New Challenge Every Day - December 28th: Pauper playable Vehicle

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Pauper playable Vehicle

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 59 (+3)
JovialJovian 58 (+1)
netn10 52 (+4)
void_nothing 49 (+2)
Riria 48 (+2)
dyd 46 (+0)
Pygyzy 28
OneAndOnly 28 (+2)
Raptorchan 24
caulkwrangler 22
MonoRedMage 6
FoilSquared 3
Ink-Treader 2 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 2
BaconCatBug 1

.::Note of the Day::.

It goes without saying these cards must all be common.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
what

Votes: Riria, netn10

What Do You Mean?
Instant
Counter target instant or sorcery spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard and its controller may cast an instant or sorcery spell with the same or lower converted mana cost from a graveyard without paying its mana cost.
"Sorry, lightning what?"

IIW: write a lot

Votes: slimytrout, Ink-Treader

Schrodinger's Charger 1RW
Creature - Human Weird Berserker (R)
Vigilance, haste
If Schrodinger's Charger would be declared as an attacker, instead Schrodinger's Charger's controller secretly chooses whether it is attacking or not.
Defending players may choose to assign blockers to Schrodinger's Charger before knowing whether it is attacking or not.
After blockers are declared, reveal your choice. If Schrodinger's Charger isn't attacking, destroy all creatures blocking it.
4/2

IIW: Please no

Riria, oneandonly

what U
Instant (Un-U)
Pay attention! (As you cast this spell, you must place it face up and read all it's nonreminder text. It resolves once read.)
What each opponent doesn't know is this spell counters their spells unless they return them to their hand before now.

IIW: Unusual Combinations

Edit: Ah ok thank you ill try to remember that.

Wow, lots of fun ideas this round! Difficult to pick.

netn10, void_nothing

Pardon Me? WU
Instant (U)
Return target spell to its owner's hand. Spells with that name cost 2 more to cast until your next turn.
"Please, you'll have to speak up."
-Reeka, mutemage

@Pygyzy -- I think I'm safe in assuming your card is an Un-card, but in general it makes it much easier if you label it as such (I usually do it next to the rarity) so that we don't have to guess.

IIW: Pretending

Votes: OneAndOnly (this card feels so old), slimytrout (that set sounds very interesting)

Question 2UU
Instant (Rare)
Counter each other spell.
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Answer
Instant (Rare)
Until end of turn, spells you control can't be countered.

IIW: Split card with a twist.

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian
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W Hat - 3ww
Legendary Enchantment - Aura
Companion - All the cards in your library are white.
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is a 4/4 Angel creature with flying, lifelink and vigilance.
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IIW: December 20, 2020

Votes - netn10, void_nothing

Votes: slimytrout, Ink-Treader

Pay What is Owed 1W
Instant (R)
Nonartifact permanents enter the battlefield tapped this turn.
Until end of turn, whenever a nonartifact permanent enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.

IIW: Fun with tokens

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: dyd, slimytrout
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Scaffa Mech - 3
Artifact - Vehicle
Whenever Scaffa Mech becomes crewed, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Crew 2
3/3
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IIW: December 20, 2020

[Riria]

Votes: slimytrout, netn10

Luxin Scuttler 3
Artifact - Vehicle (C)
Sunburst (This enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.)
You may remove a charge counter from Luxin Scuttler rather than pay its crew cost.
Crew 2
5/5

IIW: Indecision

[dyd]

Votes: netn10,slimytrout

Speeder r
Artifact - Vehicle
Haste
Crew 1
3/1

IIW: snowboard

[JovialJovian]

Pygyzy, void_nothing

Sparked Monowheel R
Artifact - Vehicle
Trample, haste
When Sparked Monowheel enters the battlefield, is becomes a creature until end of turn.
Crew 2
3/1

IIW: Really big shoes

[slimytrout]

Pygyzy, netn10

Royal Carriage 4
Artifact - Vehicle (C)
Vigilance
When Royal Carriage enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
As long as you're the monarch, Royal Carriage has crew 1.
Crew 3
4/4

IIW: Liquids other than water

[netn10]

Votes: slimytrout, OneAndOnly

Dwarven Shellwheel 4
Artifact - Vehicle (Common)
Convoke
Crew 2
4/4

IIW: Pauper playable equipment

[void_nothing]

Votes: Riria, netn10

Stealth Peacewalker 3
Artifact - Vehicle (C)
2: Stealth Peacewalker can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever Stealth Peacewalker becomes the target of a spell or ability, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays 2.
Crew 1
3/3

IIW: Underappreciated formats and variants