New Challenge Every Day - January 19th: A card you wouldn't vote for but would enjoy playing with

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
A card you wouldn't vote for but would enjoy playing with

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 58 (+3)
Ink-Treader 45 (+4)
netn10 42 (+2)
JovialJovian 39
dyd 37 (+2)
Riria 33 (+4)
void_nothing 26 (+0)
OneAndOnly 25 (+2)
Pygyzy 6 (+1)
MonoRedMage 4
kwanyeegor-ii 1
BaconCatBug 0

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
New types of animal-folk

Votes: Ink-Treader, slimytrout

Arachnum Potion Maker 2g
Creature - Spider Druid
t: Add B or G.
, : Target creature gains reach and deathtouch until end of turn. You can't activate this ability during combat.
The most potent elixirs of the arachna people are refined from their own ancestral poison gland.
2/3

IIW: logorrhea

Votes: Pygyzy, OneAndOnly

Fawn of the Glade UG
Enchantment Creature - Centaur Deer (MR)
When Fawn of the Glade or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
At the beginning of end step, if there are four or more tapped creatures you don't control on the battlefield, you may sacrifice Fawn of the Glade. If you do, search your library for any number of land cards and put them on the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
2/3

IIW: Stakes and torches

Riria, Oneandonly

Therian Mimic W
Creature - Ox Shapeshifter (R)
Link (This creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control with link.)
Other creatures you control are Oxen in addition to their other types and have link.
0/1
"One of us..."

IIW: SCP Foundation

Votes: Ink-Treader, dyd
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Ertmund of the Quill -- 1RR
Legendary Creature - Porcupine Berserker
Boast 1R - Ertmund deals one damage to each creature blocking or blocked by it.
Boast 3R - Ertmund deals three damage to target creature blocking or blocked by it.
"He's got a six-inch knife? Well, I've got eight-inch quills!"
3/1
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IIW: Butterflies

Riria, netn10

Venombow Scorpius 1BG
Creature - Scorpion Archer (U)
Reach, wither
When Venombow Scorpius dies, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature with flying.
1/5

IIW: Mercy

Vote: Riria, slimytrout

Elite Cobraslayer 1GG
Creature - Mongoose Warrior (U)
Protection from creatures with deathtouch and/or wither.
Whenever Elite Serpentslayer attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls block it this turn if able.
3/2

IIW: Colored cards with C.

Votes: Ink-Treader, Riria

Speedy Harefolk G
Creature - Rabbit Rogue (Uncommon)
Hexproof
At the end of your turn, target opponent gains control of Speedy Harefolk.
"Not my fault I'm on the other side of the field now, you guys are just so slow!"
2/2

IIW: White is broken now because of this one card.

Votes: Ink-Treader, slimytrout

Manou Ship-Taker 2UU
Creature - Shark Pirate (U)
When Manou Ship-Taker enters the battlefield, tap up to two target artifacts and/or creatures.
At the beginning of your end step, for each player who controls three or more tapped nonland permanents, create a Treasure token.
3/3

IIW: Chemistry or alchemy

dyd netn10

Glyph Thief 1B
Creature--Raccoon Rogue (Common)
Haste
Whenever Glyph Thief attacks, you may pay 3B. If you do, defending player sacrifices an enchantment and loses 1 life and you gain 1 life
1/1

iiw the cure for something

[dyd]

Votes: Ink-Treader, slimytrout

Pagon, Titan of Frost's Rage SW
Legendary Snow Creature - Elder Giant
When Pagon enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless it escaped.
Whenever Pagon enters the battlefield or attacks, each player sacrifices a nonsnow permanent. If a player sacrifices a land this way, they create a snow Plains land token.
Escape—SSWW, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
6/6

IIW: a famous painting

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: dyd, void_nothing

Orthodox Iconoclast 1W
Creature - Human Cleric (R)
When Orthodox Iconoclast enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment. That permanent's controller gains life equal to that permanent's converted mana cost.
"Rejoice! You don't need such baubles for the gods to hear you!"
1/2

IIW: Colored cards with C

[FoilSquared]

Votes: netn10, Pygyzy

Chaotic Elemental 1BR
Creature - Elemental
Haste
Sacrifice Chaotic Elemental: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, put it onto the battlefield.
It has no physical form of it's own, so it takes the form of the raging storm.
3/3

IIW: Screenplay titles

[slimytrout]

void_nothing, Ink-Treader
hm: pretty much everyone else -- these were all really fun!

Cyclos, the Awakened Storm GUR
Legendary Creature - Elemental (M)
Flying
When Cyclos, the Awakened Storm enters the battlefield or is turned face up, it deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.
Ultramorph XGUR (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its ultramorph cost and put X +1/+1 counters on it.)
2/2


IIW: A card that Mark Rosewater wouldn't vote for

[Pygyzy]

Riria, Netn10

Bellowing Behemoth 3WW
Creature - Giant (U)
Tap an untapped creature you control: Bellowing Behemoth gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
"..oooOOOoooOOO..."
4/4

IIW: Extremely Niche Cards

[Riria]

Votes: Ink-Treader, netn10

Recant 2U
Instant (U)
Scry X, where X is twice the number of cards that were cast this turn, then draw a card.

IIW: FOUR

[netn10]

Votes: kwanyeegor-ii, void_nothing

Indexing the Library 3UU
Sorcery (Rare)
Scry 25.

IIW: Infect

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: void_nothing, kwanyeegor-ii
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The Last Supper -- 3WW
Enchantment - Saga
I: Create 12 Food tokens.
II: Exile the creature you control with the highest converted mana cost.
V: Return the creature exiled by II to play.
VII: You win the game.
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IIW: Distant lands

[kwanyeegor-ii]

oneandonly netn10

[void_nothing]

Votes: dyd, Ink-Treader

Fendeep Betrayer 4BB
Creature - Treefolk Shaman (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Fendeep Betrayer equal to that creature's toughness.
Fendeep Betrayer has indestructible and menace as long as a creature with toughness 4 or more you control died this turn.
4/6

IIW: Victories