New Challenge Every Day - September 9th: Puns

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Puns

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

dyd 14 (+1)
JovialJovian 13 (+2)
void_nothing 12 (+0)
ECPmath 12 (+2)
netn10 12 (+1)
Riria 10 (+4)
Raptorchan 9 (+2)
BaconCatBug 8 (+0)
Feyd_Ruin 7
CunningGabe 4
kwanyeegor-ii 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Four color mechanic

Votes: ECPmath, Riria

Spellwild Fink
Creature - Ouphe
Spells you cast that target Spellwild Fink and are one or more colors cost 2 less to cast.
Spellwild (Each creature you control gets +1/+0 as long as you've cast a noncreature spell with a higher converted mana cost this turn.)
1/2

IIW: sagas with repeated chapters (e.g. The Triumph of Anax, Fall of the Thran )

Votes: JovialJovian, Raptorchan

Passion Killing BR
Sorcery (R)
Diversify (If this spell doesn't share any colors with the previous spell you've cast and you haven't cast a white spell this game, it diversifies.)
Destroy target creature. If Passion Killing diversifies, it deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

IIW: Advisor lord.

Votes: ECPmath, Riria

Ink-Treader Scion rgwu
Creature - Nephilim Scion (U)
Congeniality - Whenever you cast a spell that targets Ink-Treader Scion, draw a card for each color of that spell that shares a color with Ink-Treader Scion.
3/3

RaptorChan, Riria

Swarmbrute Rushmaster BR
Creature - Insect Warrior (U)
Trample
Trounce (At the beginning of your declare blockers step, if there are more attackers than blockers, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the difference.)
3G: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
3W: Tap target creature.
2/2

IIW: Celebrations and/or Festivals

Votes: JovialJovian, Riria

Glassborn Elemental GWUR
Creature - Elemental (Common)
Crystallize (Whenever this creature dies, if it doesn't have a crystal counter, return it to the battlefield with a crystal counter on it. It is an enchantment as long as it has a crystal counter on it.)
T: Return another target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
4/4

IIW: D&D

Votes: dyd, netn10

Vengeful Swashbuckler UR
Creature - Hyena Rogue (U)
Ruminate (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may note it for one permanent with ruminate you control that doesn't have a spell noted.)
WB, T, Sacrifice Vengeful Swashbuckler: Destroy target nonland permanent with converted mana cost equal to or less than the noted spell's.
3/2

IIW: New cards for deceased characters

[dyd]

Votes: Raptornchan, jamblock

Duck 1g
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Gilded Goose, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
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Cover 2uu
Sorcery
You may tap two untapped non-Human creatures you control that share a creature type. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Egg creature token. Repeat this process any number of times.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

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IIW: level up or traps or quest counters

[Raptorchan]

Whoops, I forgot to add IIW for the previous round. Let it be: Bablovia

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Maybee 1ur
Creature - Weird Insect (U)
Flying
Whenever Maybee becomes the target of a spell, flip a coin. If you win the flip, create a token that's a copy of Maybee. Otherwise, return Maybee to its owner's hand.
Or maybee not.
2/2

IIW: Island matters

[Riria]

Votes: Raptorchan, void_nothing

Human Resources 2BG
Enchantment (R)
4: Create a white 1/1 Human creature token.
BG, Sacrifice a Human: Put a charge counter on Human Resources, then distribute X +1/+1 counters on creatures you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters the sacrificed creature had plus the number of charge counters on Human Resources.
The fastest growing department since Gruul Wall Recycling.

IIW: Red vehicles.

[netn10]

Votes: jamblock, vpid_nothing

Blaze for Twenty XRR
Sorcery (Rare)
You may sacrifice Plants to pay 2 for this spell for each Plant sacrificed this way.
Blaze for Twenty deals X damage to any target.
Stoner's best friend.

IIW: four colored vehicle

[void_nothing]

Votes: Raptorchan, jamblock

Gory Seeker 1B
Creature - Zombie Soldier (C)
Gory Seeker can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and white creatures.
The turning of the tide always ends with one soldier's decision to turn back and betray.
2/1

IIW: Return to Otaria

[jamblock]

netn10, void_nothing

Impasse {u/b}{u/b}
Instant (U)
If U was spent to cast this spell, counter each other spell unless its controller pays 3. If B was spent to cast this spell, create a tapped 1/1 black Imp creature token with flying.

IIW: Making and/or cleaning a mess

[kwanyeegor-ii]

dyd void_nothing