The DCC - September 9, 2020

[void_nothing]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Sleep schedule update: Uuuuuugh.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Rithaniel 21 (+2)
Raptorchan 15 (+2)
Riria 15 (+6)
void_nothing 15 (+1)
netn10 12 (+1)
kwanyeegor-ii 6
jamblock 2 (+2)
marioguy3 1

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Riria, void_nothing

Votes: Raptorchan, jamblock

Unidentified Thing 2
Permanent (R)
(As a permanent spell, Unidentified Thing enters the battlefield after resolving, but isn't any particular permanent type.)
When Unidentified Thing enters the battlefield, draw a card.
For the purpose of spells or effects that would have you sacrifice a permanent of a particular type, treat Unidentified Thing as all permanent types.

Votes: Rithaniel, Riria

Adventure's Tank 2W
Creature - Kor Cleric Warrior (Uncommon)
Vigilance
Damage dealt to other creatures you control is dealt to Adventure's Tank instead.
"Get out! I will take the hit for both of us!"
2/4

Riria, Raptorchan

Chronocalligraphy 2U
Instant (R)
Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of "upkeep" with "end step" or replacing all instances of "end step" with "upkeep."
Draw a card.

Votes: netn10, jamblock

Backway Strategist
Creature - Rogue C
Haste
Whenever Backway Strategist deals combat damage to a creature, put a map counter on that creature.
Backway Strategist can't be blocked by creatures with map counters on them.
"They built all of these streets. You think they'd know them better than they do."
2/3

Votes: Riria, Rithaniel

Slicing Skirge 2B
Creature - Imp (C)
Flying
Whenever Slicing Skirge blocks or becomes blocked, each creature blocking or blocked by it gets -1/-1 until end of turn and you lose 1 life.
2/2

[Riria]

Votes: netn10, jamblock

So Crack a Bottle RG
Sorcery (U)
Target creature you control fights target creature an enemy controls. If the enemy creature dies this turn, your creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Let your body waddle.

[netn10]

Votes: jamblock, Rithaniel

Azorius-Selesnya Evangelist GWU
Creature - Human Cleric (Rare)
Protection from black and red.
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt.
Players can't lose life or sacrifice permanents.
2/2

[Rithaniel]

I feel those sleep schedule woes.

Votes: Riria, jamblock

Planted Misinformation
Instant U
Cast this spell only during the declare blockers step.
Exchange the blockers of two target attacking creatures.
"Wait, they're here?!"

[jamblock]

Rithaniel, void_nothing

Third Eye Gambit 1U
Sorcery (U)
Scry 3, then choose a number. Target opponent guesses whether that number is the converted mana cost of the top card of your library, then you reveal that card. If they guessed wrong, you draw two cards. If they guessed right, you mill four cards, then each player draws a card.

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, jamblock

Ula's Deluge 2UUUU
Sorcery (R)
Mill twenty cards. If fifteen or more Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, and/or Serpent cards were milled in this way, you win the game.