmute 1uu (1uu, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same converted mana cost as this card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Transmute only as a sorcery.)
Shapeshifter cards in your hand have Transmute 1uu
5/5