New Challenge Every Day - February 23rd: Cards that are good in Limited, but bad in Constructed

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Cards that are good in Limited, but bad in Constructed

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 50 (+2)
void_nothing 47 (+2)
dyd 44 (+2)
netn10 39
Riria 24 (+2)
Ink-Treader 20
bravelion83 20 (+2)
OneAndOnly 12
Daylit 7
FoilSquared 5

.::Note of the Day::.

Two votes all around, imagine that.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Wizards

Votes: Riria, void_nothing

Wizards of the Cost 3wub
Creature - Vedalken Wizard
Flying, indestructible
At the beginning of each upkeep, choose one. Until end of turn, each spell and activated ability that is not a mana ability costs that much more. —
- Pay 3.
- Pay 2 life.
- Discard a card.
3/6

IIW: a new keyword with rules that include a creature type (as in soulshift, amass, embalm, living weapon or Un-mechanics squirrellink, knightlifelink, ...)

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Karob, Court Wizard 3U
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard (R)
When Karob, Court Wizard enters the battlefield, create a legendary Equipment token named Karob's Wand with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has flying", "Equip Wizard 0", and "Equip 2U". You may attach that token to Karob, Court Wizard.
"Levitation isn't that hard to do if you use the right instruments. Let me take my wand and show you."
2/2

IIW: A card inspired by a chemical element

Votes: dyd, Riria

Circle of Evershapers GUB
Creature - Human Warlock Wizard Druid (Rare)
Hexproof
T: Destroy target permanent. Its controller may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.
3/3

IIW: Expand white

Votes: bravelion83, JovialJovian

Vasher, Strifelover 2WUB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Artificer Warrior (MR)
First strike, deathtouch
When Vasher enters the battlefield, destroy target creature.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Vasher.
Remove X +1/+1 counters from Vasher: X can't be zero. Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/1 artifact creature until end of turn. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. At the beginning of the next end step, move all +1/+1 counters on it onto Vasher.
2/2

IIW: Modernized fairytales

Votes: bravelion83, JovialJovian

Ghitu Mind-Master 1RR
Creature - Human Nomad Wizard (R)
Protection from flying (This creature can't be damaged, blocked, or targeted by anything with flying.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a chant counter on Ghitu Mind-Master.
T: Add R for each chant counter on Ghitu Mind-Master.
Some Ghitu smiths seek the advice of hermit meditation masters, who carry everywhere their magically-formed homes of fire and dust.
2/2

IIW: Simic guild mechanics

[dyd]

Votes: bravelion83, Riria

Burning Mana 2
Instant
Target player sacrifices an artifact or creature with converted mana cost 1, 2 or 3.
"Nice ring you had there..."

IIW: shaving yaks

[bravelion83]

@void_nothing I just noticed the title of this thread says it's January!

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Hieromancer's Shackles 1W
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Enchanted creature has defender.
Whenever enchanted creature blocks a creature you control, you gain 2 life.
W: Enchanted creature can't block this turn.

IIW: A card inspired by a chemical element

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Riria

Righteous Brawler 6W
Creature - Rhino Monk (U)
First strike, trample
When Righteous Brawler enters the battlefield, each player draws a card.
"These are not merely my fists alone. They are the hands of Akrasa."
6/6

IIW: A legend from your favorite faction

[netn10]

Votes; void_nothing, bravelion83

Slimifiy XGU
Instant (Uncommon)
Counter target spell with converted mana cost X. Create an X/X green Ooze creature token.
"Goo for it."

IIW: Strixhaven.

[Riria]

Votes: dyd, bravelion83

Programmed Execution 1B
Sorcery (U)
Overt (Whenever this card enters your hand or you start the game with it in your hand, you may reveal it and keep it revealed. If you don't, it can't be cast from your hand.)
Destroy target creature.
You know the drill. And the table. And the chair.

IIW: Puns