New Challenge Every Day - November 11th: Cards based on lyrics to songs

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Cards based on lyrics to songs

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 33 (+1)
void_nothing 23 (+1)
dyd 23 (+2)
netn10 22 (+2)
Riria 16 (+2)
JovialJovian 16 (+2)
OneAndOnly 7 (+3)
Pygyzy 7 (+3)
kwanyeegor-ii 4
Oskeo 3 (+2)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 1
FoilSquared 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Encore (the Commander Legends mechanic)

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Unified Army 2W
Creature - (MR)
Changeling
Unified Army's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
At the beginning of your end step, if the total power of creatures you control is 20 or greater, you win the game.
Encore 2WUBRG
*/*

IIW: pushed land destruction

Votes: Riria, slimytrout

Mocking Duo ur
Creature - Homunculus Kobold
Mocking Duo can't be blocked.
Whenever Mocking Duo attacks, goad each creature defending player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)
Encore 2ur
Rejected by their own kind, Kbldlvr and Rhomhank found consolation in their shared hatred for crowds.
0/1

IIW: haste + defender

Votes: Oskeo, Pygyzy
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Scrabblefoot Swarm -- G
Creature - Rat
When Scrabblefoot encore cost is paid, it creates three times as many copies.
Encore 3GG
1/1
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IIW: Projection

Votes: dyd, Oskeo

Extravagant Performer 2RR
Creature - Human Rogue (R)
When Extravagant Performer enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to each opponent.
When Extravagant Performer deals combat damage to a player, if it entered the battlefield this turn, that player discards their hand.
Encore 3BB (3BB, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)
Rakdos performances always end in a bang.
3/3

IIW: Druid tribal

Votes: Riria, OneAndOnly

Pullen-Breath Hydra XG
Creature - Hydra (Uncommon)
Pullen-Breath Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Encore XGGG
The Golgari way of saying "stay out of our sewers."
0/0

IIW: Three colored vehicle.

Pygyzy, OneAndOnly

Mutineer Captain 2UR
Creature - Orc Pirate
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature as long as ~ remains on the battlefield. Untap that creature, it gains haste until end of turn.
Encore 5RR
"I'm in charrge now, mates!"
3/1

IIW: Sponsored content

OneAndOnly, Pygyzy

Master Beastcaller 2RG
Creature - Elf Shaman (R)
When Master Beastcaller enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain your choice of trample, vigilance, or first strike until end of turn.
Encore 3RRGG
3/3


IIW: Allies

Sirdes, Traitor Prince 3UBR
Legendary Creature — Zombie Noble (MR)
Each creature card in your graveyard has encore 2b.
5/5


Jovialjovian, netn10
IIW: Bird Commander

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

Ebonblade Soultaker 3BB
Creature - Human Cleric (R)
Menace
Whenever Ebonblade Soultaker deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up. You gain life equal to the amount of life lost in this way.
Encore 6BBBB
1/1

IIW: +1/+1 or -1/-1 counters on noncreatures

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian,void_nothing

The Final Countdown bbb
Legendary Enchantment
Vanishing 10 (This enchantment enters the battlefield with ten time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Whenever a time counter is removed from The Final Countdown, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent.
When The Final Countdown leaves the battlefield, if it had no time counters on it, you lose the game.

IIW: angry birds

[Riria]

Votes: OneAndOnly, FoilSquared
HM: JovialJovian. This card is so mind blowingly overpowered that it makes my inner Spike squee.

From here

Lost the Game 3WB
Enchantment (MR)
Your life can't get lower.
Whenever an opponent loses life, put that many pain counters on Lost the Game.
Whenever the 10th pain counter is placed on this, you lose the game.

IIW: Christmas nightmare fuel

[Pygyzy]

Free Bird BURb
Creature — Bird Spirit (C)
Devoid, flying, interplanar
Free Bird costs BURb less to cast.
Free Bird's printed characteristics can't change.
Free Bird attacks and blocks randomly. (You may flip a coin once each turn. If you win, gain temporary control of this.)
When Free Bird dies, shuffle it into a random player's library. They gain permanent ownership of Free Bird.
1/4

Void_nothing,foilsquared
IIW: Alternate Dimensions

[netn10]

Votes: Riria, JovialJovian (HM: Everyone, it was very hard to pick today)

Riders on the Storm 2WU
Creature - Elemental Knight (Rare)
Flying, first strike
Whenever a creature you control attacks, you get .
3/3

IIW: Three colored vehicles.

[slimytrout]

dyd, JovialJovian

Man in the Mirror 1U
Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter (R)
Metalcraft — T: Man in the Mirror becomes a copy of target creature, except it has this ability. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
1/1

IIW: Eggs

[Raptorchan]

Votes: slimytrout, dyd

Dr. Love rw
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric (M)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 5 life.
At the beginning of your end step, Dr. Love deals 5 damage to you.
Bad, bad, bad medicine.
2/2

IIW: Wedges

[JovialJovian]

slimytrout, netn10

They Might Be Giants 2G
Enchantment - Aura
Multikicker 3
Enchant creature
When They Might Be Giants enters the battlefield, for each time it was kicked, create a token that's a copy of it attached to target creature.
Enchanted creature is a 3/3 red Giant creature token and loses all abilities.

IIW: Monarch

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Votes: FoilSquared; Riria

Du du-du du-du!
Instant (R)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, search your library and exile X artifact cards from it.
This spell can't be countered and its damage can't be prevented.
Du du-du du-du! deals X damage to any target.
"It's a sound of metal falling from the distant sky. It's a sound of your head being hit by said metal and becoming trash. Pure art."
-Gubrak, goblin bard

IIW: Enchantments with activated abiliy returning them to hand as a cost.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Riria, dyd

Pell-Mell Pelting 1R
Enchantment (R)
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, Pell-Mell Pelting deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token and Pell-Mell Pelting deals 1 damage to you.
"For those about to use rock, I salute ya." - Toggo, goblin weaponsmith

IIW: Nightmares

[kwanyeegor-ii]

oneandonly foilsquared