New Challenge Every Day - February 9th: Seven targets

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Seven targets

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 18 (+3)
Ink-Treader 16 (+2)
netn10 15 (+3)
dyd 14 (+4)
OneAndOnly 12
void_nothing 12 (+2)
Riria 8 (+0)
FoilSquared 5

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
A defeated Magic villain's revenge

votes: dyd, netn10

Vuel, Evincar of the Shadows 1WUB
Legendary Creature - Human
Shadow
When Vuel blocks a creature, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures without shadow this turn.
WUB: If target creature has shadow, it loses shadow. Otherwise that creature gains shadow. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
3/4

IIW: Cryptids

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Baral's Escape 2uu
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant artifact or creature
When Baral's Escape enters the battlefield, you may counter target spell.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
"Trapping ME in the Dhund? Great move, Nalaars. Very smart of you."

IIW: anti-tribal

Vote: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Votes: dyd, JovialJovian

Bolas's Meditative Retort UUUBR
Sorcery (MR)
This spell can't be countered and costs U less to cast for each time you cast it this game,
Target player discards two cards, sacrifices a creature, loses 4 life if they don't have two cards to discard, and loses 4 life if they don't have a creature to sacrifice. Return Bolas's Meditative Retorn to your library X'th from the top, where X is 5 minus the number of times you cast this spell this game.
"You imprisoned a genius with dimensional powers in a plane where they had nothing to do but think. You basically consented to this." - Nicol Bolas

IIW: Grindy Recursion.

Votes: Ink-Treader, dyd

Xenagos' Revenge 4RG
Sorcery (Mythic)
Exile your graveyard and Xenagos' Revenge. Add mana of any color for each card exiled this way. Until end of turn, you may cast spells exiled this way.
You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card." and "At the end of turn, you lose the game."
"I'm too happy to die."

IIW: "Copy target creature spell."

Votes: Ink-Treader, netn10

Konda's Immutable Laws WW
Legendary Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a number. That player can only cast spells with converted mana cost equal to the chosen number and attack with creatures with converted mana cost equal to that number this turn.

IIW: Simplicity

dyd jovialjovian

[dyd]

Votes: void_nothing, JovialJovian


Reallocate 4rrr
Sorcery
Gain control of seven target permanents until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.
"It's my lucky number."


IIW: Sarkhan

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: dyd, void_nothing

Septic Wyrd 5BB
Sorcery (R)
Seven target creatures each get -7/-7 and gain "When this creature dies, you lose 1 life" until end of turn.

IIW: Emotions

[Daylit]

Vote: Dyd, Void_nothing

my wording for this card might not be proper...
Essence Incorporation 2WWUUBB
Instant (M)
Choose up to one target of each of the following:
-a creature,
-a planeswalker,
- an artifact,
-an enchantment,
- a spell
- and an activated or triggered ability.
Exile each of them. Target player gains life equal to the total converted mana cost of cards exiled this way.

IIW: Rune or Rune matters

[JovialJovian]

votes: void_nothing, dyd

@Daylit it's unconventional, but I see nothing particularly wrong with the wording, I can easily understand what it does.

Spasmotic Vigor 7G
Sorcery
This spell costs 1 less to cast for each target you don't control.
Seven target creatures each get +7/+7 until end of turn. Untap those creatures.

IIW: Cryptids

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Prepare the Party 2GW
Instant (Mythic)
If you target seven different creatures with Prepare the Party, you win the game.
Until end of turn, up to one:
* Target Cleric gains lifelink.
* Target Druid gains indestructible.
* Target Knight gains double strike.
* Target Rogue gains deathtouch.
* Target Shaman gains trample.
* Target Warrior gets +2/+2.
* Target Wizard gains flying.

IIW: Seven Deadly Sins.

IIW: Seven deadly sins.

[Riria]

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Calm *After* the Storm 0
Instant (R) (Color indicator: Blue)
Counter seven target spells.
Cycling 2

IIW: Dinars

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Reality Parabola 7UU
Instant (R)
Choose up to seven target permanents. Return the first, third, fifth, and seventh of them to their owners' hands. Create a token that's a copy of each of the second, fourth, and sixth of them.

IIW: A twist on a past cycle