New Challenge Every Day - May 17th: Bizarre subtype combinations

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Bizarre subtype combinations

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 51 (+4)
netn10 39 (+1)
dyd 34 (+4)
JovialJovian 33
void_nothing 28 (+2)
bravelion83 26 (+0)
Pygyzy 7 (+3)
Venedrex 3
Riria 2
haywire 1
duducrash 1
MonoRedMage 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Dangerous weather

Votes: Pygyzy, slimytrout

Acid Fog 2gg
Instant
Cast this spell only during combat after blockers are declared.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this combat.
Destroy all Auras and all Equipment attached to creatures that are attacking or blocking.

IIW: unblocked attacking creature(s) become(s) blocked.

Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

Water Typhoon 4UU
Sorcery (R)
Return all creatures to their owners' hands. Draw cards equal to half the number of creatures returned this way, rounded down.
As long as Water Typhoon is in your graveyard, players have no maximum hand size.
A circle of air and water, where everything ends and begins at the same time.

IIW: a regular card that's set on a plane from Planechase

votes: void_nothing, dyd

Aetheric Anticyclone 5GGG
Sorcery (M)
Target player puts any number of permanent cards from their hand onto the battlefield
Overload 3GG
Not so much summoning as it is banishing in reverse.

IIW: colorless instants or sorceries

Votes: slimytrout, dyd

Scrambling Storm 1R
Sorcery (Mythic)
Target player at random gains control of target permanent.
Storm
The claim after the storm.

IIW: White-black vehicle.

Pygyzy, dyd

Stifling Heat 1UR
Instant (U)
Stifling Heat deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Until end of turn, that permanent loses all abilities.
"You must be getting toasty under all that armor."

IIW: Traveling

pygyzy slimytrout

Votes: netn10, dyd

Thundersnow Squall 5WW
Snow Instant (R)
Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. Tap all nonsnow creatures. Each attacking creature tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to itself.

IIW: Obsolete creature types

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, dyd

The Flying Castle 5
Artifact Enchantment - Saga Vehicle (Mythic)
Flying
Crew 5
I: Target creature becomes 0/1 until The Flying Castle leaves the battlefield.
II: Create Turnip Head, a legendary 2/2 artifact Scarecrow creature.
III: Create Calcifer, a legendary 4/4 black Demon creature with flying.
10/10

IIW: Green blue vehicle

[slimytrout]

bravelion83, JovialJovian

hm: netn10 -- flavor text is amazing, but card is super broken

Mirror Sliver 1WU
Enchantment Creature - Shard Sliver (U)
2, Sacrifice Mirror Sliver: Scry 1, then draw a card.
Slivers you control are Shard enchantments in addition to their other types. (They have 2, Sacrifice this permanent: Scry 1, then draw a card.)
Niko was horrified to realize that the sliver was not contained within their mirror, but rather the opposite.
2/2

IIW: "Repeat this process"

[dyd]

Votes: slimytrout, bravelion83

Gold Mine
Artifact Land – Gold Mine
When Gold Mine enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay 2.
t: Add one mana of any color.
Sacrifice Gold Mine: Add one mana of any color.

IIW : being three colors matter

[bravelion83]

Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

Weildable Gravestone 3
Artifact — Equipment Fortification (R)
Equipped or fortified permanent has indestructible and "X, T: Return target permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand."
Equip 3
Fortify 3
Use it as a shield or to empower your own grave.

IIW: a regular card that's set on a plane from Planechase

[JovialJovian]

votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

Urza's Maintenance Station
Artifact Land Creature - Urza's Assembly-Worker (R)
Whenever another Urza's land you control is tapped for mana, add an additional C.
T: Add C.
T: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
After thousands of years of constant maintenance, Urza's automatons have managed to improve upon their master's design.
1/1

IIW: Overload

[void_nothing]

Votes: bravelion83, JovialJovian

Auric Colossus 8
Enchantment Artifact Creature - Gold Giant (R)
Each other enchantment creature you control gets +1/+1.
Each other enchantment artifact you control has "Sacrifice another enchantment: Untap this artifact."
When Auric Colossus dies, destroy target nonenchantment permanent, then add three mana of any one color. Until the end of your next turn, you don't lose mana as steps and phases end.
Sacrifice Auric Colossus: Add one mana of any color.
6/6

IIW: Return to Amonkhet

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - netn10, slimytrout

[kwanyeegor-ii]

dyd jovialjovian