New Challenge Every Day - December 2nd: Metafiction

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Metafiction

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 94 (+1)
Riria 72 (+4)
dyd 69 (+2)
JovialJovian 66 (+3)
netn10 64 (+1)
void_nothing 58 (+4)
caulkwrangler 33 (+4)
Pygyzy 31
OneAndOnly 31 (+2)
FoilSquared 9 (+0)
kwanyeegor-ii 6
MonoRedMage 4
Oskeo 3
Raptorchan 3
Lorn Asbord Schutta 3
BaconCatBug 3

.::Note of the Day::.

netn10 voted for the same entry twice. Please also don't do this, but at the end of a month and beginning of a new one, it will probably affect little.

Oh, and as we've all known for about 20 days, slimytrout wins. A score of 94 is impressive enough before you consider that it's considerably higher than the winning DCC score this month, and that this contest doesn't award bonus points for winning the day.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Childhood memories

Votes: JovialJovian, netn10

Votes: void_nothing, JovialJovian
HM: Riria for the interesting card name

Playful Pup w
Creature - Dog
Playful Pup can't attack or block.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Playful Pup and an artifact you control phase out. If you do, you gain 3 life.
"Hey Rocky, let's play fetch!"
0/1

IIW: a new version of Phage or Karona

Votes: caulkwrangler, Riria

Lemon Tree 1g
Creature - Plant (U)
Defender
Lemon Tree enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
1, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Lemon Tree: Create a Food token.
0/2

IIW: Trolls

Votes: JovialJovian, dyd
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Go Fly a Kite -- W
Instant
Exile target creature. That creatures controller creates a 1/1 white Child creature token with the same name. When that Child deals damage or dies, return the exiled creature to the battlefield.
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IIW: Misspellings of famous cards

Votes: OneAndOnly, Riria

Playground Bully 1WB
Creature - Human Rogue (U)
Menace
Whenever Playground Bully enters the battlefield, exile target creature or artifact with converted mana cost 2 or less until Playground Bully leaves the battlefield.
3/1

IIW: Druid tribal

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Brutality G
Sorcery (U)
Target creature you control fights another target creature. If you controlled both creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.

IIW: Flood

votes: caulkwrangler, void_nothing

Big Dog GW
Creature - Dog
When Big Dog attacks, tap target Human creature defending player controls.
3/3

IIW: Keyword Salad (ie Majestic Myriarch)

Votes: caulkwrangler, caulkwrangler (HM: void_nothing, the idea of combining two elements is so flavorful, but it is hard to judge without knowing Alkali Elemental)

Balloon Collector 1W
Creature - Human (Uncommon)
2, T: Create a balloon token (It's an artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.)
"May your soul lift as high as my balloons."
2/2

IIW: Magic form of a card from another TCG.

caulkwrangler, void_nothing

Wizened Storyteller 2W
Creature - Human Advisor (U)
When Wizened Storyteller enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
2/1

IIW: sagas with static abilities

@netn10 I liked caulkwrangler's submission as well, but I still don't think you're allowed to vote for them twice.

Nostalgia 4Wr
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all permanents that had their first printing this century.
"Do you feel old now?"

Vote: Riria, Oneandonly
IIW: Ancient Magic

Votes: Riria, slimytrout

Diligent Study 2W
Enchantment (R)
When Diligent Study enters the battlefield, exile target creature until Diligent Study leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player draws a card.

IIW: Undoing things

[dyd]

Votes: Raptorchan, FoilSquared
(HM: slimytrout - I couldn't decide... but I'm quite sure you'll get enough of my votes for the rest of the month. Congratulation for the great score of November by the way - your designs are always interesting!)

Tim and Gary 4b
Legendary Creature - Human Zombie Wizard
When Tim and Gary enter the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to your devotion to black and you gain that much life.
t: Tim and Gary deal 1 damage to any target.
1/4

IIW: bubbles

[Riria]

Votes: JovialJovian, Pygyzy

Biogather Android 3
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
Curve Drop (If you cast this creature on the Xth turn, where X is its converted mana cost, its base power and toughness become X and it loses its other abilities.)
Flying
Whenever Biogather Android deals combat damage to a player, you gain life equal to the number of creatures that player controls.
Modal cards are like general-purpose AI - never particularly useless.
1/1

IIW: Meta-irony

[netn10]

Mistyped, sorry...

Votes: dyd, Raptorchan

Mana Dork R
Creature - Goblin (Uncommon)
T: Add R. Target opponent gains control of Mana Dork.
He is a little silly, but he provides mana like nobody else.
1/2

IIW: Food, clues and treasures.

[Pygyzy]

In-Joke
Instant
Choose any target, then choose a card name. Ask an opponent a yes or no question, then vote for this or that.
Draw a card.
Get it?

Riria, Oneandonly
IIW: Cards

[slimytrout]

void_nothing, netn10

Fourth Wall 2UB
Artifact Creature - Wall (U)
Defender
When Fourth Wall dies, each opponent reveals their hand. You may reveal a nonland card from your hand that shares a name with a card in an opponent's hand. If you do, you draw a card and each opponent discards all cards with the same name as the revealed card.
4/4

IIW: Pretending

[Raptorchan]

Votes: slimytrout, netn10

Mana Flood 2g
Instant (R)
Target player adds seven mana of any one color minus one for each card in that player's hand.

IIW: Sacrifice

[JovialJovian]

votes: Riria, OneAndOnly

Twist in the Second Act 2WW
Enchantment - Saga
I - Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
II - Transform Twist in the Second Act
III - Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance
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Bleak Ending
BEnchantment - Saga
II - Until the end of your next turn, you can't attack or be attacked.
III - Sacrifice a creature, then create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
IV - Destroy all nontoken creatures.

IIW: "Keyword Salad" (ie: Majestic Myriarch)

[caulkwrangler]

Votes: dyd, FoilSquared

This was a great round everyone, I would vote for you all if i could!

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: dyd. netn10
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Graveyard -- 2B
Instant
Destroy target creature.
/ / / / / /
Sideboard -- 3W
Instant
Exile target creature.
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IIW: Things that taste bad

[void_nothing]

Votes: Raptorchan, FoilSquared

Guff's Vision U
Instant (U)
You may tap or untap target creature. Look at the bottom card of each player's library. You may put any number of those cards into their owner's graveyards. Shuffle Guff's Vision into its owner's library.
"Yeah, I've seen how this one ends."

IIW: Partner with