New Challenge Every Day - October 14th: Nonwhite wrath variant

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Nonwhite wrath variant

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 36 (+2)
dyd 29 (+5)
netn10 30 (+2)
void_nothing 20 (+0)
Riria 16 (+1)
CunningGabe 12
JovialJovian 11 (+1)
OneAndOnly 9 (+3)
Oskeo 7 (+2)
MonoRedMage 5
FoilSquared 4
TheAmericanSpirit 3 (+1)
BaconCatBug 1
kwanyeegor-ii 1 (+1)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
0/1 red Kobold tokens

Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Matron of Kher Keep 3rr
Creature - Kobold Shaman
Menace
Whenever Matron of Kher Keep or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay any amount of r. If you do, create that many 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens.
4/5

IIW: huge Saprolings

dyd, OneAndOnly

Keep Fighting 1R
Instant (U)
Create two 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep.
Keep Fighting deals damage to any target equal to the number of Kobolds you control.
"They don't look like much, but when two of them jump on your head, well, then they don't look like anything 'cuz they've gouged out your eyes."
-Jaya Ballard

IIW: Living Books

Votes: oskeo, kwanyeegor-ii

Kher Keep Revenge -- 2RR
Enchantment
When Kher Keep Revenge enters the battlefield, put a number of Kobold counters on it equal to your life total. Then, if you have lost a game against an opponent this match, sacrifice Kher Keep Revenge and create that many 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens.
When you lose the game, banish Kher Keep Revenge. (Put it into your sideboard. You can't put it in your main deck the next game in this match.) Then, each of your teammates creates a number of 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens equal to the number of counters on it.

IIW: Finally catching up on sleep!

Votes: dyd, oskeo

Dragonridge Altar 1RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token.
Kobolds count as two creatures for the purpose of costs and effects that would have you sacrifice permanents.

IIW: Walls *without* defender

Votes: dyd, OneAndOnly

From the Ground 1R
Sorcery (Rare)
Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if From the Ground is in your graveyard, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token.

IIW: Expand white and/or red's mechanics.

Dyd, Riria

Kher Keep Legionnaire 2BRR

Creature - Kobold (U)

When Kher Keep Legionnaire enters the battlefield, create 4 0/1 red Kobold Tokens.

2, sacrifice a creature with 0 power: Deal 3 damage to target creature.

Whenever Kher Keep Legionnaire blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +4/-3 until end of combat

0/4

IIW: Cards based on Weather

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

Prossh's Roar XGG
Instant (R)
Create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep. You may cast your next creature spell this turn as though it had flash. The next nontoken creature that enters the battlefield under your control this turn enters the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it.

IIW: Commanders that promote an unusual deck style

dyd theamericanspirit

Reduce to the Pitiful 3W
Instant (Uncommon)
Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep
Flashback 3U

iiw what if legendaries were in alpha

Votes - slimytrout, OneAndOnly

Persistent Kobold 0
Creature - Kobold {C}
Persistent Kobold is red.
When Persistent Kobold dies, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token.
0/1

IIW - Cards costing MMMM (Four of the same colored mana)

[Riria]

Votes: void_nothing, MonoRedMage

Engineered Calamity 2UBB
Sorcery (MR)
Perfect Timing (If Engineered Calamity was cast from your hand, you may exile it as it resolves naming a future step or phase which is at the latest your next upkeep. If you do, cast Engineered Calamity from exile without paying its mana cost at the beginning of that step or phase.)
Destroy all creatures.

IIW: Soulshift

[dyd]

Votes: slimytrout, void_nothing

@slimytrout: puns and flavor :laugh:

Biohazard bbgg
Enchantment
All creatures have hexproof and indestructible.
All creatures get -X/-X, where X is one plus the number of creatures that died this turn.
At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Biohazard.

IIW: brush your teeth

[JovialJovian]

TheAmericanSpirit, kwanyeegor-ii

Holocaust 1RR
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts and creatures. Holocaust deals 2 damage to you for each permanent destroyed this way.

IIW: Wurms, Worms, or Wyrms

[netn10]

Votes: Riria, kwanyeegor-ii

The Strongest Survives 2GG
Sorcery (Rare)
Each creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

IIW: A WUBR uncommon.

[slimytrout]

void_nothing, dyd

Careful Carnage UBB
Sorcery (R)
Return a nontoken creature you don't control to its owner's hand, then destroy all creatures.
"I still have plans for you."
-Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

IIW: Eating

[TheAmericanSpirit]

Dyd, kwanyeegor-ii

Violent Vicissitudes 4bbrr

Sorcery (R)

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the total toughness of all creatures destroyed this way.

War is hell. Here, it's more literal than in most places.

IIW: lands based on iconic geography

[OneAndOnly]

Vote: slimytrout, kwanyeegor-ii

I had a nifty idea, but it's too close to netn10's. So here's an older one...

Gene Fracture -- 2{up}{gp}{g/u}{g/u}
Sorcery
Each creature's base toughness becomes 0.
Stelas Vir of the Star Clade looked into the void between worlds. Something distant glistened; something distant beckoned.

.

IIW: The clocks are all behind today.

[TheAmericanSpirit]

@slimytrout

Howdy Friend, you forgot your IIW. Yours are always pretty good too, so I'd hate to miss it.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

dyd oneandonly

Wash the Earth Clean 5UU
Instant--Arcane (Rare)
Shuffle all nonlegendary creatures into their owner's libraries.
Splice onto Arcane 7UU

iiw moonsilver something

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - slimytrout, TheAmericanSpirit

Wrath of Flame RRRR
Instant {M}
Wrath of Flame deals 4 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

IIW - Fateful hour

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, Riria

Release the Cryptcurse XBB
Sorcery (R)
Put up to X target artifact and/or creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. All nonartifact creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

IIW: Common noncreature non-Equipment artifacts