New Challenge Every Day - June 10th: Noodles

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Noodles

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 26 (+3)
JovialJovian 26 (+5)
void_nothing 18 (+3)
bravelion83 17 (+3)
haywire 13 (+1)
dyd 11 (+0)
netn10 10 (+1)
Venedrex 4
Pygyzy 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Pre-defined tokens (New or existing)

Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian

Boon of Orazca xgg
Sorcery
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
If you have the city's blessing, for each of X target permanents and/or players create an Aegis token attached to it. (They're Aura enchantments with "Enchant permanent or player" and "Enchanted permanent has ward 2".)

IIW: As long as ... isn't on the battlefield, it's a ... in addition to its other types (à la Grist, the Hunger Tide)

Votes: JoviaJovian, void_nothing

Ever-Forging Furnace 3
Artifact (Rare)
R, T: Create a Sword token. (It's an artifact equipment with "Equipped creature get +1/+0" and "Equip 1.")
W, T: Create a Shield token. (It's an artifact equipment with "Equipped creature get +0/+1" and "Equip 1.")

IIW: Vehicle that creates noncreature token/s

votes: slimytrout, bravelion83

Bonemass 1BB
Creature - Skeleton Ooze (R)
Whenever Bonemass or another nontoken creature dies, create a Bone token (It's an artifact with T, sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard.)
Bonemass gets +1/+1 for each Bone you control.
Sacrifice four Bones: Return Bonemass from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
1/1

IIW: Movies

Votes: JoviaJovian, void_nothing

Jewel Collector 3RR
Creature — Human (R)
Jewel Collector has haste and trample as long as you control a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control exactly two among a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token, you may create one of the kind you don't control.
"My collection must be complete!"
3/3

IIW: druids

JovialJovian, void_nothing

Grindshell Turtle 1U
Creature - Turtle (U)
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a Rasp token. (It's an artifact with "1, T, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player mills two cards.")
Every ponderous step that it takes is accompanied by the shrill creaking of its massive shell.
1/4

IIW: Colorless member of an existing cycle

Jovialjovian, bravelion83

Artificer's Instinct 2u
Sorcery (U)
Exile target artifact. It's controller creates a tapped token copy of Sol Ring.
It's power transcends the Multiverse.

Iiw: A new take on UBR

Votes: slimytrout, haywire

Reverent Lookout 2W
Creature - Human Rogue (U)
Lifelink
When Reverent Lookout enters the battlefield, investigate.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
2/1

IIW: Serpents

netn10 bravelion83

[netn10]

Votes: Pygyzy, dyd

Her Noodly Highness
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Food (Rare)
All permanents are food in addition to their other types and have "2, T, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life."
Whenever a player sacrifice a food, draw a card.
Annihilator 4.
10/10

IIW: Blue and/or red food.

[dyd]

Votes: Pygyzy, slimytrout

Spaghetti Spear r
Artifact - Food Equipment
Equipped creature has first strike.
Equip 2
u: Spaghetti Spear becomes a Food artifact and gains "(u/R)(u/R)(u/R): Exchange control of Spaghetti Spear and target Equipment" and "2, t, Sacrifice this Food: You gain 3 life". (It's no longer an Equipment and is unattached.)
The key is not to let the buyer know you've already boiled it.


IIW: invisible pink unicorn

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, slimytrout

[slimytrout]

void_nothing, netn10

Yuchi, Eiganjo Chef 2RW
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (R)
Vigilance, haste
Whenever Yuchi, Eiganjo Chef or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token.
T, Sacrifice a Food: Yuchi, Eiganjo Chef deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
3/3

IIW: Planeswalkers with 2 or fewer cards

[JovialJovian]

votes: dyd, netn10

Pastabilities 2R
Sorcery (U)
Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards as long as they remain exiled.
At the beginning of your next end step, put any cards still exiled with Pastabilities into your graveyard and create that many Food tokens.

IIW: Animals not yet featured in cards

[void_nothing]

Votes: slimytrout, Pygyzy