New Challenge Every Day - September 24th: Unusual creature type combinations

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Unusual creature type combinations

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 43 (+2)
dyd 42 (+3)
Raptorchan 40
JovialJovian 39 (+2)
void_nothing 37 (+0)
BaconCatBug 25 (+3)
jamblock 18
Riria 18 (+1)
ECPmath 12
Feyd_Ruin 7
MonoRedMage 7
CunningGabe 7 (+3)
kwanyeegor-ii 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Sci-fi

Votes: netn10, CunningGabe

Teleport Malfunction 4uu
Sorcery
Exile target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Return them to the battlefield merged under your control. (Put one of them over the other. They are the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.)

IIW: Battlebond 2

Votes: dyd, BaconCatBug

Utopia GW
Sorcery (Rare)
Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
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Dystopia XBB
Instant (Rare)
Aftermath
Each player sacrifice X creatures.

IIW: A card that cost 1BURG

Plasma Cannon 2
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature has "T, Put a overheat counter on Plasma Cannon: Equipped creature deals 1 damage to target creature for each overheat counter on Plasma Cannon. Flip a coin for each overheat counter on Plasma Cannon. If you flip two or more tails, sacrifice equipped creature."
Equip 2

Votes: dyd JovialJovian
IIW: White, Red, and/or Green Ninjas.

Votes: dyd, BaconCatBug

Universal Adaptor 3
Artifact (R)
Universal Adaptor enters the battlefield with 3 charge counters on it.
You may spend charge counters to pay for costs as if they were placed on whatever permanent required them.

IIW: Snow

CunningGabe, BaconCatBug

Planet Cracker 8
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying
When ~ attacks, each player sacrifices half of the permanents they control, rounded up.
Crew 6
10/10

IIW: All 7s

Votes - JovialJovian, CunningGabe

Teleport Gate 3
Artifact {R}
Flash
3, T: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

IIW - Ogres

Votes: Riria, netn10

Pulsarblade Champion 2W
Artifact Creature - Elemental Knight (R)
Lifelink
Whenever Pulsarblade Champion becomes the target of an instant or sorcery spell you control, if you cast it from your hand, you may copy any number of cards exiled with Pulsarblade Champion and cast the copies targeting Pulsarblade Champion without paying their mana costs. Exile that spell card as it resolves.
2/2

IIW: Big multicolored idiots

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, JovialJovian

Two-Headed Riddler 2UR
Creature - Sphinx Dragon (Rare)
Flying, menace
Whenever a creature attacks, any opponent may let you draw a card. If they doesn't, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
One head to ask the riddle, the second head to spit hot takes.
3/3

IIW: Four-Colored Uncommon

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Disenchanted Defector 1w
Creature - Hippo Deserter
Protection from artifacts and enchantments
"Whatcha lookin' at?"
3/1

IIW: infinite

[BaconCatBug]

Dehydrating Licid 3UU
Creature — Homarid Licid
U, T: Dehydrating Licid loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay U to end this effect.
Enchanted creature can't attack unless its controller sacrifices an Island.
2/2

Votes: Riria MonoRedMage
IIW: Rat <Class>

[Riria]

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Rotting Abnegator 2BW
Creature - Zombie Angel (MR)
Rotting Abnegator enters the battlefield with X +1/+1. counters on it, where X is the number of white creature cards in your graveyard.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Rotting Abnegator: Put a flying, vigilance, first strike or lifelink counter on Rotting Abnegator.
0/0

IIW: creature lands

[JovialJovian]

MonoRedMage, Riria

Chittering Amalgam XXBG
Creature - Rat Squirrel Ooze
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Rat you control and each Squirrel you control.
As ~ enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each green mana spent to cast it and a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each black mana spent to cast it.
0/0

IIW: Mice

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - netn10, Riria

Clay Phoenix 4
Artifact Creature - Phoenix Golem {R}
Flying, trample
1R, Exile Clay Phoenix from your graveyard: Add RRR. Activate this ability only during your turn.
3R, Tap an untapped Artificer you control: Return Clay Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Activate this ability only during your turn.
3/2

IIW - "Whenever one or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control"

[void_nothing]

Votes: dyd, BaconCatBug

Niu-Vuk, the Worldram 6GG
Legendary Creature - Elder Shark (M)
Vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, put any number of cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
Whenever Niu-Vuk attacks or blocks, reveal your library. Niu-Vuk gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each creature card revealed in this way. Then shuffle your library.
The Great Mouth of the Open Ocean instinctively knows where every member of the food chain belongs.
0/8

IIW: +1/+2 or +2/+1